# I dare you
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 7, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528 "2000-12-07T19:22:04Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/1 "2000-12-07T19:22:04Z")
Go on, I dare you. What’s the matter – are you chicken?
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### Author:  [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/2 "2000-12-07T19:25:44Z")
I double dare ya.
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### Author:  [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/3 "2000-12-07T19:26:17Z")
Oh yea? I double dog dare ya! Top that! 😉
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/4 "2000-12-07T19:33:08Z")
Hah! If you do it, I’ll shave my ass.
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### Author:  [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/5 "2000-12-07T19:33:41Z")
I’m going straight do the top, **I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA!**
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### Author:  [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/6 "2000-12-07T19:33:45Z")
I’m going straight to the top, **I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA!**
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### Author:  [@zyzzyva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zyzzyva)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/7 "2000-12-07T19:34:15Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Rasa \*
> \*\*Oh yea? I double dog dare ya! Top that! 😉 \*\*
I triple dog dare ya! With cherries on top!
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/8 "2000-12-07T19:36:47Z")
yeah, yeah, big talk, no action…
buncha wussies
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### Author:  [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/9 "2000-12-07T19:44:42Z")
I infinity dog dare ya! And there’s no “infinity + 1” either! Beat that, you freak!
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### Author:  [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/10 "2000-12-07T19:45:54Z")
What a bunch of pansy nancy boys!
::whups it out::
There! Now the rest of you have gotta top that!
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### Author:  [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/11 "2000-12-07T19:51:07Z")
Damnit! Now it’s turned into a swordfight, and I don’t have a sword!
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/12 "2000-12-07T19:54:06Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Zenster \*
> \*\*
> ::whups it out::
>
> There! Now the rest of you have gotta top that! \*\*
_gulp_ Lookitthatwillya? \
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/13 "2000-12-07T20:12:45Z")
::takes out a magnifying glass and a copy of Gray’s Anatomy::
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### Author:  [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/14 "2000-12-07T20:35:51Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \*
> \*\*::takes out a magnifying glass and a copy of Gray’s Anatomy:: \*\*
I’m sorry that your poor eyesight makes reading so difficult **Ethilrist**.
I’ll leave you with one of my own sayings;
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The best part about posessing an elephant’s memory,
is having the body parts to match.\*
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### Author:  [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/15 "2000-12-07T20:44:27Z")
I just want to clarify that my initial post was in no way related to Ethilrist’s. My shock was from the ENORMITY of…_ahem_…size.
And I dare anyone to say any different.
Say, Zen…since we’re on the subject…I dare you to…ah, nevermind.
😃
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### Author:  [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/16 "2000-12-07T21:06:17Z")
Yeah, yeah, Zenster. We’re all impressed with its size. Although why you carry a foil-wrapped cucumber in your pants is beyond me. But I figure, heck – if ya got all that spare room in your pants, ya might as well store vegetables there.
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### Author:  [@c\_goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_goat)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/17 "2000-12-07T21:36:55Z")
It’s not the size, it’s the skill.
For Example: I didn’t type this post with my hands.
Beat that!
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/18 "2000-12-07T21:39:27Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Zenster \*
> \*\*What a bunch of pansy nancy boys!
>
> ::whups it out::
>
> There! Now the rest of you have gotta top that! \*\*
Wow. It’s just like a penis, except smaller.
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### Author:  [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/19 "2000-12-07T21:46:48Z")
I’ll do it.
[sub](Hey, Euty: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!)[/sub]
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### Author:  [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/20 "2000-12-07T21:50:47Z")
I would do anything for love.
But I won’t do THAT.
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