# I could really use a cold walrus right now.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646 "2003-11-22T07:50:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ThreeLeggedBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ThreeLeggedBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThreeLeggedBob)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/21 "2003-11-25T01:04:06Z")
Just head down to Cold Wal-R-Us. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/22 "2003-11-25T01:10:16Z")
Cold walrus? Most walrus doesn’t taste good unless heat somewhat. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/23 "2003-11-25T02:25:59Z")
Okay, dudes, the gig is up. I was referring to a Stewart’s soda. ---
**Author:** ![BellaDellaItalia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@BellaDellaItalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellaDellaItalia)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/24 "2003-11-25T02:58:01Z")
Damn it, I wanted a hot walrus. With marshmallows. ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/25 "2003-11-25T06:44:09Z")
I represent Save The Cold Walrus! We plan a massive strike of this thread! No more cold walrus jokes for you! ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/26 "2003-11-25T13:16:05Z")
Walruses are sooo yesterday. The future’s now in manatees, baby. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/27 "2003-11-25T20:07:11Z")
Fishy Joes - Ride the Walrus! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/28 "2003-11-25T20:32:46Z")
My father once shot a cold walrus in his pajamas. ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/29 "2003-12-17T10:37:01Z")
What the hell was a walrus doing in your father’s pajamas? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/30 "2003-12-17T11:08:03Z")
Walrus is a dish best served cold. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/31 "2003-12-17T11:53:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*My father once shot a cold walrus in his pajamas. \*\* How he got in his pajamas we’ll never know. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/32 "2003-12-17T14:47:15Z")
‘" "’ . . / ==o ---
**Author:** ![SoDamnHip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@SoDamnHip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoDamnHip)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/33 "2003-12-17T15:24:39Z")
You walrus hurt the ones you love. ---
**Author:** ![Bomzaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Bomzaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bomzaway)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/34 "2003-12-17T16:38:20Z")
I was Christmas shopping at a local department store where the heater had broken. It was freezing in there. Cold Walmart anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Nanny\_Ogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a87d85/32.png) [@Nanny\_Ogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanny_Ogg)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/35 "2003-12-17T17:35:49Z")
I have a print of a soup can by Andy Walrus. ---
**Author:** ![Gawain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Gawain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gawain)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/36 "2003-12-17T17:45:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by misstee \* > \*\*Coo coo katchoo, I am the walrus. \*\* Argh. I sometimes think that my primary purpose here on Earth is to correct the entire world on this, one person at a time. (Scoff if you will, but what are you doing with _your_ life? It’s “Coo coo katchoo, Mrs. Robinson”, but according to every official lyrics sheet I have seen (not to mention just, you know, listening), it’s “I am the walrus. Goo goo g’joob.” Maybe Snopes will put up a page for this one day. ---
**Author:** ![Nanny\_Ogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a87d85/32.png) [@Nanny\_Ogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanny_Ogg)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/37 "2003-12-17T17:51:04Z")
Gawain, dear… decalf… try decalf. ---
**Author:** ![Nanny\_Ogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a87d85/32.png) [@Nanny\_Ogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanny_Ogg)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/38 "2003-12-17T17:52:35Z")
ok, maybe on second thought ‘decaf’ would be better. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/39 "2003-12-17T17:53:27Z")
Or even decaf. ---
**Author:** ![robertwa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e9a140/32.png) [@robertwa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertwa)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/40 "2003-12-17T18:21:12Z")
If you want a cold **baby** walrus, it’s called de pup. Not decalf. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646.md?page=3)