# I coulda been a STAR in the MMP!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [April 27, 2015, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634 "2015-04-27T10:00:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/61 "2015-04-28T13:41:52Z")

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Temps have made it to the 50s - I figure it’ll be warm enough for me in an hour or so. I am dressed, so there’s that. And I’ve brought the 2 baskets of dirty clothes as far as the stairs. Eventually, I’ll haul them down and sort the contents. Not enough to launder today, but it’ll give us empty baskets to start filling again. Baby steps, baby steps…

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/62 "2015-04-28T13:49:57Z")

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Back from gettin’ twucks oil changed and tires switched around aka tire rotation since **Spidey** does not to seem to know that term. 😛 I also ran a few errands for myself and OYKW. I feel like I’ve gotten a lot of stuff done before ten in the a. of m. so go me.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/63 "2015-04-28T14:07:44Z")

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Dishes are done. Dirty clothes have been sorted in the laundry room and the empty baskets are back in our closets. Cat box has been scooped. Higgs has been out and now she’s back inside being a pest because that’s what she does best.

I don’t want to mow, but I think it’s inevitable. Dammit.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/64 "2015-04-28T14:59:45Z")

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Irking, that’s all I do.

Hugs **Herbs**

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/65 "2015-04-28T15:45:43Z")

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Mowage is done. My ears are ringing - I think I need to wear earplugs when I mow.

Now it’s time for lunch - what to do??

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**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/66 "2015-04-28T15:48:55Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> How many teef do you have? 😃

Before or after the horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad dental experience?

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/67 "2015-04-28T17:03:18Z")

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[QUOTE=missred]  
**gotti** , don’t you just hate that the insurance companies always want stuff faxed?  
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I’m actually pleased as punch that faxing was an option as I’ve got two land lines (OK, so they’re actually VOIP…so sue me!) a PBX phone switch in the closet and a fax machine at the end of my desk. I could buy a new car for what all that equipment would have cost when it was new 20 years ago - might as well keep it busy!

Faxing the docs meant they were dropped right into the agency’s server, rather than having to mail them to Utah 😕😕 for scanning, knocking two days or more off the process.

In other news, the continuing saga of the misbehaving green alien in my belly… I’m scheduled to have my HIDA scanned on Friday.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/68 "2015-04-28T17:09:23Z")

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It’s a good thing that I don’t have a lot on my schedule today. Every time I step outside of my cube for something, someone catches me for something they need done. Right now, I’m hiding so that I can eat my lunch. 😃

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/69 "2015-04-28T17:45:09Z")

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I just found the hard way a fish bone in my kimchee. 😕 :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/70 "2015-04-28T19:24:21Z")

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The smoker is smokin’ away! But the temp probe doesn’t seem to be working. Oh well, I can always take a meat thermometer out there and check in a couple of hours.

Just need to decide on sides, and supper is planned.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/71 "2015-04-28T19:35:08Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Just need to decide on sides,

Because Maryland is a border state? 😕

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/72 "2015-04-28T19:42:31Z")

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**flytrap** , you’re very weird…

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/73 "2015-04-28T19:44:46Z")

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Arrgh. I was just watching a craft tutorial video on YouTube, and it had this really cheesy videogame-like music playing over and over again in the background, and now it’s stuck in my head!  
Though if that was the worst problem I had, I’d be happy.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/74 "2015-04-28T19:52:06Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> **flytrap** , you’re very weird…

I resemble that remark! :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/75 "2015-04-28T20:02:24Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Because Maryland is a border state? 😕

150 years ago. Scary, I tells ya. Very scary!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/76 "2015-04-28T20:12:18Z")

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See is choosing sides of something. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/77 "2015-04-28T20:21:32Z")

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Why is Central City, Arkansas not in the central part of the state at all, but the North West corner? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/78 "2015-04-28T20:22:03Z")

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The decision has been made - meatloaf, smashed N.O.T.s, and corn. I might open a can of pears also.

YUM!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/79 "2015-04-28T20:45:00Z")

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CAKE!!

and

PIE!!

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-coulda-been-a-star-in-the-mmp/718634/80 "2015-04-28T20:51:16Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> CAKE!!
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> and
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> PIE!!

And ICE CREAM!

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