# I come back, bring pie! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 3, 2004, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-come-back-bring-pie/238047 "2004-04-03T12:14:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-come-back-bring-pie/238047/1 "2004-04-03T12:14:00Z")
'lo, SDMB. \*'lo, Rilch. What you do?\* I make pie. Strawberry pie. \*Mmm…Strawberry pie. Where strawberry pie?\* Pie in fridge. _Mmmmmm._ Pie is goooood. :::SDMB sneezes, sends Rilch tumbling across board::: Oh no! I fall in pie! …pie is good! ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-come-back-bring-pie/238047/2 "2004-04-03T12:15:47Z")
PIE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-come-back-bring-pie/238047/3 "2004-04-03T12:21:59Z")
r squared? Maybe, but **Rilchiam** ’s certainly not square! **Rilchiam** ’s cool. 🆒 Welcome back, and have a brownie on me. [Passes around a plate of brownies.] CJ ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-come-back-bring-pie/238047/4 "2004-04-03T14:50:19Z")
> [@Siege](#): > > r squared? Pie aren’t square. Pie round! ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-come-back-bring-pie/238047/5 "2004-04-03T20:13:04Z")
[Homer]Can’t go to hospital. Eating pie. [/h] ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2004, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-come-back-bring-pie/238047/6 "2004-04-04T00:03:27Z")
ARRRGHH!! Drat it, now I’ve got an eeevil craving for Dad’s strawberry rhubarb pie. _reaches for the phone and phone card to wheedle the recipie from her dad_ Is rhubarb in season yet? Any brownies left? Brownies are good too. 😉 Welcome back **Rilchiam**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2004, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-come-back-bring-pie/238047/7 "2004-04-04T00:08:42Z")
_takes a brownie from **Siege** _ _takes bite_ _takes plate of brownies and runs away_ ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2004, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-come-back-bring-pie/238047/8 "2004-04-04T00:10:29Z")
> [@flamingbananas](#): > > _takes a brownie from **Siege** _ _takes bite_ _takes plate of brownies and runs away_ Bad banana! No ice cream for you! 😉😃 ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2004, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-come-back-bring-pie/238047/9 "2004-04-04T00:14:03Z")
**flamingbananas** …ice cream… Banana Split Jubilee! FB ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2004, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-come-back-bring-pie/238047/10 "2004-04-04T00:57:10Z")
But I didn’t take any brownies! _notices chocolate on face, and quickly whipes it off_ ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-come-back-bring-pie/238047/11 "2004-04-04T02:24:26Z")
> [@flamingbananas](#): > > But I didn’t take any brownies! _notices chocolate on face, and quickly whipes it off_ _smells the brownie fumes wafting from the direction of **flamingbananas** as they speak_ Uh, suuure… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![woodstock989](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f05b48/32.png) [@woodstock989](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstock989)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-come-back-bring-pie/238047/12 "2004-04-04T02:56:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Have another cookie, you’ll feel better" -Snoopy ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2004, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-come-back-bring-pie/238047/13 "2004-04-04T03:12:18Z")
> [@Zabali\_Clawbane](#): > > _smells the brownie fumes wafting from the direction of **flamingbananas** as they speak_ Uh, suuure… 😉 _sucks on mint_ see! I have minty breath! ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2004, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-come-back-bring-pie/238047/14 "2004-04-04T05:08:33Z")
_looks from the trail of brownie crumbs at **flamingbananas** feet, noticing that the trail climbs up their legs, onto their shirt, and upon the tip of their chin_ Riiight, cough up the remainder, and share! 😉 _goes and gets a serving of mint chocolate ice cream, which she inexplicably has a hankering for now_ ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2004, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-come-back-bring-pie/238047/15 "2004-04-04T05:12:03Z")
_takes out melted, gooy mess from pocket_ Uhhhhhhh… Sure you still want it? The last thing that was in my pocket was a frog with a colon problem. Heh Heh… _blushes and runs off_