# I can't think up a clever title so here's some more sequential thread stuff **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 25, 2005, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133 "2005-07-25T23:38:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/1 "2005-07-25T23:38:02Z")
MPSIMS: **How can I keep my backyard mosquito free? Postpubescent nocturnal emissions** ---
**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/2 "2005-07-25T23:39:12Z")
Moderator please change MPSIMS to IMHO. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/3 "2005-07-25T23:40:53Z")
MPSIMS:\*\* I’ve just discovered unhomogenized milk. Yummy! Weird, creepy, and absolutely hilarious pick up lines!\*\* These are so addictive! ---
**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/4 "2005-07-25T23:44:48Z")
Mod go ahead and delete this thread, I just realized the other one is still active… ---
**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/5 "2005-07-25T23:48:16Z")
As in, sequential thread title thread… ---
**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/6 "2005-07-25T23:59:48Z")
Mods are like police, never one when you need them 🙂 THIS THREAD HAS BEEN TARGETED FOR DELETION ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/7 "2005-07-26T00:27:35Z")
Right now, in MPSIMS: \*\*I need a camcorder quickly, what are my options Pennsylvania Lt. Gov crashes military funeral, criticizes war \*\* See the exclusive footage tonight at 11 😉 ---
**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/8 "2005-07-26T01:09:00Z")
> [@andrewdt85](#): > > Mod go ahead and delete this thread, I just realized the other one is still active… \*\*Who Wants to Be a Sequential Thread Title? I can’t think up a clever title so here’s some more sequential thread stuff \*\* Really 😃 ---
**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/9 "2005-07-26T01:12:02Z")
Well the other one was further down the front page when I made my thread, dude… then I posted to it and it popped up top and now others are too… ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/10 "2005-07-31T22:25:11Z")
**I have decided that my exotic pet will be… Rattlesnake in my backyard!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/11 "2005-07-31T23:51:39Z")
MPSIMS: “Mike Hunt for President!” You want me to eat WHAT? ---
**Author:** ![Phnord\_Prephect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df705f/32.png) [@Phnord\_Prephect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phnord_Prephect)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/12 "2005-08-01T02:56:33Z")
MPSIMS: Could you imagine being almost completely deaf for your whole life? You want me to eat WHAT? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/13 "2005-08-01T14:23:48Z")
Non Sequitor Figs! I’m vaguely unnerved by New Movie Superman’s low-rise shorts. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/14 "2005-08-01T15:19:09Z")
In MPSIMS \*\* It feels sooooo good when I rub it… Unexpected kittie reactions It’s an Avon box, not a commode \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/15 "2005-08-01T16:14:42Z")
From GQ: \*\*What if I was arrested and said nothing? Is it illegal to lie to a police officer?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/16 "2005-08-01T18:01:33Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*It feels sooooo good when I rub it… Things I shouldn’t do when I have my period. \*\* I’m embarrassed just posting this! ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/17 "2005-08-01T19:48:52Z")
New Posts: \*\*I’ve exercised for five weeks Why did you stop going to the gym?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/18 "2005-08-02T15:35:00Z")
\*\*Disgusting lunchtime experinece- diaper changing AT THE TABLE How do I make my muffins moister? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/19 "2005-08-02T16:09:27Z")
\*\* Reason number 256 why my roommate is a moron I don’t need an audience while I pee, thanks… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/20 "2005-08-02T16:13:30Z")
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