# I Consecutiving your thread title.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 8, 2004, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873 "2004-08-08T11:03:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/21 "2004-08-14T16:03:49Z")

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**Floridopers: I think we’re going to get wet  
Best boat/ship names**

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/22 "2004-08-16T19:16:33Z")

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Seen at the top of **IMHO** :

Smoking out raccoons

Dope fiend in my workplace

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/23 "2004-08-16T21:26:00Z")

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MPSIMS:

Mantis Attack  
Strange happenings at the toll booth

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Doubt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df705f/32.png) [@Peter\_Doubt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Doubt)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/24 "2004-08-17T19:51:16Z")

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**Puke, poop & asploding toilets: Shirley’s Week So Far**

**Greetings from Stinky Street**

😃

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**Author:** ![Feit\_C\_Taj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee59a6/32.png) [@Feit\_C\_Taj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feit_C_Taj)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/25 "2004-08-17T20:57:36Z")

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It’s August. Just in time for . . .  
Uninvited apartment visitor

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/26 "2004-08-17T21:18:00Z")

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**Scariest Animal  
Friends with Benefits**

:eek:

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**Author:** ![odaran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e0b2c6/32.png) [@odaran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/odaran)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/27 "2004-08-17T22:24:13Z")

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From MPSIMS:

What are _your_ basic drives?  
Share new blunders

Are you ready to party?  
An Olympic story-with ferrets  
It’s August. Just in time for . . .  
Uninvited apartment visitor

The Final Theory - Universal theory??  
Strange Happenings at a Toll Booth  
Puke, poop & asploding toilets: Shirley’s Week So Far  
Greetings from Stinky Street

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**Author:** ![odaran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e0b2c6/32.png) [@odaran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/odaran)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/28 "2004-08-17T23:45:23Z")

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D’oh :smack: two of the ones I posted were already here.

How about these?

From General Questions:  
Unable to upgrade to WinXp after replacing RAM, video card, hard drive etc  
How is the Holy Light “miracle” performed?

1 out of 70 people believe they’ve been possessed by Satan?  
Living to see the year 2100

What is a Numbers Rackets  
How many bytes are there?

Seeing Dead People  
Outlook express takes forever to load!

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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/29 "2004-08-18T05:10:36Z")

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\*\*We’ll pay you $145 not to stay in our hotel

Uninvited apartment visitor\*\*  
😃

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/30 "2004-08-18T16:43:13Z")

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In MPSIMS just now:

Women’s Olympic beach volleyball - All rangy beanpoles! No curvy gals! ☹

So I went to the eye doctor today…

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**Author:** ![odaran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e0b2c6/32.png) [@odaran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/odaran)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/31 "2004-08-18T18:57:42Z")

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MPSIMS:

More info on the woman who was grafted to her couch  
Random Food-Related Confessions

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**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/32 "2004-08-19T01:06:29Z")

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I stumbled upon a dilema–which is worse?  
\*\*I ate yak last night.

or

Can of whale meat\*\*  
AKA, two people I won’t ask to bring potluck to any DopeFest!

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**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/33 "2004-08-19T02:11:21Z")

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From MPSIMS:

**Question for transgendered Dopers** :  
**Norwegian Lake Monster?**  
_Okay, not a particularly relevant question, but a question nonetheless._  
**Natural Ice is the best beer around**  
**Take one, pass it on.**  
_The DWI is even more inevitable._

**The trap is set**  
**Cool spider**  
_You only want me to THINK it’s a cool spider. I’m sure it’s actually aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!_

And from General Questions:

**Why is my puppy such a prolific pooper?**  
**Poisonous caterpillars.**  
_Poor thing. Thought he was eating cool spiders, but NO._

And lastly, from Cafe Society:

**The Best TV Shows that Never Were** :  
**Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs**.  
_I would have watched that on Saturday mornings. Especially if it had a Norwegian lake monster, or some beers, or a cool aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!_

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/34 "2004-08-19T20:13:53Z")

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Faking out the lottery.  
Mathematicians are spamming me

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/35 "2004-08-19T20:26:12Z")

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In MPSIMS:

Getting married in six months - things starting to fall apart _sigh_

Relationship Blues (long)

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**Author:** ![odaran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e0b2c6/32.png) [@odaran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/odaran)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/36 "2004-08-19T21:16:14Z")

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From GQ:  
Antipsychotic drug implant  
What’s a wattle to do?

Why do US carmakers still only make cars?  
Question for Resident Libertarians

Buried alive  
What’s the proper procedure for paying a restaurant bill with cash?

Looking directly at a solar eclipse.  
Nuclear reactors.

What are the average wages of people in Poland?  
We want to START an Urban Legend

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**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-consecutiving-your-thread-title/258873/37 "2004-08-19T22:12:36Z")

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My Husband is Coming! My Husband is Coming!  
Floridopers: I think we’re going to get wet.

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