# I could really use a cold walrus right now.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646 "2003-11-22T07:50:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/1 "2003-11-22T07:50:47Z")
Mixed nuts, and Dr. Pepper. Exit, stage right. ---
**Author:** ![auntnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@auntnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntnut)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/2 "2003-11-22T08:13:43Z")
Throw in a side of Beanie-Weanies, and I’ll come to your party!! ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/3 "2003-11-22T08:45:09Z")
Some OP titles are just so … so … dang, they make me chuckle. 🙂 “Cold walrus”. Is that code? Enquiring South Hemisphere minds would like to know. ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/4 "2003-11-22T11:05:34Z")
You know, we still havn’t received payment on the last cold walrus you ordered. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/5 "2003-11-22T11:37:43Z")
Nuts in the Pepper, I burning your walrus? What’d I win? ---
**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/6 "2003-11-22T13:58:08Z")
Sorry, all out…how about a clean seal? ---
**Author:** ![ReuvenB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc348/32.png) [@ReuvenB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReuvenB)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/7 "2003-11-22T14:25:28Z")
Yo. ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/8 "2003-11-22T14:52:52Z")
A cold virus? ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/9 "2003-11-22T18:54:28Z")
Coo coo katchoo, I am the walrus. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/10 "2003-11-22T19:27:48Z")
I have a cold walrus…IN MY PANTS! ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/11 "2003-11-22T21:12:31Z")
_Please note_ I am not the cold walrus in **Smeghead’s** pants. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/12 "2003-11-22T23:12:29Z")
'I have a cold!" “Wal, rustle up some hot toddy and yer’ll feel bettah.” “Ah, nuts to that.” “Then go see Dr. Pepper.” “Okay, I’ll exit on the stage.” “Right.” ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/13 "2003-11-23T01:16:16Z")
Cold walrus is code - for cold walrus. Very tall buildings. Orange peel! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/14 "2003-11-23T03:18:13Z")
Look out beloooooooowwwwwwwww… THUDsplatter ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/15 "2003-11-23T03:35:39Z")
That’s honestly the most creative chalk outline that I’ve ever seen in my life. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/16 "2003-11-24T03:54:49Z")
_ahem_ **spooooooooooon!** thenk yew. ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/17 "2003-11-24T04:56:13Z")
I have two cold walrii – and you’re not having either of them!! ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/18 "2003-11-24T05:31:08Z")
Hey, tamborine man, sing me a song. ---
**Author:** ![missing\_link](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@missing\_link](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missing_link)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/19 "2003-11-24T07:20:56Z")
Worry-a-walrus? ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_B.Phart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc29f/32.png) [@Capt\_B.Phart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_B.Phart)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/20 "2003-11-24T15:31:54Z")
I’ve got a slightly used Cold War you can have, (Guaranteed no missiles fired in anger) Few extra letters and a bit of welding could turn it into the frigid sea-beast of your dreams [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646.md?page=2)