# I can't stand your face, celeb. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 22, 2012, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598 "2012-02-22T04:29:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/101 "2012-02-24T00:31:14Z")
Ellen Barkin. There is something very odd about her nose and eyes. [http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ellen+barkin&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=929&tbm=isch&tbnid=GXWF0JUxse25eM:&imgrefurl=http://inyourface.ocregister.com/2011/03/22/ellen-barkin-nixes-knife-doctors-doubt/27251/&docid=BrEddjgjTMZuIM&imgurl=http://inyourface.ocregister.com/files/2011/03/Ellen-Barkin-0211-ss-450w-1.jpg&w=451&h=428&ei=K9pGT--PN8WSiQLWppnbDQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=154&sig=110505527791806234684&page=1&tbnh=135&tbnw=142&start=0&ndsp=32&ved=1t:429,r:27,s:0&tx=87&ty=80](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=ellen+barkin&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=929&tbm=isch&tbnid=GXWF0JUxse25eM:&imgrefurl=http://inyourface.ocregister.com/2011/03/22/ellen-barkin-nixes-knife-doctors-doubt/27251/&docid=BrEddjgjTMZuIM&imgurl=http://inyourface.ocregister.com/files/2011/03/Ellen-Barkin-0211-ss-450w-1.jpg&w=451&h=428&ei=K9pGT--PN8WSiQLWppnbDQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=154&sig=110505527791806234684&page=1&tbnh=135&tbnw=142&start=0&ndsp=32&ved=1t:429,r:27,s:0&tx=87&ty=80) She is talented, though. ---
**Author:** ![Dick\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/46a35a/32.png) [@Dick\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dick_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/102 "2012-02-24T02:27:23Z")
Chris Pine Possibly the most slapable face in Hollywood? He made the recent Star Trek movie unwatchable for me. > **[Chris Pine | Actor, Producer, Writer](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1517976/)** > > Known for: Star Trek, Wonder Woman, Star Trek Beyond ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/103 "2012-02-24T02:44:34Z")
> [@awldune](#): > > That is a HORRIFIC picture. Maybe she had bad botox or something, but she at least used to be [rather attractive](http://www.flickr.com/photos/39952250@N04/4221894577/). that _is_ a terrible picture linked in the OP. she looks just fine in the Mentalist. here is a more recent, and decent [picture](http://www.robintunney.net/pictures/robin_tunney_06.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/104 "2012-02-24T03:02:56Z")
> [@shijinn](#): > > that _is_ a terrible picture linked in the OP. she looks just fine in the Mentalist. here is a more recent, and decent [picture](http://www.robintunney.net/pictures/robin_tunney_06.jpg). Decent picture of Robin? I was expecting a side shot or one with her hair conveniently covering a lot of her face. Instead-- not found. ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/105 "2012-02-24T03:14:06Z")
[try the second](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.robintunney.net/pictures/robin_tunney_06.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.robintunney.net/robin_tunney_06.html&usg=__wsC_TlviEeI4CUJb6QsTGXq632w=&h=1144&w=925&sz=456&hl=en&start=1&zoom=1&tbnid=tQnb3kYiYghL_M:&tbnh=150&tbnw=121&ei=0v5GT52fC4jJrQevkOSuDw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Drobin%2Btunney%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DX%26tbs%3Disz:l%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1). it’s a portrait of her face, close-up. i think she’s cute in the Mentalist, and it adds to her ‘strong yet sort of helpless’ role against her ward. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/106 "2012-02-24T03:45:51Z")
> [@Rushgeekgirl](#): > > GEORGE CLOONEY! Just looking at his head bobbing smirk makes me grit my teeth. Them’s fightin’ words! I can’t stand to look at Ricky Gervais. He has too much face, and none of the parts go well with the others. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/107 "2012-02-24T03:47:36Z")
She doesn’t look like that atlas on The Mentalist. I know because I’m watching it right now. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/108 "2012-02-24T03:48:52Z")
> [@you\_with\_the\_face](#): > > Chris Brown. His teeth are too numerous, too big, and too unnaturally white, and so his smile angers me. No, I think the problem is that he’s Chris Brown and you want to punch in his teeth because of it. And because he beat up Rihanna. ETA: But mostly because he’s a smug, entitled bastard who you just need to punch. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/109 "2012-02-24T03:55:40Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Malcolm McDowell, at least in the [old days](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.nndb.com/people/485/000024413/mmd4-sized.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.nndb.com/people/485/000024413/&h=272&w=218&sz=15&tbnid=5zrtZe2Z1mUwoM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=72&zoom=1&docid=70jWuHCRRNYMtM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=NTVFT7C0Eqv-iQKz1d3HDg&ved=0CEkQ9QEwBA&dur=1092). What a ham. Or [maybe this](http://favim.com/image/176390/), or [this](http://readingeagle.com/BlogUploads/68/clockwork%20new.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/110 "2012-02-24T04:44:11Z")
> [@Dick\_Fingers](#): > > Chris Pine > > Possibly the most slapable face in Hollywood? > > He made the recent Star Trek movie unwatchable for me. > > [Chris Pine - IMDb](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1517976/) His face is too low - his proportions are all off. His eyes should be about an inch higher on his head. > [@shijinn](#): > > [try the second](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.robintunney.net/pictures/robin_tunney_06.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.robintunney.net/robin_tunney_06.html&usg=__wsC_TlviEeI4CUJb6QsTGXq632w=&h=1144&w=925&sz=456&hl=en&start=1&zoom=1&tbnid=tQnb3kYiYghL_M:&tbnh=150&tbnw=121&ei=0v5GT52fC4jJrQevkOSuDw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Drobin%2Btunney%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DX%26tbs%3Disz:l%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1). it’s a portrait of her face, close-up. i think she’s cute in the Mentalist, and it adds to her ‘strong yet sort of helpless’ role against her ward. Jeeze, are her eyes big enough? > [@Biggirl](#): > > She doesn’t look like that atlas on The Mentalist. I know because I’m watching it right now. “Atlas?” Autocorrect run wild? ---
**Author:** ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/111 "2012-02-24T07:16:11Z")
Malcolm McDowell is awesome. But he had to go grey to get there. I don’t understand this but I hope the same effect works for me. 😛 Are we doing men now? Because [Aragorn](https://www.google.com/search?q=aragorn&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=Q9&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=BTlHT6iMLs6CtgeErYiWDg&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CBcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1024&bih=573) needs to wash his frakking hair. It really pulled me out of the movie. ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/112 "2012-02-24T22:56:33Z")
**David Caruso** The blonde guy from _Hawaii 5-O_. He was on _Entourage_ too. ---
**Author:** ![Dick\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/46a35a/32.png) [@Dick\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dick_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/113 "2012-02-24T23:02:34Z")
> [@River\_Hippie](#): > > **David Caruso** > > The blonde guy from _Hawaii 5-O_. He was on _Entourage_ too. He’s in Hawaii 5-O? didn’t know that, but I’ve got the same feelings for him since I watched “Jade” but isn’t he ginger? _shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/114 "2012-02-24T23:07:02Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > “Atlas?” Autocorrect run wild? What the fahoozy? I didn’t even see that. That’s what I get for dashing a quick post off on my Kindle. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/115 "2012-02-24T23:08:02Z")
> [@River\_Hippie](#): > > **David Caruso** > > The blonde guy from _Hawaii 5-O_. He was on _Entourage_ too. You’re thinking of Scott Caan, although David Caruso could use a punch, just for good measure. I have no idea how Caan has managed to get work. He looks like a horse’s arse, his hair is fucking ridiculous, and i’ve never found him at all convincing as an actor. Maybe it helps that his dad is James Caan. ---
**Author:** ![chizzuk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@chizzuk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chizzuk)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/116 "2012-02-24T23:10:02Z")
> [@River\_Hippie](#): > > **David Caruso** > > The blonde guy from _Hawaii 5-O_. He was on _Entourage_ too. [Scott Caan](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004790/bio) Edit: Beaten by mhendo. I also hate his hair, but I think he’s a decent actor. Lauren German was the weak link on that show this season and thankfully she has been put out to pasture. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/117 "2012-02-24T23:27:31Z")
this thread is so mean, but funny… But I think SJP is pretty anyway. ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/118 "2012-02-25T00:58:18Z")
John C. Reilly and William Macy are not pleasing to the eye. They ought to team up and make a movie with Sarah Jessica Parker and Rene Zellwegger. A 3-D Imax movie.😃 ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/119 "2012-02-25T01:33:08Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > You’re thinking of Scott Caan, although David Caruso could use a punch, just for good measure. > > I have no idea how Caan has managed to get work. He looks like a horse’s arse, his hair is fucking ridiculous, and i’ve never found him at all convincing as an actor. > > Maybe it helps that his dad is James Caan. Sorry, my mistake. :smack: I meant David Caruso **AND** the H5O guy. I’ve disliked Caruso since he quit NYPD Blue. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/120 "2012-02-25T02:14:43Z")
> [@salinqmind](#): > > John C. Reilly and William Macy are not pleasing to the eye. They ought to team up and make a movie with Sarah Jessica Parker and Rene Zellwegger. A 3-D Imax movie.😃 Speaking of ugly people in Imax 3-D, we went to see “The Matrix II” in Imax way back when - we came to the conclusion that Lawrence Fishburne is not a guy whose face needs to be viewed at four storeys large. :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598.md?page=7)