# I couldn't wait any longer. Smurf designations by Sqrl **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 10, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113 "2000-05-10T13:52:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/41 "2000-05-10T16:23:01Z")
Oh smurf me too Sqrl ! ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/42 "2000-05-10T16:47:45Z")
In the interests of consistency can I be Pluto Smurf? I’m already PlutoSpice and the patron saint of rinky-dink planets (but not shrinky-dinks) thanks to **Swimmles**. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/43 "2000-05-10T17:00:50Z")
Ultress, you can be Gumpette. Smurfs are like a box of blueberries… wait a second they aren’t that colour blue. Smurfs are like a tree… no, that doesn’t work either. Smurfs are like the clear sky, open and vacant. heheheh That one still doesn’t work. Maybe I should choose one of your other favourite movies. You can be Roa Smurf… Registered only as a smurf. 😉 Uncle Beer, you can be Drunky Smurf. He is the one that is always laying about with a big tub of moonshine so drunk that he will make out with other guys at the dopers convergence. If only Falcon hadn’t taken those incriminating pictures. \ Ayesha, You would be the female version of Papa Smurf. Only wiser and less prone on having an exploding lab. Mama Smurf would be good now if you can get some tattoos. 😉 Pluto, well, you could be Pluto Smurf, but it’s going to cost you some big Smurfbucks. 😉 Otherwise you can be known as the Smurf who wants to be known as Pluto Smurf. I wanted to do Saniblman, too. I figured he would be more like Yohann (sp?) who was basically a knight-type character, that would put Micheal Masterson or posters like him being Peewee becuase they want to be as smart and endearing as Yohann but really only wind up being comic relief that Yohann can dominate. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/44 "2000-05-10T17:01:26Z")
OK, sure. I’d like to be smurfed, please. That sounds really dirty for some reason, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/45 "2000-05-10T17:05:49Z")
Ultress, you can be Gumpette. Smurfs are like a box of blueberries… wait a second they aren’t that colour blue. Smurfs are like a tree… no, that doesn’t work either. Smurfs are like the clear sky, open and vacant. heheheh That one still doesn’t work. Maybe I should choose one of your other favourite movies. You can be Roa Smurf… Registered only as a smurf. 😉 Uncle Beer, you can be Drunky Smurf. He is the one that is always laying about with a big tub of moonshine so drunk that he will make out with other guys at the dopers convergence. If only Falcon hadn’t taken those incriminating pictures. \ Ayesha, You would be the female version of Papa Smurf. Only wiser and less prone on having an exploding lab. Mama Smurf would be good now if you can get some tattoos. 😉 Pluto, well, you could be Pluto Smurf, but it’s going to cost you some big Smurfbucks. 😉 Otherwise you can be known as the Smurf who wants to be known as Pluto Smurf. I wanted to do Saniblman, too. I figured he would be more like Yohann (sp?) who was basically a knight-type character, that would put Micheal Masterson or posters like him being Peewee becuase they want to be as smart and endearing as Yohann but really only wind up being comic relief that Yohann can dominate. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/46 "2000-05-10T17:21:00Z")
Valerieblaise, since I can’t think of anything incriminating or funny about you, you can be Smurfa. Her name is Smurfa. She lives on the second floor. She lives upstairs from you, but not anymore. When Gargamel comes to the light, No longer will we run or will we fight. He won’t make us into gold. We don’t taste as good as told. This all thanks to Smurfa, converter to light all that is evil like Gargamel. Azrael, on the other hand, is another story. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/47 "2000-05-10T17:29:05Z")
Wow Sqrl, Thanks ! And I already have tattoos too ! ---
**Author:** ![Sake\_Samurai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sake\_Samurai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sake_Samurai)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/48 "2000-05-10T17:32:20Z")
I always wanted to live in a comune in a land of giant mushrooms! I’ll don my white hat and oversized diaper and move into the gothic shroom by the blueberry bush. In my basement I’ll work on creating a cure for our communicable dermatological disorder. I think I’ll enjoy living among you all, working and celebrating as one, but let me tell you - Vanity Smurf better put his damn mirror down and chip in and help us out: we’ve got a lot of smurfberries to gather! I’ve got everything I need here except a smurfy name! How’s about it, RotundHairyFlexibleHomo Smurf? ---
**Author:** ![h\_thur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@h\_thur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h_thur)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/49 "2000-05-10T17:33:12Z")
_sniff_ What about me? _sniff_ I don’t feel so smurfy anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/50 "2000-05-10T17:38:02Z")
Congrats on number 1000 **Sqrl** baby! I wanna be smurf-a-fied! ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/51 "2000-05-10T19:33:25Z")
Sorry about that H\_thur, my pc kept freezing earlier when I was trying to post. But since you posted back so quickly about not getting a name you can be Melodramatic Smurf. 😉 I really haven’t seen you post around so I couldn’t do better. Sake Samuri, since you are the only person who mentioned diapers in your response you can be Baby Smurf. Now remember in Smurfland they are called Didies (sp? pronounced Die - Dees). Canthearya, I will have to go with an alternate pronunctiation of your name. Can the aria sounds much more unmusical. Enough so that you can now be Harmony Smurf who was known to play his horn horribly out of tune, especially in the early morning. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/52 "2000-05-10T19:36:10Z")
PS. Thanks for acknowledging my 1000th post. It is all downhill from here. Oh, the respect, the thrills, and all the love of being a frequent poster. Remember I was 1069! Woohoo! So I am even on the lower half of the registered posters. WOOHOO! HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/53 "2000-05-10T19:38:20Z")
PS. Thanks for acknowledging my 1000th post. It is all downhill from here. Oh, the respect, the thrills, and all the love of being a frequent poster. Remember I was 1069! Woohoo! So I am even on the lower half of the registered posters. WOOHOO! HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/54 "2000-05-10T19:48:13Z")
Sqrl smurfed me with: > [@](#): > > you can be My Vicki and I can be your long lost serf. And I suppose when the “serf’s up”, everybody comes. ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/55 "2000-05-10T20:58:11Z")
what do you need to know? Red hair, green eyes, San Francisco native, Scorpio, Irish, recovering Catholic, neo-pagan polytheist… ---
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/56 "2000-05-10T21:27:06Z")
Sqrlcub, you’re an evil genius, and I thank you. If you want incriminating and/or funny info about me, you’re going to have to come to a Chicago Dopefest. After a few drinks I’m sure to embarass myself and others. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/57 "2000-05-10T22:10:31Z")
What the heck! Smurf me! ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/58 "2000-05-11T01:20:21Z")
Ooh, would you smurf me, please? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/59 "2000-05-11T01:38:34Z")
We are the Borg-Smurf. Resistance is futile. You _will be_ a-Smurfilated. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/60 "2000-05-11T02:16:39Z")
La la la lala la, la lala la la. Smurf my, baby. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113.md?page=4)