# I can't stand your face, celeb. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 22, 2012, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598 "2012-02-22T04:29:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![MoodIndigo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@MoodIndigo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoodIndigo1)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/121 "2012-02-25T02:36:51Z")
I love this thread. Another one who just can’t stand George Clooney’s face, though he’s not a bad actor. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/122 "2012-02-25T03:12:35Z")
120 posts in, and someone has mentioned George Clooney of all people, but nary a word on Nicholas Cage’s hangdog face? What is this board coming to? ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/123 "2012-02-25T03:40:34Z")
Sean Hannity - his face looks like he is always about to cry to mama. Joan Rivers - That is one seriously overworked face. It would be cheaper for her to just dip it in plastic and the result would be the same. Brad Pitt - No, really. I don’t get how people consider him good looking. Ew. Russell Brand - oikes! He makes me think of an aggressive dog. Sylvester Stallone - he has ooky lips. Just ooky. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/124 "2012-02-25T03:47:18Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > 120 posts in, and someone has mentioned George Clooney of all people, but nary a word on Nicholas Cage’s hangdog face? What is this board coming to? It was actually only [5 post in.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14798573&postcount=5) ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/125 "2012-02-25T14:58:44Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > 120 posts in, and someone has mentioned George Clooney of all people, but nary a word on Nicholas Cage’s hangdog face? What is this board coming to? I read a review of “City of Angels” starring Nic and Meg Ryan, I will never forget. He played, what, an angel? “Nicholas Cage spends time gazing at Meg Ryan, looking like a bloodhound eyeballing a ham sandwich on the kitchen table.” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/126 "2012-02-25T18:27:21Z")
> [@salinqmind](#): > > \ “Nicholas Cage spends time gazing at Meg Ryan, looking like a bloodhound eyeballing a ham sandwich on the kitchen table.” Heh - that’s a great visual you’re painting there. 🙂 Speaking of Meg Ryan and “I can’t stand your face,” what has [she done to her face?](http://www.readthesmiths.com/articles/Images/Entertainment/CelebPlasticSurgery/Meg2.jpg) She used to be so cute! This does not look like aging gracefully. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/127 "2012-02-26T22:01:16Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Speaking of Meg Ryan and “I can’t stand your face,” what has [she done to her face?](http://www.readthesmiths.com/articles/Images/Entertainment/CelebPlasticSurgery/Meg2.jpg) She used to be so cute! This does not look like aging gracefully. She went the same route as Joan Rivers to keep up her youthful looks and promptly lost them to botox and other treatments. Sad for her and a warning to the rest of us. ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2012, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/128 "2012-02-26T23:44:37Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUB](#): > > Something about [Jennifer Hudson](http://cdn2.gossipcenter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/story_header/photos/jennifer-hudson-gemmer.jpg) has always irritated the hell out of me. Her 'roided up babydaddy is pretty damn irritating too. I can’t wait until the WWE wishes him well in his future endeavors. ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2012, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/129 "2012-02-27T15:33:33Z")
[Teri Hatcher](http://www.google.com/imgres?start=63&num=10&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=fJO&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1108&bih=577&tbm=isch&tbnid=_0NubbssUYx6jM:&imgrefurl=http://www.forum.welovenepal.com/index.php%3Ftopic%3D11001.0&docid=2BfzqeOMAWDIUM&imgurl=http://i34.tinypic.com/2ro12py.jpg&w=600&h=347&ei=pKFLT5v1LY24twfZ74DxAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=643&vpy=256&dur=885&hovh=171&hovw=295&tx=155&ty=75&sig=101079778754519067017&sqi=2&page=3&tbnh=120&tbnw=160&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:63) and her wonky right eye. Plus she’s even scarier anorexic skinny. Her face is nothing but skin and skull. Creepy as all get out. ---
**Author:** ![clarkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@clarkstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clarkstar)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/130 "2012-02-28T05:49:01Z")
> [@Batsinma\_Belfry](#): > > It was actually only [5 post in.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14798573&postcount=5) reread what you quoted. he/she was surprised that nobody had mentioned nick cage, but \*had \*mentioned clooney. i go with [huge head guy](http://www.tnr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/thumbnail_landing/smilinggingrich.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/131 "2012-02-28T15:05:58Z")
I can’t believe I forgot to mention [Giuliana Rancic](http://www.seventeen.com/entertainment/bios/giuliana-rancic).Her mouth / teeth that look like she’s wearing braces, her stupid overdone tan and her ridiculous hair. Oh god, that hair makes me want to smack her. If you insist on wearing mounds of hair (is it all real?)around your rodent like face, please do not part it down the middle. Grrrrrrrrr. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/132 "2012-02-28T21:22:01Z")
> [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](#): > > [Teri Hatcher](http://www.google.com/imgres?start=63&num=10&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=fJO&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1108&bih=577&tbm=isch&tbnid=_0NubbssUYx6jM:&imgrefurl=http://www.forum.welovenepal.com/index.php%3Ftopic%3D11001.0&docid=2BfzqeOMAWDIUM&imgurl=http://i34.tinypic.com/2ro12py.jpg&w=600&h=347&ei=pKFLT5v1LY24twfZ74DxAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=643&vpy=256&dur=885&hovh=171&hovw=295&tx=155&ty=75&sig=101079778754519067017&sqi=2&page=3&tbnh=120&tbnw=160&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:63) and her wonky right eye. Plus she’s even scarier anorexic skinny. Her face is nothing but skin and skull. Creepy as all get out. Actually looking at that particular pic, her whole face is pretty jacked up - her nose is quite lopsided and she has that weird vein in her forehead. I think that must be an astonishingly bad photo, because I always thought she was a decent looking woman. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/133 "2012-02-28T22:22:18Z")
Because my husband made me, I watched Are You There, Chelsea? People make fun of gingers but Laura Prepon is a very pretty redhead. [She is, however, too damn white to pull off being a blonde.](http://xfinity.comcast.net/blogs/tv/files/2012/01/laura-prepon.jpg) Where does her face end and her hair begin? Does she have eyebrows? [She’s turning into Betty Boop’s skeleton.](http://www.imagegossips.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/cartoon-character-skeletons-1.jpg) P.S. As sitcoms go Are You There wasn’t bad. But that name really sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Laggard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de053/32.png) [@Laggard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laggard)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/134 "2012-02-28T22:25:48Z")
Kennedy of MTV fame. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/135 "2012-02-28T23:26:56Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > [She is, however, too damn white to pull off being a blonde.](http://xfinity.comcast.net/blogs/tv/files/2012/01/laura-prepon.jpg) 😕 In my experience, natural blondes are as white, if not whiter, than her. ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/136 "2012-02-28T23:58:57Z")
Whatever the reason, I definitely agree that blonde does not suit her nearly as well as red. This was quite evident when she changed hair color near the end of That 70’s Show. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/137 "2012-02-29T00:06:10Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > 😕 > > In my experience, natural blondes are as white, if not whiter, than her. In my experience natural blondes run the gamut from very pale to naturally suntanned. Redheads are always a whiter shade of pale. ---
**Author:** ![papergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aca169/32.png) [@papergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/papergirl)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/138 "2012-02-29T01:19:39Z")
Russel Brand. I’ve never actually slapped the expression off anyone’s face, but he makes me want to try. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/139 "2012-02-29T01:46:55Z")
Oh, speaking of slapping expressions off of people’s faces, that reminds me of someone I love to hate - Gwyneth Paltrow. She’s a perfectly lovely looking woman, but I just want to slap the smug offa her. ---
**Author:** ![chizzuk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@chizzuk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chizzuk)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/140 "2012-02-29T05:12:19Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > You’re thinking of Scott Caan, although David Caruso could use a punch, just for good measure. > > I have no idea how Caan has managed to get work. He looks like a horse’s arse, his hair is fucking ridiculous, and i’ve never found him at all convincing as an actor. > > Maybe it helps that his dad is James Caan. So both Scott and James were on Hawaii Five-0 last night and I saw instantly where Scott’s face (and height) came from. Yikes. I refuse to believe James Caan’s listed height of 5’9". His son is 5’5" and the difference didn’t seem that great. Alex O’Loughlin is 6’1" and he towered over both of them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598.md?page=8)