# I could really use a cold walrus right now.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646 "2003-11-22T07:50:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![ChordedZither](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9c0ed/32.png) [@ChordedZither](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChordedZither)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/61 "2003-12-18T18:43:42Z")
_Help Wanted: Temporary_: Seven maids with seven mops for light duty sweeping sand at beach resort, must be available for 6 months. Contact Mr. Walrus or Mr. Carpenter ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/62 "2003-12-18T18:48:02Z")
Ah, it’s walrus decaf tread. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/63 "2003-12-18T18:59:27Z")
Ah, it’s walrus decaf tread. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/64 "2003-12-18T19:05:46Z")
Ah, it’s walrus decaf tread. ---
**Author:** ![WhiteyFoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3e96dc/32.png) [@WhiteyFoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhiteyFoo)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/65 "2003-12-18T22:43:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zach Lee \* > \*\*My sister was once bitten by a walrus… \*\* No, really. Walrus bites are nasty mind you. ---
**Author:** ![vd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b19c9b/32.png) [@vd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vd)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/66 "2003-12-19T00:30:30Z")
I would say that [wal.ru](http://wal.ru/) is rather cold. There appears to be not much there at all. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/67 "2003-12-19T03:49:32Z")
[The mating call of the endangered mountain walrus.](http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/03/mountainwalrus.htm) ---
**Author:** ![spingears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@spingears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spingears)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/68 "2003-12-19T14:47:32Z")
A “Cold Walrus” is a skinny walrus! Warm up your cold walrus with a can of “Crisco” * * * “Beware of the Cog” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646/69 "2003-12-19T15:29:34Z")
There once was a walrus from kentucky Who thought that the cold made him lucky "More lays than Hawaii this alaskan sea’s slimy But the ending, you see, is quite sucky. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-could-really-use-a-cold-walrus-right-now/214646.md?page=3)