# I can't prove Dr. Pepper is made from the blood of children\*, but...

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**Created:** [September 12, 2010, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520 "2010-09-12T17:07:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2010, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/1 "2010-09-12T17:07:09Z")

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…when it foams, the foam has a reddish-pink tinge to it. I can’t think of any other reason why this might be.

- I assume it’s children’s blood because I feel younger after drinking it. But that could be explained by the use of kitten or puppy blood. Also, I have never seen a small child walk out of a Dr. Pepper bottling plant\*\* alive.  
\*\* I have never seen a Dr. Pepper bottling plant.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/2 "2010-09-12T17:36:58Z")

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Ah yes, one of my favorite Futurama lines, regarding Soylent Cola.

“How does it taste?”  
“It varies from person to person”

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/3 "2010-09-12T17:43:45Z")

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We know it can’t be menstrual blood. Nitpickers are always adamant that there is no period in Dr Pepper.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/4 "2010-09-12T17:48:17Z")

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It says “natural flavors” right on the can. :eek:

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/5 "2010-09-12T17:50:58Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> We know it can’t be menstrual blood. Nitpickers are always adamant that there is no period in Dr Pepper.

😃

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/6 "2010-09-12T18:02:38Z")

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This may explain the whole “Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper too” campaign.

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/7 "2010-09-12T20:01:51Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> This may explain the whole “Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper too” campaign.

Ah, yes. They’re attempting to in-DR-nate the children!

(Yes, I went there; yes, I could have helped myself if I’d tried; no, I didn’t try very hard).

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/8 "2010-09-13T19:42:12Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> - I assume it’s children’s blood because I feel younger after drinking it. But that could be explained by the use of kitten or puppy blood. …

That depends. In addition to feeling younger, do you have a greater urge than usual to:  
[ol]  
[li]claw the furniture[/li][li]eat poop, or[/li][li]watch Sesame Street and Barney?[/li][/ol]  
These should help identify the specific ingredient.

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**Author:** ![PoorYorick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/9 "2010-09-13T19:51:08Z")

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> [@Mama\_Zappa](#):
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> > [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> > - I assume it’s children’s blood because I feel younger after drinking it. But that could be explained by the use of kitten or puppy blood. …
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> That depends. In addition to feeling younger, do you have a greater urge than usual to:  
> [ol]  
> [li]claw the furniture[/li][li]eat poop, or[/li][li]watch Sesame Street and Barney?[/li][/ol]  
> These should help identify the specific ingredient.

I don’t know – all three pretty much describes my nephew when he was about a year old.

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**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/10 "2010-09-13T20:02:41Z")

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> [@PoorYorick](#):
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> > [@Mama\_Zappa](#):
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> > That depends. In addition to feeling younger, do you have a greater urge than usual to:  
> > [ol]  
> > [li]claw the furniture[/li][li]eat poop, or[/li][li]watch Sesame Street and Barney?[/li][/ol]  
> > These should help identify the specific ingredient.
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> I don’t know – all three pretty much describes my nephew when he was about a year old.

Umm . . . he clawed the furniture? Might want to have him checked out.

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**Author:** ![may\_be\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@may\_be\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/may_be_ignorant)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/11 "2010-09-13T20:07:32Z")

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honestly i spent ten minutes trying to think of something clever. im done.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/12 "2010-09-13T20:15:30Z")

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From it’s original name, D Peppers Pepsin Bitters, it couldn’t have been children. It had to be relatives of the old lady that lives across the street from me.

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/13 "2010-09-13T20:32:08Z")

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It’s probably the blood of diabetics, so they can save money on sweetener.

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**Author:** ![palacheck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a88e57/32.png) [@palacheck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palacheck)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/14 "2010-09-13T20:52:12Z")

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It’s all that High-fructose CORN syrup…HFCS is also poisonous…mildly **EXP** l **O\*\*\*\*S** iv **E** …and one molecule

away from PLASTIC!!..

I bet you didn’t know the TRUTH

…because you’ve been BRAINwashed…by the…  
evil corn-growing capitalists…that run the government…

…  
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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/15 "2010-09-13T21:13:12Z")

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Isopropyl  
Hesapropyl  
Shesapropyl  
Theysapropyl  
Wouldn’t you like to be a propyl too?

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**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/16 "2010-09-13T21:21:12Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> Nitpickers are always adamant that there is no period in Dr Pepper.

There [used to be](http://www.kaskafamilyfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/tile%20logo-web%281%29.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2010, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/17 "2010-09-13T22:48:30Z")

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> [@spark240](#):
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> > [@Shagnasty](#):
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> > Nitpickers are always adamant that there is no period in Dr Pepper.
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> There [used to be](http://www.kaskafamilyfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/tile%20logo-web%281%29.jpg).

Gross!

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**Author:** ![cstamets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/958977/32.png) [@cstamets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cstamets)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/18 "2010-09-14T02:48:19Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> …when it foams, the foam has a reddish-pink tinge to it. I can’t think of any other reason why this might be.
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> - I assume it’s children’s blood because I feel younger after drinking it. But that could be explained by the use of kitten or puppy blood. Also, I have never seen a small child walk out of a Dr. Pepper bottling plant\*\* alive.  
> \*\* I have never seen a Dr. Pepper bottling plant.

I used to live down the street from a Dr. Pepper bottling plant. Never once saw a child walk out it.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/19 "2010-09-14T03:51:19Z")

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> [@cstamets](#):
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> > [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> > …when it foams, the foam has a reddish-pink tinge to it. I can’t think of any other reason why this might be.
> > 
> > - I assume it’s children’s blood because I feel younger after drinking it. But that could be explained by the use of kitten or puppy blood. Also, I have never seen a small child walk out of a Dr. Pepper bottling plant\*\* alive.  
> > \*\* I have never seen a Dr. Pepper bottling plant.
> 
> I used to live down the street from a Dr. Pepper bottling plant. Never once saw a child walk out it.

I KNEW it!

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-prove-dr-pepper-is-made-from-the-blood-of-children-but/553520/20 "2010-09-14T03:52:38Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> > [@spark240](#):
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> > There [used to be](http://www.kaskafamilyfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/Image/tile%20logo-web%281%29.jpg).
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> Gross!

My WAG is that they use menstrual blood for the Wild Cherry flavor.

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