# I Consecutiving your thread title.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 8, 2004, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873 "2004-08-08T11:03:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2004, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/1 "2004-08-08T11:03:57Z")

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Well I couldn’t see one of these about so i made my own.

**The Pit**  
Dog  
It’s a fucking dog. Get over it.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/2 "2004-08-09T14:32:21Z")

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My guinea pig died this afternoon. What do I do with its body?  
Cleaning tips for the Ultra lazy.  
How the heck do I make tasty salads?  
Reccomend elopement gift  
:eek:

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**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/3 "2004-08-09T14:38:15Z")

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Here in MPSIMS:

I hate being attracted to women.  
SDMB Gender Reassignment Thread

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**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/4 "2004-08-09T17:00:46Z")

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Using New Posts search

It’s gross. It’s WAY TMI. Your poop stories.  
Best way to stain guard furniture.

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**Author:** ![Feit\_C\_Taj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee59a6/32.png) [@Feit\_C\_Taj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feit_C_Taj)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/5 "2004-08-10T00:42:03Z")

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Note that I do not pass judgement, but…

In MPSIMS:  
The DWI seems almost inevitable  
Austinites! Up for an emergency BatDope?

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**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/6 "2004-08-10T10:29:40Z")

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In MPSIMS:

**Take One, Pass It On… (game)  
make €5,000** (a spammed chain letter, probably soon to be deleted)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/7 "2004-08-10T18:19:06Z")

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From the Pit:

\*\*I pit myself for being a dumbass  
I think I’ll spend my $14.95 elsewhere \*\*

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**Author:** ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/8 "2004-08-11T00:51:22Z")

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Least Favorite Illness symptoms  
I hate being attracted to women

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/9 "2004-08-11T01:53:24Z")

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> [@Chimpy](#):
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> Well I couldn’t see one of these about so i made my own.
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> **The Pit**  
> Dog  
> It’s a fucking dog. Get over it.

I thought about posting a sequential thread title thread because of those two but decided others were more creative when coming up with sequential thread title thread titles.

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**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/10 "2004-08-11T19:30:57Z")

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In **MPSIMS** :

**Big-ass tidal waves could occur, soon. Ish.**  
and  
\*\*Floridopers: I think we’re going to get wet. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/11 "2004-08-11T19:32:42Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> I thought about posting a sequential thread title thread because of those two but decided others were more creative when coming up with sequential thread title thread titles.

Yeah, I thought the same thing but in the end thought I’d just have a crack at it and see how it came out… the title isn’t great.

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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/12 "2004-08-11T21:23:39Z")

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I never really looked for this before, but now that I do it’s rather amusing. Here’s some…

How to Start Off on the Wrong Foot with Your Son’s 2nd Grade Teacher  
Ask the Guy Who Knows Everything About Goldfish  
Is She Pregnant

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**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/13 "2004-08-11T21:24:50Z")

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And…once again, from MPSIMS  
\*I hate being attracted to women.

I got punched in the face!\*

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**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/14 "2004-08-11T21:44:12Z")

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MPSIMS:

Freaky Cow-orker and the New Office Aroma

Cow-orker, Co-worker, Cow-irker

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/15 "2004-08-11T21:51:40Z")

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> [@neofishboy](#):
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> And…once again, from MPSIMS  
> \*I hate being attracted to women.
> 
> I got punched in the face!\*

I like this one. 😃

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/16 "2004-08-13T18:22:53Z")

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From MPSIMS:

**I Just Inadvertently Flirted With a Thirteen Year Old  
What did you say to the authorities?**

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/17 "2004-08-13T20:50:15Z")

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In the **BBQ Pit** :

Can someone tell me what the hell’s going on in Najaff!?!?  
Stupid movie warnings

My gardener needs to be kicked in his chalupa’s  
I’m not really a morning person

In **Cafe Society** :

Help build an “American Food” menu  
Scotch doesn’t seem to be working . . .

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/18 "2004-08-14T09:45:47Z")

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MPSIMS

I hate being attracted to women.  
Is she pregnant?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/19 "2004-08-14T13:04:58Z")

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In MPSIMS:

**New Jersey governor resigns  
The Make Me Laugh thread**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/20 "2004-08-14T15:54:18Z")

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More MPSIMS:

**Does she love me? I want to know.  
Is she pregnant?**

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