# I challenge you to find a bigger WTF than this WTF. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the Tree Man

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 18, 2009, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712 "2009-12-18T04:05:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/1 "2009-12-18T04:05:10Z")

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[Scroll through the pictures](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/6818324/Tree-man-new-pictures-Dede-Koswara-continues-treatment-in-Indonesia.html). Warning: You’ll need a bucket full of eye bleach, and another to yak into.

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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/2 "2009-12-18T04:14:45Z")

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Summary for those too afraid to click from work?

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/3 "2009-12-18T04:19:25Z")

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Dude has a immune system disorder and a serious case of warts, resulting in growths on his legs, arms, hands and feet that look like branches. There has been an ongoing struggle to treat them.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/4 "2009-12-18T04:22:20Z")

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Haven’t we done this before? I’m talking years.

But yes, it’s disturbing as hell.

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/5 "2009-12-18T04:23:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Due to a rare genetic problem with Dede’s immune system he has been unable to fight the HPV infection or Human Papilloma Virus causing his body to produce tree-like warts mostly on his arms and legs

And they do mean “tree-like” - the warts, which are very extensive, look like wood growing out of his skin.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/6 "2009-12-18T04:25:54Z")

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> [@Isamu](#):
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> Summary for those too afraid to click from work?

Sorry, didn’t mean to square you. But FWIW I wouldn’t have linked directly to NSFW content.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/7 "2009-12-18T04:29:15Z")

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> [@olivesmarch4th](#):
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> Haven’t we done this before? I’m talking years.
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> But yes, it’s disturbing as hell.

I thought this sounded familiar.

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**Author:** ![keturah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e95f7d/32.png) [@keturah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keturah)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/8 "2009-12-18T04:40:58Z")

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I can’t put my finger on it, but I feel like there is some irony in the fact that you require eye bleach and something to yak in when looking at pictures of a person with an immune disorder, yet you intentionally lived in a hovel that was so full of revolting crap that you had to hire professional cleaners to clear it. One would think that you would be a bit more sympathetic.

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**Author:** ![Shmendrik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Shmendrik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shmendrik)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/9 "2009-12-18T05:06:06Z")

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> [@lissener](#):
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> [Scroll through the pictures](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/6818324/Tree-man-new-pictures-Dede-Koswara-continues-treatment-in-Indonesia.html). Warning: You’ll need a bucket full of eye bleach, and another to yak into.

Or simply a modicum of intestinal fortitude. Seriously…

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**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/10 "2009-12-18T05:16:52Z")

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That’s as good an argument for the HPV vaccine as I’ve ever seen.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/11 "2009-12-18T05:56:26Z")

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> [@Shmendrik](#):
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> Or simply a modicum of intestinal fortitude. Seriously…

A lot of people find illnesses to be gross. It doesn’t help that this guy looks human, but has certain non-human features. It could easily cross into uncanny valley for some people.

And it just goes to show that different people are grossed out by different things. And **lissener** ’s apparent past shows that being able to handle one thing that is generally perceived as gross does not guarantee the ability to handle another.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/12 "2009-12-18T06:28:54Z")

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“Treeman” has since been successfully treated. There are multi-part videos on him on Youtube showing his progress.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/13 "2009-12-18T06:46:33Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> “Treeman” has since been successfully treated…

Actually, his warts keep coming back, requiring repeated surgeries.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/14 "2009-12-18T11:27:13Z")

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This is tree man two that has been an internet hit for a while. The good thing is he didn’t get as bad as tree man one.

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**Author:** ![mecaenas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/91b2a8/32.png) [@mecaenas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mecaenas)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/15 "2009-12-18T12:33:08Z")

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He looks great now compared to what he looked like before.

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**Author:** ![mecaenas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/91b2a8/32.png) [@mecaenas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mecaenas)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/16 "2009-12-18T12:34:14Z")

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Point being that if you think it’s gross now, you should have seen him when they [first found him](http://www.misterseed.com/images/treeMAN.jpg).

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/17 "2009-12-18T12:48:49Z")

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> [@keturah](#):
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> I can’t put my finger on it, but I feel like there is some irony in the fact that you require eye bleach and something to yak in when looking at pictures of a person with an immune disorder, yet you intentionally lived in a hovel that was so full of revolting crap that you had to hire professional cleaners to clear it. One would think that you would be a bit more sympathetic.

It’s not really necessary to drag in other stuff and make personal remarks about the OP. Don’t do this again.

twickster, MPSIMS moderator

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/18 "2009-12-18T12:53:03Z")

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> [@mecaenas](#):
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> Point being that if you think it’s gross now, you should have seen him when they [first found him](http://www.misterseed.com/images/treeMAN.jpg).

What’s amazing about that picture is that if it weren’t for the tree stuff, he looks like he could have come right out of a GAP advertisement. Seriously - the blue GAP shirt, the crisp white slacks, the long flowing hair - and he’s obviously a pretty handsome guy, underneath the growths on his face. If you completely removed all of the stuff growing on him, that photo, complete with the weathered-looking bench he’s sitting on, could be on a page of the GAP catalog.

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**Author:** ![mecaenas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/91b2a8/32.png) [@mecaenas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mecaenas)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/19 "2009-12-18T13:01:37Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> What’s amazing about that picture is that if it weren’t for the tree stuff, he looks like he could have come right out of a GAP advertisement. Seriously - the blue GAP shirt, the crisp white slacks, the long flowing hair - and he’s obviously a pretty handsome guy, underneath the growths on his face. If you completely removed all of the stuff growing on him, that photo, complete with the weathered-looking bench he’s sitting on, could be on a page of the GAP catalog.

Huh?

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-challenge-you-to-find-a-bigger-wtf-than-this-wtf-ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-tree-man/521712/20 "2009-12-18T13:08:58Z")

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Huh what? I took time to write out a paragraph, so responding to it with three letters is a big pain in the ass to me. If you have something to say, say it.

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