# I couldn't wait any longer. Smurf designations by Sqrl **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 10, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113 "2000-05-10T13:52:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![beakerxf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc79bd/32.png) [@beakerxf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beakerxf)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/21 "2000-05-10T14:52:04Z")
Oh, I’ve always wanted to be a smurf. The one I identified best with was Handy Smurf. I have a thing for woodworking and have this pathetic need to be useful. ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/22 "2000-05-10T14:53:43Z")
I can’t resist these threads. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/23 "2000-05-10T14:56:47Z")
Jazzmine, now this one will be tough but I can think of things about you that are wonderful and are quite lively. Vivette Smurf for your inherent vivaciousness seems relavent to you. 🙂 AWB, Brainy would be ok but you would have to overcome the stereotype that Brainy was just a plain annoying, tattle-telling bastard. I don’t really find that to be like you but if you think it does… (Very Evil Grin) Perhaps, Smarty Smurf or something else that you can work your personality in would be better? I don’t mean to insult with that one but Brainy just had a bad personality. JohnyHarvard, Itchy Smurf sounds like it would fit because of your fire ant accident. Heeheheh. I laughed when I read it and thought of the pain. I sympathize with you man. Those things hurt worse than piercings and tattoos. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/24 "2000-05-10T14:58:13Z")
Can I be **Evil Smurf**? Huh, huh? Can I? Can I?!? * * * Yer pal, Satan _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: One month, one day, 12 hours, 58 minutes and 4 seconds. 1261 cigarettes not smoked, saving $157.70. Life saved: 4 days, 9 hours, 5 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/25 "2000-05-10T15:01:48Z")
Oooooh! Give it a shot, Sqrl! 🙂 P.S. In French, they’re known as Schtroumpfs. Hope it’s spelled properly. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/26 "2000-05-10T15:02:01Z")
Smurf me please! Oh and I wonder if anyone might find this interesting: [www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Cinema/3117/sociosmurf2.htm](http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Cinema/3117/sociosmurf2.htm) Its about Socio-political themes in the Smurfs… And if you need more info about me SqrlCub just say so and I’ll put stuff up. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/27 "2000-05-10T15:02:21Z")
Phouka, I don’t think I can come up with anything better than Amozonian Breastagesette smurf that was a wonderfully descriptive term used on your website. 🙂 beakerxsf, if Handy works for you, than you can be Handy Smurf not to be confused with the poster Handy who lurks around here. Satan, you’re not evil, but if you really want to be Evil Smurf you can be. I would have chosen something more like Anti Smurf. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/28 "2000-05-10T15:06:57Z")
Moosie Girl, you are practically a Smurf already. 😉 Moosie Smurf has a nice ring to it, but whenever I see your user name I almost always think “moosie burgers” for some odd reason. You can be either Moosie Smurf or Burgette whichever you choose. Topaz Antares, Gothic Smurf seems to fit you nicely from your poetry page on your website. Keep it up. It is pretty good. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/29 "2000-05-10T15:10:04Z")
Ok, Sqrl, Smurf me, but make it good! ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/30 "2000-05-10T15:13:22Z")
Doctor Jackson, since you are one of the few that help me out when I start to go into my site that shall not be named phase, you can be My Vicki and I can be your long lost serf. If you call me Crazy, then Crazy when I’m ready I will call you Vicki the robot Smurf. heheheh. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/31 "2000-05-10T15:15:26Z")
The fact that you’re so into this frightens the hell out of me. I have no idea of anything about the show, but you can smurf me all you want, baby. 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/32 "2000-05-10T15:15:40Z")
_grins_ Thanks Sqrlcub. Actually I’m working on a page to put up all my poetry and stuff. I should probably get to work to finish it up. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/33 "2000-05-10T15:18:07Z")
Woohoo! One of the posters I wanted to Smurf came in. Ok Esprix, you are Vanity Smurf, not because you are vain but Vanity Smurf was the gayest of all the Smurfs who just happend to always be looking in the mirror. If that is the case with you too then it fits even better. BTW, I missed seeing you at the March when you were in. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/34 "2000-05-10T15:36:46Z")
> [@](#): > > Woohoo! One of the posters I wanted to Smurf came in. Now why, oh why did I figure this was the case? 😉 > [@](#): > > Ok Esprix, you are Vanity Smurf, not because you are vain but Vanity Smurf was the gayest of all the Smurfs who just happend to always be looking in the mirror. If that is the case with you too then it fits even better. Actually, I’m not obsessed with my appearance, but I do go to great lengths so that I don’t _have_ to be, i.e., I let other people help me shop for clothes so I know whatever I wear looks good, I get a haircut specifically designed to be easy to maintain and won’t go all wonky on me, etc. So I always look good, but it always looks so effortless. 😃 But, if Vanity Smurf was the _gayest_ of all the Smurfs, then I guess that counts for something, now, doesn’t it? 😉 Thanks, **SqrlBaby!** > [@](#): > > BTW, I missed seeing you at the March when you were in. If I’d known you were going, we should have met! ☹ Esprix ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/35 "2000-05-10T15:38:25Z")
Sassette. Yea. I like it. A lot. Hey, can you legally change your name to Sassette? ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/36 "2000-05-10T15:46:37Z")
Esprix, of course I’d go. It was only four metro stops from my house. 🙂 Also SR, I don’t see why you couldn’t change your name to Sassette. I doubt it is strictly a Smurf name. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/37 "2000-05-10T15:49:00Z")
Well, I am off to lunch. If anyone posts here and doesn’t get an immediate reply. I apologize. I will get to them all as soon as possible. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/38 "2000-05-10T15:57:44Z")
This should be a good one. Make me a smurf there Sqrlcub. Give it a good shot. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/39 "2000-05-10T16:08:37Z")
I’m probably going to regret this, but what’s life without a few regrets. Sqrl, smurf me all night long. ---
**Author:** ![h\_thur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@h\_thur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h_thur)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/40 "2000-05-10T16:18:16Z")
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