# I can't stand lindsay because... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 6, 2000, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-lindsay-because/24727 "2000-07-06T07:33:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-lindsay-because/24727/61 "2000-07-07T09:40:09Z")
Fuck me naked and hide my clothes ! Now it’s lindsay darlarlin ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-lindsay-because/24727/62 "2000-07-07T09:41:18Z")
Er, Lindsay Darling that is. ---
**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-lindsay-because/24727/63 "2000-07-07T09:47:05Z")
We just had a Linday’s and now a Lindsay Play… Guess there’s no way to stop new people only for the night huh??? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-lindsay-because/24727/64 "2000-07-07T09:50:22Z")
There have been 2 more, I’m Lindsay and Lindsay play within the past few minutes, I’m not reporting anymore, who ever is doing this is probably sitting back and jerking off because of the attention. Who wants to bet they never use the names to post. You had your 15 minutes of fame, buttmunch, now go play somewhere else. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-lindsay-because/24727/65 "2000-07-07T09:56:06Z")
And now we have “LINDSAY FOREVER”. Boy, has this crusty-cunt whore got too much time on her hands… ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-lindsay-because/24727/66 "2000-07-07T10:09:45Z")
Oh man. I thought you were kidding about all the Lindsay sockpuppets, but LindsayHottie is the latest one. This is too pathetic for words. And Coldfire, I just can’t get used to you using the term “cunt”! But Lindsay warrants it! ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-lindsay-because/24727/67 "2000-07-07T10:16:17Z")
I have email the admins about this , and am sure they will deal with all these names. To whoever sent me the bluemountin card using the name lindsay, don’t email me anymore at all, in any way. If you do I will consider it harassment, and report you to yahoo. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-lindsay-because/24727/68 "2000-07-07T10:16:40Z")
For the record, I think it’s clear that all these new lindsay reincarnations are not our little shitface herself. She would never be able to register all these names so quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-lindsay-because/24727/69 "2000-07-07T10:20:05Z")
I agree Coldfire, I am starting to feel sorry for whoever it is. It has to be sad to have nothing better to do than register on a message board all night long. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-lindsay-because/24727/70 "2000-07-07T12:17:12Z")
And welcome Lindsay in Atlanta. Oy vey. We’re being overrun by airheaded sanctimonius cunts. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-lindsay-because/24727/71 "2000-07-07T12:33:31Z")
And not in a good way! ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-lindsay-because/24727/72 "2000-07-07T15:49:42Z")
I thought one of you sent email to the admins? I didn’t see a thing. None of those “Lindsay” socks will be posting. And whoever it was that made all those screen names, it’s probably a safe bet it wasn’t Lindsay. It’s not the first time someone used someone else’s name around here, either to just be a jerk in general or to implicate someone else in jerkosity. your humble TubaDiva Administrator ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-lindsay-because/24727/73 "2000-07-07T16:04:07Z")
> [@](#): > > who ever is doing this is probably sitting back and jerking off because of the attention. DING DING DING We have a winner! (hint: Don’t offer jerkoff material.) ---
**Author:** ![gillygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3e96dc/32.png) [@gillygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gillygirl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-lindsay-because/24727/74 "2000-07-07T18:25:11Z")
I’ve emailed the two Pit mods to close this thread. I’m just not cut out for Pit life and I think I’ll go back into “lurk” mode again (there is some FUNNY stuff in this thread though!!! LMAO) ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-lindsay-because/24727/75 "2000-07-07T18:53:04Z")
TubaDiva, I emailed Lynn a partial list of the names that were used this morning. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-lindsay-because/24727.md?page=3)