# I can't think up a clever title so here's some more sequential thread stuff **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 25, 2005, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133 "2005-07-25T23:38:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/41 "2005-08-09T14:07:56Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > \*\* What can’t you find recently? > I’ve Lost My Shower\*\* Those two are sequential again right now. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/42 "2005-08-09T15:45:22Z")
> [@Beware of Doug](#): > > **Single malt Dilema > Tricks for spelling doubled-letter words?** > > (_Dilema_ is properly spelled _dilemma._ HAW HAW GEDDIT? 😃 ) Unless, of course, they were referring to a _dillema_, which, as everyone knows, is short for a “dill enema”. Oh, and just now in MPSIMS: **What can’t you find recently? Einstein’s fish** I _hate_ it when I can’t find Einstein’s fish! ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/43 "2005-08-09T16:23:39Z")
\*\*A woman propositioned my husband the other night… Naked Naked Naked!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/44 "2005-08-09T19:44:26Z")
In MPSIMS: \*\* A coversation with my Mother-in- Law… The Return of Sarcastic Answer Theater \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/45 "2005-08-09T20:25:53Z")
\*\*What can’t you find recently? Overall Windows XP has been a pretty good Operating System to date \*\* ---
**Author:** ![BrattiAtti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@BrattiAtti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrattiAtti)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/46 "2005-08-10T00:23:38Z")
\*\*Naked Naked Naked!!! Pregnant bitch on my front porch\*\* If that’s what gets your rocks off, I suppose it’s OK with me. ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/47 "2005-08-10T00:35:19Z")
\*\*Need advice on LASEK surgery I’m wearing glasses\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Corii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Corii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corii)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/48 "2005-08-10T19:45:54Z")
In IMHO **Who Would Iran Be Most Likely to Nuke? Stupid People** ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/49 "2005-08-10T21:53:54Z")
BBQ Pit: \*\* I’m no racist but… Pitting Local Vandals\*\* I can’t stand those pushy Visigoths, either. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/50 "2005-08-11T15:27:38Z")
IMHO: **Have you ever been badly ripped off? How high will the price oil go?** I guess that answers that! **Who would Iran be likely to nuke? How does the Daily Show do it?** I think John Stewart just throws a dart at a big wall map of the world. Surely Iran would be a bit more careful in their methodology. ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/51 "2005-08-11T16:41:41Z")
\*\*Man jumps out of upper deck at Yankee Stadium Last Night. Naked Naked Naked!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/52 "2005-08-11T18:02:18Z")
MPSIMS: **Psychodelic, maaaan… Your First Airplane Trip** Tell me about yours, because I don’t remember mine. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/53 "2005-08-12T03:33:36Z")
MPSIMS: **How do you browse the Dope? Naked Naked Naked!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/54 "2005-08-12T04:09:12Z")
**Right now, there are children dying in North Korean prison camps A funny video** :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/55 "2005-08-12T15:02:22Z")
IMHO: \*\* Vegetarians, would you eat this? Kittens\*\* _snrk_ ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/56 "2005-08-12T19:07:26Z")
Cafe Society: **Imagine them all naked, and say: Who is Roo’s father?** ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/57 "2005-08-12T19:49:25Z")
**Imagine them all naked…and say: I am Straight but I can’t help noticing… Ass-kicking women in film** ---
**Author:** ![Typically\_Sunday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Typically\_Sunday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typically_Sunday)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/58 "2005-08-12T20:03:16Z")
\*\*Pregnant bitch on my front porch 1 in every 25 dads might actually be the mail man?? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/59 "2005-08-12T21:40:26Z")
IMHO: **Happy 21st birthday to me! Now recommend some drinks! That does it; Ladies, I’m buying a motorcycle!** Uh oh. ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-cant-think-up-a-clever-title-so-heres-some-more-sequential-thread-stuff/314133/60 "2005-08-13T15:52:59Z")
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