# I challange you all

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [May 12, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784 "2003-05-12T19:58:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/41 "2003-05-13T04:31:21Z")

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Whut?

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**Author:** ![MajorTom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@MajorTom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MajorTom)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/42 "2003-05-13T04:43:15Z")

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I think Scorpio “Africanus” IS Cecil, and just testing us!

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**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/43 "2003-05-13T05:11:32Z")

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So you see, **Scorpio “Africanus”** , whether Cecil is a real person or just Ed Zotti in a dress, his 191,000 Google hits make him much more important and godlike than you.

[SIZE=4]NANER NANNER NANNER!!! [/SIZE]

Sorry. In my hypnotized religious zeal I forgot myself.

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**Author:** ![hildea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ebca7d/32.png) [@hildea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hildea)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/44 "2003-05-13T07:24:48Z")

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This is fun 🙂

Personally, I don’t believe either Cecil or Scorpio “Africanus” exist. As all informed, intelligent people \*) know, the origin of the Internet is the Big Bug, and this board evolved from a mindless personal homepage about someone’s ham(p)ster into the sentient board it is now.

\*) ie. those who agree with me

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/45 "2003-05-13T07:32:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by SimonX \*  
> **Yopu don’t remeber…**

What is this ‘yopu’ of which you (and many others on the internet) speak? Where can I get some? Is it like Yoghurt?

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**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/46 "2003-05-13T07:34:02Z")

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Aint no great debate here.

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**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/47 "2003-05-13T07:35:15Z")

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> _Originally posted by Tazma - [in another thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97842#post1804851)_
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> Therefore be at peace with Cecil, whatever you conceive him to be.

Peace 🙂  
Grim

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**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/48 "2003-05-13T07:36:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mangetout \*  
> \*\*What is this ‘yopu’ of which you (and many others on the internet) speak? Where can I get some? Is it like Yoghurt? \*\*

Looks like the ham§sters are inserting p’s everywhere in proptest…

Gripm

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/49 "2003-05-13T08:27:12Z")

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Pshaw!

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/50 "2003-05-13T10:41:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \*  
> \*\*  
> So everyone say it with me:
> 
> I do believe in Cecil.  
> I do believe in Cecil.  
> I do believe in Cecil.  
> I do believe in Cecil.  
> I do believe in Cecil.  
> I do believe in Cecil. \*\*

I do believe in Cecil!  
I do bel… _looks around_ C’mon guys!!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/51 "2003-05-13T12:04:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Apos \*  
> \*\*Aint no great debate here. \*\*

Agreed. I don’t know what the fuck this is about really. Can’t shake the feeling this is a return.

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**Author:** ![Scorpio\_Africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@Scorpio\_Africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scorpio_Africanus)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/52 "2003-05-13T12:30:03Z")

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i see now…hmmmm interesting mind-twisting phenomenon.

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**Author:** ![Scorpio\_Africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@Scorpio\_Africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scorpio_Africanus)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/53 "2003-05-13T12:32:38Z")

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Well i have only a few more things to say to you all:

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**Author:** ![Scorpio\_Africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@Scorpio\_Africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scorpio_Africanus)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/54 "2003-05-13T12:33:54Z")

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and i would like to conclude that it was interesting talking to you all…good bye

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/55 "2003-05-13T12:34:49Z")

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I wish I could return the compliment.

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**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/56 "2003-05-13T12:36:30Z")

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_shakes finger at **sScorpio** _ - Now you know you are not supposed to take out two user names, huh **Dissonance**?

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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/57 "2003-05-13T13:17:10Z")

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Isn’t it Scipio Africanus?

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/58 "2003-05-13T18:25:32Z")

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All I know is that I trust Cecil Adams more than I trust every government official in Washington D.C., regardless of race, gender, religion, or party affiliation.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/59 "2003-05-13T21:43:39Z")

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Anagramming “scorpio africanus,” we get:

“Our fop’s crania (sic).”

“Passaic icon furor.”

“Our Safari Cops, Inc.”

“Pious FCC Rosarian.”

“Proof: Ricci’s Sauna!”

“Zenglebert Flaptyback.”

“For NASA pic curios.”

“Pacific ROUS Sonar.”

“Icarus Porn Fiasco.”

“Saurian Coif Corps.”

So I guess it’s possible he’s a hacker from New Jersey, or perhaps he’s a voyeur who says he’s caught a certain big-headed actress in a sweaty situation. Maybe he’s **seethruart** reborn, or maybe he thinks big rats are swimming up onto our coastlines, or maybe he’s really an extinct long-necked reptile who wants dominion over our salon stylings.

My favorite, though, speaks for itself:

“Russian cop for CIA.”

Run!

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challange-you-all/174784/60 "2003-05-14T02:15:48Z")

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I’ll take Zenglebert Flaptyback for $200, Alec.

Christ.:smack:

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