# I can't stand your face, celeb. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 22, 2012, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598 "2012-02-22T04:29:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/21 "2012-02-22T13:57:01Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Sarah Palin: there’s something about that mouth that just says “cruel”. That would be the words she speaks. And yes, this thread is as superficial as a cosmetics advert. ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/22 "2012-02-22T14:07:35Z")
I’ll add, if anyone actually thinks someone can really have a “cruel mouth” or “smug eyebrows”, they should book themselves an appointment with a [retrophrenologist](http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Retrophrenology). 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/23 "2012-02-22T14:37:00Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > [Kim Raver](http://www.hairfinder.com/celebk/kim-raver2.jpg) - I think she’s supposed to be drop-dead gorgeous, but there is something weird going on with her face. I feel the same about [Scarlett Johansson](http://www.flickr.com/photos/puzznic/2112965264/sizes/s/in/photostream/). Something about her cheekbones and her chin just doesn’t add up for me. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/24 "2012-02-22T14:46:08Z")
> [@hogarth](#): > > I feel the same about [Scarlett Johansson](http://www.flickr.com/photos/puzznic/2112965264/sizes/s/in/photostream/). Something about her cheekbones and her chin just doesn’t add up for me. I never noticed she even had a face… ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/25 "2012-02-22T14:51:41Z")
**Ryan Reynolds** may be a perfectly nice young man–but that entitled, smug, frat-boy smirk of his makes me want to slap him till he cries like a little girl. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/26 "2012-02-22T14:54:01Z")
> [@Laggard](#): > > Owen Wilson and his amazing stupid nose. I’ve never understood why he’s the more famous one. His brother is both non-deformed and much funnier. Then there’s [this guy](http://thyblackman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/michael_jackson.jpg). There’s something not quite right about him that I just can’t put my finger on. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/27 "2012-02-22T15:13:55Z")
Nancy Grace and her evil scowl. Bitch ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/28 "2012-02-22T15:56:43Z")
Drew Barrymore’s goddamned permanent smirk. Can she not speak without smirking? ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/29 "2012-02-22T16:25:22Z")
Crista Miller in the later seasons of Scrubs. I’m not sure if she had plastic surgery or over-did the Botox or had a mild stroke or what, but she went from being very cute and normal looking to having a weird, immobile facial expression that made looking at her kind of off-putting. ---
**Author:** ![Huerta88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/82dd89/32.png) [@Huerta88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Huerta88)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/30 "2012-02-22T16:32:24Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Paris Hilton’s head has always looked to small for her body to me. Combine that with tilting it at some retarded angle as she often does when posing, the insipid simpering smirky smile she usually affects, and what I swear is a stroke victim droopy eye on one side, and she’s my vote. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/31 "2012-02-22T16:36:44Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Renee Zellwegger and her eternal squint. [Provided without comment](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV1CgkCakb0&feature=related). [Justin Chatwin](http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/default/d1/1f/343557.jpg), the guy who plays Steve on Shameless, is my contribution to the thread. He has the Minnie Driver giant cheeks problem, plus buck teeth and a fivehead. ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/32 "2012-02-22T16:38:57Z")
[Taylor Swift](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://taylorswiftbiography.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Taylor-Swift-Curly-Hairstyles.jpg&imgrefurl=http://taylorswiftbiography.net/styles/taylor-swift-curly-hairstyles/&h=490&w=376&sz=57&tbnid=ORk8hfIdv9ZJVM:&tbnh=108&tbnw=83&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dtaylor%2Bswift%2Bphoto%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=taylor+swift+photo&docid=ZqV83RmscrhwbM&sa=X&ei=mBlFT9r1BObs0gGu9ICBBA&ved=0CHIQ9QEwEw&dur=7208). There’s something about her eyes that I find really frightening. They look like android eyes or something. ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/33 "2012-02-22T16:39:21Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUB](#): > > I hate, hate, hated [Connie Britton](http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2011/03/connie_britton-2011-a-p.jpg) in “American Horror Story” and looked forward to her painful death. Pistols at dawn my good man. Angelina Jolie has never done anything for me, her lips are too big and distracting. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/34 "2012-02-22T16:45:33Z")
I don’t typically say “I can’t believe I’m the first to mention…” but I can’t believe I’m the first to mention [Shannen Doherty](http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/celebrities/19307-shannen-doherty/1251207297_shannen_doherty_290x402.jpg) and her crooked eyes. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/35 "2012-02-22T16:49:57Z")
Add me to the Owen Wilson list. I’ve missed what were probably some decent movies because i stand stand to look at his face. ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/36 "2012-02-22T16:50:47Z")
Sandra Oh. I’ll never watch the show because I’d have to look at [her](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0644897/) ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/37 "2012-02-22T18:00:14Z")
> [@DiggitCamara](#): > > Sandra Oh. I’ll never watch the show because I’d have to look at [her](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0644897/) Takes all kinds, I guess… I like how she looks. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/38 "2012-02-22T18:17:09Z")
> [@Simplicio](#): > > Crista Miller in the later seasons of Scrubs. I’m not sure if she had plastic surgery or over-did the Botox or had a mild stroke or what, but she went from being very cute and normal looking to having a weird, immobile facial expression that made looking at her kind of off-putting. Courtney Cox apparently got Crista Miller’s plastic surgeon’s number from her - watching “Cougar Town” last night, they were both in the same scene in close-up, and my thoughts were along the lines of, “That’s a whole lotta plastic surgery we’re seeing there.” (And not a lot of movement around the lips and eyes.) ---
**Author:** ![Laggard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de053/32.png) [@Laggard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laggard)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/39 "2012-02-22T18:20:54Z")
Jay from Silent Bob and Jay. Just the thought of him unleashes a hatred in me that I seldom feel. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2012, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/40 "2012-02-22T18:25:01Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Renee Zellwegger and her eternal squint. Oh yeah, Pasty McSquinty Squeak. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598.md?page=3)