# I couldn't wait any longer. Smurf designations by Sqrl **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 10, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113 "2000-05-10T13:52:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/81 "2000-05-12T17:27:48Z")
Well, it may not drive my wife crazy with lust and yearning, but I’ll take it. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/82 "2000-05-12T17:48:36Z")
Ha! Note the new sig. Thanks for the laugh, Sqrl. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/83 "2000-05-12T18:19:48Z")
I can’t resist any longer. How about a smurfing? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/84 "2000-05-12T19:01:38Z")
Sorry I missed you earlier, Katt. It was weird, when I went back into the thread and viewed it, you weren’t there. Your nick, since it is so close to Kat’s, is a little confusing. I could always dub you Azreal. (Notice it is not Azrael.) I don’t know if that would be fair though. I think calling you Double Smurf is pretty good. You are Kat’s double afterall. I notice we don’t see you and Kat around at the same time. It is kind of like Micheal and Janet Jackson. You never see them together in real life. You only see them together in something that can be fabricated. Afterall, everyone knows that Micheal and Janet are the same person. Why else would they have identical surgery to turn them into primadona white women. 🙂 Mr. Cynical, the Hot Dog Smurf. This is akin to the time when Lisa Simpson had a caricature drawn of her by that artist and said, “you like rollerskating don’t you, all girls like rollerskating.” And Lisa replied, “no.” It was pretty funny. You living Colorado like snowskiing don’t you? All boys living in Colorado like snowskiing. They are real hotdogs on the slope. (Note, I don’t know if hotdog is an in term with snowskiers or snowboarders now. Oh well.) HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/85 "2000-05-13T01:30:42Z")
> [@](#): > > [brief hijack] Kat, sorry about the name - 'sbeen my nickname, always with the double t, since I was 12 - hope you didn’t think I was trying to steal yours. [/hijack] Nope, I just assumed you were one of my groupies. 😉 SqrlCub is, of course, incorrect about Michael and Janet Jackson being the same person. It’s Michael and _LaToya_ Jackson who are (is?) one person. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/86 "2000-05-13T03:27:27Z")
I know I’m late, but can I be a smurf too? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/87 "2000-05-13T17:08:20Z")
Mea Culpa, Micheal and Latoya makes more sense. Falon, who really needs a job where her talents are appreciated could be Opportunity Smurf. You need to get a new job, dear. The one you have makes you work too much and doesn’t reasonably compensate you for the importance of what you do. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/88 "2000-05-13T17:42:07Z")
Another late comer here. Smurfify me! ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/89 "2000-05-13T18:50:24Z")
I am sure that you have enough dirt on me from the Bi-Guy thread, so do me at will! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/90 "2000-05-13T19:16:12Z")
Thanks Sqrl…and I know I need a new job. I’m a-lookin. Trying for one at the Smithsonian, which looks like it would fit perfectly. Keep your fingers crossed for me!! ---
**Author:** ![randomlyblanks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@randomlyblanks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randomlyblanks)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/91 "2000-05-13T20:16:08Z")
smurf me, por favor. ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/92 "2000-05-13T21:10:51Z")
You’re welcome Falc. Silo, you can be another Peewee. I would spend more time but those Micheal Masterson threads make me not really want to. Kricket, the Dominatrix Smurf. You are the only smurf I can see wearing a stylish leather suit complete with high heels, fishnnet stockings, and a leather whip. Oh, I can’t forget the handcuffs linked in the back. 😉 Whip me, Mistress, whip me like the bad boy I am. 😉 Poogas21, I need more information on you. I am on a slow connection right now and can’t get the search to work. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/93 "2000-05-13T21:27:07Z")
Peewee!? ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/94 "2000-05-14T07:24:26Z")
Thank you so much, Sqrl! I remember Hogatha! Like my new & improved sig? ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/95 "2000-05-15T04:01:34Z")
Yes, Sqrl, worship me!!! I have a riding crop right here, does anyone else need a good spanking? Gotta love the Subs. Sqrl you are truely the master to judge me so well! I am ever in your service. ---
**Author:** ![Peta\_Tzunami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b487fb/32.png) [@Peta\_Tzunami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peta_Tzunami)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/96 "2000-06-19T20:36:48Z")
Having met SqrlCub a few times now, I think even with a low post count, he should be able to pick me a dang good Smurf name (and he said I had to official request it in the thread) so this’ll bump this ol’ thread up-up-up the list. May I please have a Smurf name now sirSqrl? Please? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/97 "2000-06-19T21:29:59Z")
Am I too late to get smurfed? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/98 "2000-06-19T22:39:06Z")
My sig line is tooooo boring. Bein’ a smurf would be soo smurfy! Plus I’d have your name in my sig line, sqrlcub! Wouldn’t that be smurfarific? ---
**Author:** ![dcnewsman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dcnewsman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dcnewsman)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/99 "2000-06-19T22:43:33Z")
I want a Smurf name too Sqrl. And it better be good…I know where you live. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-couldnt-wait-any-longer-smurf-designations-by-sqrl/19113/100 "2000-06-20T02:51:01Z")
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