# I can't open this bottle of Lea & Perrins! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 8, 2004, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-open-this-bottle-of-lea-perrins/278647 "2004-12-08T00:01:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-open-this-bottle-of-lea-perrins/278647/21 "2004-12-08T02:43:38Z")
You need a man! Unless you are a man, in which case there’s no excuse, since everyone knows God only created men to take the lids off jars. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-open-this-bottle-of-lea-perrins/278647/22 "2004-12-08T02:44:19Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Wide distribution? Did you find it at Von’s, or did you frequent some mutant continuum-traveling sauce shop? I live in the south my friend. I got it a FoodLion of course. > **[My Food and Family Recipes](https://www.myfoodandfamily.com/)** > > Explore a wide variety of My Food and Family recipes today. My Food and Family recipes are great for new dinner ideas, easy meal prep and so much more. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-open-this-bottle-of-lea-perrins/278647/23 "2004-12-08T02:47:43Z")
Hot damn! Time to go shopping. (At least you didn’t say Piggly-Wiggly!) 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-open-this-bottle-of-lea-perrins/278647.md?page=1)