# I changed my Screen Name - go ahead and flame me

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-changed-my-screen-name-go-ahead-and-flame-me/80251>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 7, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-changed-my-screen-name-go-ahead-and-flame-me/80251 "2001-09-07T16:14:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-changed-my-screen-name-go-ahead-and-flame-me/80251/1 "2001-09-07T16:14:32Z")

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I used to be **dogsbody**.

Now I’m SisterCoyote.

I figure this will take care of the gender confusion problem.

And if you don’t like it you can bite me.

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-changed-my-screen-name-go-ahead-and-flame-me/80251/2 "2001-09-07T16:44:32Z")

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This seems like as good a time as any to mention this. Last week I woke up from a dead sleep thinking “dogsbody” for absolutely no reason. dogsbody, dogsbody, dogsbody. I could NOT get that name out of my brain. (This happened once before with rastahomie).

Well, sistercoyote, I think you’re a poopyhead for changing your name. Have a nice day!

Zette

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-changed-my-screen-name-go-ahead-and-flame-me/80251/3 "2001-09-07T18:00:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SisterCoyote \*  
> **I figure this will take care of the gender confusion problem.**

Now it’s time to work on the species confusion problem. 😉

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-changed-my-screen-name-go-ahead-and-flame-me/80251/4 "2001-09-07T18:08:33Z")

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> And if you don’t like it you can bite me.

Given your selection of UserNames, I would think that you would do more biting than suffering bites.

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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-changed-my-screen-name-go-ahead-and-flame-me/80251/5 "2001-09-07T18:10:12Z")

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Since a flame has been requested, I am obliged to respond.

I must admit, my first thought upon hearing the new name was, “Sister Coyote? Wasn’t that an Eagles song?”

After that, the image came to me of a wolf in a habit. I don’t think I’ll be able to shake that one for a while.

But congrats on the name change, may it genderize you well.

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**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-changed-my-screen-name-go-ahead-and-flame-me/80251/6 "2001-09-07T18:29:44Z")

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A wolf in a habit? Is that anything like a wolf in granma’s bedclothes?

Although now I have to sketch this image, since it’s stuck in MY head, too.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-changed-my-screen-name-go-ahead-and-flame-me/80251/7 "2001-09-07T19:13:12Z")

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> And if you don’t like it you can bite me.

Man bites dog! Film at eleven.

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**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-changed-my-screen-name-go-ahead-and-flame-me/80251/8 "2001-09-07T19:27:00Z")

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Hiya **SisterCoyote**.

So, where would you like to be bitten? Hmm?

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**Author:** ![Winnowill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@Winnowill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnowill)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-changed-my-screen-name-go-ahead-and-flame-me/80251/9 "2001-09-07T19:27:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SisterCoyote \*  
> \*\*And if you don’t like it you can bite me. \*\*

Isn’t this **Crunchy Frog** ’s line?

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-changed-my-screen-name-go-ahead-and-flame-me/80251/10 "2001-09-07T19:48:29Z")

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\<Pulls out flamethrower, fires it up, points it at SisterCoyote, burns her to a crisp\>

Always happy to oblige, ma’am! \<tips hat, coughs at smoke rising from SC, moseys on over to MPSIMS\>

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**Author:** ![Ace\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Ace\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace_Face)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-changed-my-screen-name-go-ahead-and-flame-me/80251/11 "2001-09-08T01:17:20Z")

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Aww, I kinda like “dogsbody.” Reminds me of The Jam’s “The Place I Love.”

_Where dogsbodies pick you up  
And graciously give you a lift  
With cherished thoughts and bitterness…_

[bites SisterCoyote]

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-changed-my-screen-name-go-ahead-and-flame-me/80251/12 "2001-09-08T06:35:56Z")

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I think **SisterCoyote** is a cool choice, and an improvement on **dogsbody**.

Good. We need more wild souls around here.

(And as for the “wolf in a habit” thing – well, this Wolf ain’t Catholic, so I wouldn’t know.)

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-changed-my-screen-name-go-ahead-and-flame-me/80251/13 "2001-09-08T06:53:01Z")

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::comes in singing::

::forgets the words and goes to play the song::

- . . . In touch with the ground I’m on the hunt and I’m after you. I smell like I sound, I’m lost and abound, and I’m hungry like the wolf . . . \*

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-changed-my-screen-name-go-ahead-and-flame-me/80251/14 "2001-09-08T09:47:24Z")

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awww, couldn’t you change it to something more feline? _hiss, scratch_

_dives off thread_

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-changed-my-screen-name-go-ahead-and-flame-me/80251/15 "2001-09-08T12:31:53Z")

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MAW! Fetch me th’ shotgun! **Sister Coyote’s** in the consarn hen-house agin.
