# I can't stand your face, celeb. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 22, 2012, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598 "2012-02-22T04:29:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![beatlejuice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a8b319/32.png) [@beatlejuice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beatlejuice)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/161 "2012-03-09T20:16:14Z")
Randy Quaid Do those glasses come any bigger. [http://www.nndb.com/people/623/000022557/](http://www.nndb.com/people/623/000022557/) ---
**Author:** ![Plumbkrazy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Plumbkrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumbkrazy)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/162 "2012-03-09T20:21:31Z")
I don’t know if they even count as celebs, but the entire cast of Jersey Shore. Throw them into a giant meat grinder, make tardburgers out of them, and feed them to the homeless…then find more appealing actors to take their place. Joseph Kony comes to mind. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/163 "2012-03-09T21:21:34Z")
> [@StuffLikeThatThere](#): > > I didn’t know who she was, so I had nothing to lose. > > I do have a question. WHO is telling women that those overinflated balloon lips look good? And why are they listening? They saw them on Angelina Jolie and thought it would work for them. Seriously, before her, big collagen lips were a thing, but they weren’t THE thing. There are perfectly nice and hot looking women with normal lips. But I think Angelina’s natural lips made a lot of women want to look like her, but they forgot she also had a perfect figure, great boobs, and that crazy kind of gothness that makes her hot too ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/164 "2012-03-09T21:28:19Z")
I am so totally creeped out by the faces of all the Baldwin Brothers, though I’ve never been able to figure out why. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/165 "2012-03-14T21:21:47Z")
> [@StuffLikeThatThere](#): > > WHO is telling women that those overinflated balloon lips look good? And why are they listening? Then there’s Emmanuelle Béart: [Then](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_k0qcqtNtpOY/S9D-6zk6xTI/AAAAAAAAL44/wPCENKi0j5c/s1600/Emmanuelle_Beart_.jpg) and [Now.](http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Emmanuelle_B%C3%A9art_1_%282009%29.jpg) mmm ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/166 "2012-03-14T21:37:03Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Then there’s Emmanuelle Béart: > > [Then](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_k0qcqtNtpOY/S9D-6zk6xTI/AAAAAAAAL44/wPCENKi0j5c/s1600/Emmanuelle_Beart_.jpg) > > and > > [Now.](http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Emmanuelle_B%C3%A9art_1_%282009%29.jpg) > mmm Holy duckface, Batman! I just saw Raquel Welch on the Late Late Show, and while the work she has had done is very good, she is still 72 years old, and her face just shouldn’t look like that. She has no expressions at all, and her face is pulled so tight it basically doesn’t move. As Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous said, “One more facelift and she’ll have a beard.” ---
**Author:** ![StuffLikeThatThere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc8723/32.png) [@StuffLikeThatThere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StuffLikeThatThere)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/167 "2012-03-14T22:23:07Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Then there’s Emmanuelle Béart: > > [Then](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_k0qcqtNtpOY/S9D-6zk6xTI/AAAAAAAAL44/wPCENKi0j5c/s1600/Emmanuelle_Beart_.jpg) > > and > > [Now.](http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Emmanuelle_B%C3%A9art_1_%282009%29.jpg) > mmm That is just so terribly sad. She was _gorgeous_. You know what I wish I’d look like when I’m old? One of [these ladies](http://atgbcentral.com/wpanca.html). They look their age. And they look fantastic. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2012, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/168 "2012-03-14T23:09:56Z")
> [@StuffLikeThatThere](#): > > That is just so terribly sad. She was _gorgeous_. She is now involved in an [anti plastic surgery campaign](http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/03/emmanuelle-beart-bad-plastic-surgery-photos-trout-pout) to raise awareness of the issue. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/169 "2012-03-15T00:44:52Z")
> [@StuffLikeThatThere](#): > > That is just so terribly sad. She was _gorgeous_. > > You know what I wish I’d look like when I’m old? One of [these ladies](http://atgbcentral.com/wpanca.html). They look their age. And they look fantastic. I looked at my mom and her sisters and brothers this month at my mom’s 70th birthday party, and I have no worries now - they all look _great_! I mean, they don’t look like teenagers, but they look like active, healthy seniors. I have no problem looking like that when I’m 70. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/170 "2012-03-15T11:17:07Z")
> [@LegsAkimbo](#): > > I am extremely (to a fault) put off by any man who is over 50 and has the raven or chestnut or other deep richly-colored hair of a 20-year old. Bob Costas comes to mind. Maybe it’s just me, but seeing that ridiculous mop on an aging male face tops any woman’s botox. They can’t possibly think they are fooling us with that. The Grandfather From Hell started getting white hairs in his late '70s. Sometimes that dark hair is real. I was looking at my grandmother combing and recombing her hair the other day and thinking “man, and so many ladies my mother’s age are balding…” She’s got steel-grey hair and zero hair loss. Crabby hands and a ton of wrinkles, but what the heck, she’s 98. Sylvester Stallone’s eyes go beyond “sad” and into “desperate”. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/171 "2012-03-15T19:39:17Z")
Oh, speaking of Sylvester Stallone, I present to you [his mom,](http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Jackie+Stallone+Jackie+Stallone+leaves+Brother+scbrtCfKeFNl.jpg) [Jackie](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EWTs85lrfn0/SOSykXg1uaI/AAAAAAAABbE/EdM3OFN1Ojg/s400/Stallone.jpg) [Stallone.](http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091014105057/uncyclopedia/images/5/5b/Jackie-stallone.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/172 "2012-03-15T20:59:47Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Oh, speaking of Sylvester Stallone, I present to you [his mom,](http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Jackie+Stallone+Jackie+Stallone+leaves+Brother+scbrtCfKeFNl.jpg) [Jackie](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EWTs85lrfn0/SOSykXg1uaI/AAAAAAAABbE/EdM3OFN1Ojg/s400/Stallone.jpg) > [Stallone.](http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091014105057/uncyclopedia/images/5/5b/Jackie-stallone.jpg) Ick. ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/173 "2012-03-15T22:33:15Z")
OMG! :eek::eek::eek: How unfortunate! And all self-inflicted! She looks worse than a burn victim! ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2012, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/174 "2012-03-15T22:46:49Z")
> [@salinqmind](#): > > OMG! :eek::eek::eek: How unfortunate! And all self-inflicted! She looks worse than a burn victim! I thought the first pix was Carrot Top for a minute.:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/175 "2012-03-16T00:52:25Z")
Steven Tyler – naturally. Reese Witherspoon (though I do admit it would be handy to have a chin that doubled as an icepick). Flo the Progressive pitchwoman. Justin Bieber and his stupid, stupid hair. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/176 "2012-03-16T03:08:53Z")
Do you ever notice how much the over-tweaked faces look like Jack Nicholson’s version of the Joker? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/177 "2012-11-08T03:53:45Z")
DJ Qualls: [http://www.poptower.com/dj-qualls-picture-24000.htm](http://www.poptower.com/dj-qualls-picture-24000.htm) Looks like Gollum with a lot more hair. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/178 "2012-11-08T05:56:43Z")
Would Jeremy Renner be less obnoxious looking if he got his nose broken? Or more? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/179 "2012-11-08T08:23:19Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Oh, speaking of Sylvester Stallone, I present to you [his mom,](http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Jackie+Stallone+Jackie+Stallone+leaves+Brother+scbrtCfKeFNl.jpg) [Jackie](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EWTs85lrfn0/SOSykXg1uaI/AAAAAAAABbE/EdM3OFN1Ojg/s400/Stallone.jpg) > [Stallone.](http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091014105057/uncyclopedia/images/5/5b/Jackie-stallone.jpg) That’s a puffer fish wearing a wig. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598/180 "2012-11-09T12:40:01Z")
The face of [Billy Bob Thornton](http://www.wikeez.com/en/people/billy-bob-thornton) just says, IGNORANT. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-stand-your-face-celeb/613598.md?page=10)