# I can't keep up with the SDMB's speed! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 26, 2002, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-keep-up-with-the-sdmbs-speed/105763 "2002-04-26T14:00:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ace_of_Swords)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-keep-up-with-the-sdmbs-speed/105763/1 "2002-04-26T14:00:30Z")
Whoa! I mean whoa! I’ve been pushing my fingers to the absolute limit, wracking my meager collection of grey matter to post, post, post, and I just can’t seem to keep up with the speed of the board! Sometimes, when I don’t type fast enough, the board kindly takes my cookie. Thanks, SDMB! I forgot to post in 9 seconds! I’m a bad, bad poster. No, that’s ok. I’ll go back to the login, and, what’s this? No thread specified? I’m sorry, wait, you kick me out of a thread and then claim you don’t know who I am, or where I was? You raggedy hamster! Don’t I make with the SDMB sweet talk? You know I do. Ok, there I’ve re-logged in, I guess my accounts still there, bonus, I’ve retyped, now, just lemme preview a quick sec… …You are not logged in?! You mephitic sack of shit!! …I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that – that was entirely too personal, SDMB. What I meant to say, is that I think your posting process – not you – sucks balls. No! It’s ok, don’t cry… aw, c’mon… look! I’ll re-post. I SAID, I’m re-posting, give me nine seconds you disgruntled gerund. Look, I hit the mother-fucking submit button, take the post, TAKE the POST, TAKE THIS MOTHER FUCKING POST FOR THE SWEET LOVE OF JESUS!!! \ ***sob** ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-keep-up-with-the-sdmbs-speed/105763/2 "2002-04-27T03:31:33Z")
the hampster hates you; look, it even scribbled all over your coding! ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-keep-up-with-the-sdmbs-speed/105763/3 "2002-04-27T04:01:52Z")
Hampsters live in dumsters. ---
**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-keep-up-with-the-sdmbs-speed/105763/4 "2002-04-27T05:52:38Z")
I’ve had this problem too. Copy and paste is your friend. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2002, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-keep-up-with-the-sdmbs-speed/105763/5 "2002-04-27T05:57:34Z")
The board will log me out for what seems like no reason at all, and I have to log back in again. It’s irritating, especially when I’m trying to post something rather long and inolved. However, copy and paste seems to be a good solution. (of course, that doesn’t help if your whole computer decides to crash on you)