# I can't pay my rent. I'm doomed.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 2, 2013, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-pay-my-rent-im-doomed/667777 "2013-09-02T01:11:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2013, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-pay-my-rent-im-doomed/667777/46 "2013-09-03T02:34:11Z")

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> [@Fenris](#):
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> No: the “My furnace is broke and it’s a zillion degrees in my house and I can’t get air conditioning and my baby and wife will die from the heat and I’m totally flat broke and I need money. And by “a zillion degrees” I mean “It’s warm” and by “my babies and wife” I mean “my bunny-wunnies” (by which I mean _literally_ my pet rabbits) and by “flat broke” I mean except for my investments and retirement money and savings and stuff.”\* one was far, FAR worse.
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> But other than that, yeah, this is the worst.
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> \*Note: some details changed for kicks and grins

Don’t dredge up old controversies, esp. just for kicks and grins. It’s jerkish.

No warning issued.

**twickster** , MPSIMS moderator

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