# I can't stand your face, celeb. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 22, 2012, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598 "2012-02-22T04:29:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2012, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/141 "2012-03-02T01:35:34Z")
NOBODY has mentioned Steven Tyler yet? That creep gives me nightmares! Christina Ricci was great in “The Addams Family” movies. But as an adult, she HONESTLY looks like some brain-swollen alien from a UFO. That bulging forehead freaks me out. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/142 "2012-03-06T05:11:32Z")
Christine Baranski…Her nose flares up so sharply at its tip that the nostrils seem as if they’re staring right at you. [http://www.google.com/imgres?q=christine+baranski&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=929&tbm=isch&tbnid=QRAxAy990FCOPM:&imgrefurl=http://www.zap2it.com/movies/zap-aff-christinebaranskihiresjenniferaniston,0,805543.story&docid=jV-bqn43C8xiDM&imgurl=http://www.zap2it.com/media/thumbnails/story/2009-07/48099212-16081014.jpg&w=290&h=200&ei=MJxVT9yHIoWwiQKkyoCzBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=483&vpy=338&dur=173&hovh=160&hovw=232&tx=157&ty=90&sig=100967895712233532388&page=2&tbnh=130&tbnw=180&start=32&ndsp=51&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:32](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=christine+baranski&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=929&tbm=isch&tbnid=QRAxAy990FCOPM:&imgrefurl=http://www.zap2it.com/movies/zap-aff-christinebaranskihiresjenniferaniston,0,805543.story&docid=jV-bqn43C8xiDM&imgurl=http://www.zap2it.com/media/thumbnails/story/2009-07/48099212-16081014.jpg&w=290&h=200&ei=MJxVT9yHIoWwiQKkyoCzBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=483&vpy=338&dur=173&hovh=160&hovw=232&tx=157&ty=90&sig=100967895712233532388&page=2&tbnh=130&tbnw=180&start=32&ndsp=51&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:32) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/143 "2012-03-06T18:38:58Z")
I know I’m just reaching for the low hanging fruit, but [this](http://www.styleite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/0-joan.jpg) needs to be posted. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/144 "2012-03-06T18:50:36Z")
I don’t think that should count because that’s not really her face. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/145 "2012-03-06T19:58:33Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > I don’t think that should count because that’s not really her face. Yes it is; she has a receipt. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/146 "2012-03-06T20:11:30Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > I don’t think that should count because that’s not really her face. > [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Yes it is; she has a receipt. > mmm Are you guys going to take this act on the road? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Winnie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e480ec/32.png) [@Winnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnie)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/147 "2012-03-06T23:32:20Z")
\*\*[Zac Ephron](http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&biw=1280&bih=656&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=Dt8Um-NX0x0rDM:&imgrefurl=http://www.1designer-clothing.com/fashion-hair-cuts-styles/hair-cut-men-bangs/1672/&docid=9Yr1hpfkGjGM2M&imgurl=http://www.1designer-clothing.com/wp-content/uploads/zac-efron-no-bangs.jpg&w=300&h=435&ei=651WT5r8I6ry0gGcjeGeCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=302&vpy=143&dur=161&hovh=270&hovw=186&tx=99&ty=170&sig=113831791592307997346&page=1&tbnh=129&tbnw=105&start=0&ndsp=25&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0) \*\* I know he’s some kind of heartthrob but I just don’t get it. His face just doesn’t do it for me, he’s too “pretty” or something. I can’t put my finger on it but his face just has no dimension at all. ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/148 "2012-03-07T00:54:26Z")
Luis Guzman I’m sure he’s probably a nice guy and all, but he looks like he lives under a bridge and eats children. ---
**Author:** ![OldnCrinkly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e7dd6/32.png) [@OldnCrinkly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldnCrinkly)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/149 "2012-03-07T06:12:51Z")
Kendra Wilkinson from the Girls Next Door show. Eww. ---
**Author:** ![phantom\_lamb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@phantom\_lamb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phantom_lamb)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/150 "2012-03-07T10:45:29Z")
I tend to not have any hostile feelings towards celebrities, in the worst case I’m just apathetic about them but… Adrianne Curry. I find her face to be the most [punchable](http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/adrianne_curry.jpg) I have encountered yet. ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/151 "2012-03-08T00:06:34Z")
Last night I watched a little of a show with Christian Slater and it reminded me of another celeb that causes me to instantly reach for the remote. Megan Mullally. She may be a lovely human being but I don’t think I ever saw her play a character I found at all likeable. ---
**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/152 "2012-03-08T02:38:52Z")
I keep seeing people whose eyes are set a little too… wide apart. And maybe a little googly, too. But I can’t call any to mind except [the Property Brothers](http://www.motivators.tv/blog/image.axd?picture=2012%2F1%2FProp-Brothers-200-web1.jpg) on HGTV. Particularly the bottle-blond. Watching them makes me want to pinch their faces back into shape. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/153 "2012-03-08T06:02:17Z")
> [@Lightray](#): > > I keep seeing people whose eyes are set a little too… wide apart. And maybe a little googly, too. But I can’t call any to mind except [the Property Brothers](http://www.motivators.tv/blog/image.axd?picture=2012%2F1%2FProp-Brothers-200-web1.jpg) on HGTV. Particularly the bottle-blond. > > Watching them makes me want to pinch their faces back into shape. I never noticed that before. Now I’ll be forever singing _Barney Google with the goo-goo-googly eyes. . ._ ---
**Author:** ![LegsAkimbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f1d935/32.png) [@LegsAkimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LegsAkimbo)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/154 "2012-03-08T17:15:58Z")
Weird…I actually like Owen Wilson’s face. Or maybe the fact that he is an actor and has never had it fixed. I think Renee Zellwegger is a far, far more bizarre person than we could even begin to suspect. Something is very amiss there, and it’s not just her expression. I am extremely (to a fault) put off by any man who is over 50 and has the raven or chestnut or other deep richly-colored hair of a 20-year old. Bob Costas comes to mind. Maybe it’s just me, but seeing that ridiculous mop on an aging male face tops any woman’s botox. They can’t possibly think they are fooling us with that. ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/155 "2012-03-08T21:38:31Z")
If you want to see old men with fake hair, just turn on the Sunday morning talking heads shows, Fox in particular. Toupee, toupee, Grecian Formula there for sure; wavy combover, toupee, WIG!, shoe polish?, toupee, wig, toupee… ---
**Author:** ![Tess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@Tess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tess)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/156 "2012-03-09T04:08:29Z")
Claire Forlani always looks like she’s about to burst into tears. The more serious/in charge she’s supposed to be, the worse it gets. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/157 "2012-03-09T12:58:30Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > I know I’m just reaching for the low hanging fruit, but [this](http://www.styleite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/0-joan.jpg) needs to be posted. > mmm Do you know how I got these scars? Too much plastic surgery, you idiot! ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/158 "2012-03-09T19:48:28Z")
Warning: If you don’t want to replace your memory of the young, hot, beautiful Nikki Cox with the abomination that she is now, don’t google her picture! I don’t know what happened to her, but people are saying it looks like she got some plastic surgery on her perfect face. Now she looks like that alien from Star Trek: Insurrection where they pull the skin tighter in order to look young. Seriously, DON’T google her face if you love the old Nikki, by which I mean the young Nikki. Its too sad ---
**Author:** ![Plumbkrazy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Plumbkrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumbkrazy)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/159 "2012-03-09T20:08:00Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > A high forehead is just a trait, it’s not a receding hairline. I’ve always heard those things referred to as fiveheads. ---
**Author:** ![StuffLikeThatThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc8723/32.png) [@StuffLikeThatThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StuffLikeThatThere)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/160 "2012-03-09T20:12:30Z")
> [@YogSosoth](#): > > Warning: If you don’t want to replace your memory of the young, hot, beautiful Nikki Cox with the abomination that she is now, don’t google her picture! > > I don’t know what happened to her, but people are saying it looks like she got some plastic surgery on her perfect face. Now she looks like that alien from Star Trek: Insurrection where they pull the skin tighter in order to look young. Seriously, DON’T google her face if you love the old Nikki, by which I mean the young Nikki. Its too sad I didn’t know who she was, so I had nothing to lose. I do have a question. WHO is telling women that those overinflated balloon lips look good? And why are they listening? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598.md?page=9)