# I challenge someone to find a sillier product infomercial than this **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2009, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337 "2009-08-31T09:13:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CyclopticXander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@CyclopticXander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CyclopticXander)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/1 "2009-08-31T09:13:18Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/WSpUaTPKkCk/hqdefault.jpg "Neckline Slimmer - AS SEEN ON TV - Define Jawline") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSpUaTPKkCk) Like, if I were to make up a joke product to spoof infomercials, this would be it. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/2 "2009-08-31T09:44:57Z")
That’s awesome. I give you the classic, the not so much funny as terrifying, the [Rejuvenique](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXcYVh-W14E)! I wonder if you could use both at the same time? ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/3 "2009-08-31T11:39:02Z")
The [wheel with handles](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yQDHfyt3_E). ---
**Author:** ![Jamicat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jamicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamicat)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/4 "2009-08-31T11:50:39Z")
Are you kidding? [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S3C4AC908w) :D:D:D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/5 "2009-08-31T12:11:18Z")
Oh, come on! [There is only ONE correct answer.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4) ---
**Author:** ![MarmaladeBay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@MarmaladeBay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarmaladeBay)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/6 "2009-08-31T12:23:26Z")
I present the [Wunder Boner](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbgqPtJbd2k). ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/7 "2009-08-31T12:28:40Z")
[Art Hour](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6hpMftAIs0) ---
**Author:** ![PotLuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@PotLuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PotLuck)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/8 "2009-08-31T12:46:22Z")
I humbly submit the [Tiddy Bear](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1g2yKxb0I) commercial for your lascivious enjoyment. It’s as subtle as a brick to the head. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/9 "2009-08-31T13:08:20Z")
> [@Scarlett67](#): > > [Art Hour](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6hpMftAIs0) That was awesome–thanks! (you realize his attorney is Bob Loblaw) That Hawaii Chair is barely passable as real… wayyyy too close to an SNL commercial. I can’t imagine how many takes it took some of those people to say Tiddy Bear with a straight face. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/10 "2009-08-31T13:31:27Z")
Nuh uh, this hands-free [toothpaste dispenser](https://www.buytouchnbrush.com/) is absolutely ridiculous. The best part is the video on the side showing people struggling with toothpaste tubes. At one point, a little girl is _using both hands_ and squeezing paste directly onto the counter top. Hey, instead of buying a hands-free dispenser, why doesn’t someone tell that stupid little kid that’s not how toothpaste works. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/11 "2009-08-31T13:37:06Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > That Hawaii Chair is barely passable as real… wayyyy too close to an SNL commercial. Ya gotta see [Ellen Degeneres](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHiqVygN-w0&feature=related) demonstrating it. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/12 "2009-08-31T14:28:25Z")
Nothing says “silly infomercial” more than [Ron Popiel and GLH9 for great looking hair](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxJDMlAZqLw&feature=related). ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/13 "2009-08-31T16:11:46Z")
And if your kids aren’t already having nightmares, you need the [teddy-bear lamp](http://www.toxel.com/tech/2008/10/21/teddy-bear-lamp-by-matthew-kinealy/). ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/14 "2009-08-31T16:11:58Z")
> [@PotLuck](#): > > I humbly submit the [Tiddy Bear](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1g2yKxb0I) commercial for your lascivious enjoyment. It’s as subtle as a brick to the head. I tried to figure out who the target consumer for this was. Then I gave up, assuming that the answer would be too confusing/disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![cwthree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cwthree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cwthree)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/15 "2009-08-31T16:36:00Z")
> [@MarmaladeBay](#): > > I present the [Wunder Boner](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbgqPtJbd2k). “My wife would like _that_!” ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/16 "2009-08-31T18:47:06Z")
> [@MarmaladeBay](#): > > I present the [Wunder Boner](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbgqPtJbd2k). [quagmire]Heh, heh, I got your Wonder Boner right here baby! Giggidy, giggidy, giggity.[/quagmire] ---
**Author:** ![Rockwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c0e974/32.png) [@Rockwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rockwell)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2009, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/17 "2009-08-31T21:29:24Z")
What about Comfort Wipe > **[Comfort Wipe: Someone is Actually Selling a Stick to Wipe Your Ass](http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/06/14/comfort-wipe-someone-is-actually-selling-a-stick-to-wipe-your-ass/)** > > Comfort Wipe is a stick that holds your toilet paper for you as you wipe your butt. Really. The commercial will make you think it must be some sort of a joke, but ComfortWipe is a real product being marketed... Or Doc Bottoms Aspray [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Lmy9R_WtPbg/hqdefault.jpg "Doc Bottoms Aspray AllOver Body Deodorant Commercial w/ Adam Jay") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmy9R_WtPbg) ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/18 "2009-09-01T00:50:39Z")
Is there \*any \*chance that \*any \*of these things is worth ther money? I know, stupid question. The Art Hour one was hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/19 "2009-09-01T00:59:24Z")
> [@Scarlett67](#): > > Ya gotta see [Ellen Degeneres](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHiqVygN-w0&feature=related) demonstrating it. OMG! I laughed so hard I think I gave myself a hernia watching that. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![tattman40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@tattman40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tattman40)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337/20 "2009-09-01T01:34:24Z")
Back to the first video, I’m going to get one for my girlfriend,so she can practice saying yes. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-someone-to-find-a-sillier-product-infomercial-than-this/508337.md?page=2)