# I dare you
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 7, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528 "2000-12-07T19:22:04Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/21 "2000-12-07T21:52:42Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \*
> \*\*…Wow. It’s just like a penis, except smaller.
> \*\*
Hey, it made the horse stop laughing!
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### Author:  [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/22 "2000-12-07T21:59:44Z")
Yeah, pity will do that to a horse.
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### Author:  [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/23 "2000-12-07T22:05:41Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \*
> **I’ll do it.**
All right! I knew Silver had the bal…the whatever. The rest of you are a bunch of sissies.
Now remember Silver, don’t get caught. And if you do, it was all your idea in the first place, right?
Oh, and we’ll be needing pictures so we know you didn’t chicken out at the last minute.
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### Author:  [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/24 "2000-12-07T22:12:10Z")
Okay, if I get caught, the rest of you had no idea. But you will need to get me a lawyer. A good one. Just in case. And 10 feet of rope. And some tape. I’ll need a roll or two of film to take pictures. And a 20 foot ladder. And a flashlight and batteries. And I’ll need a new pair of shoes. And, while you’re at it, there’s this really cute shirt I’ve had my eye on…
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### Author:  [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/25 "2000-12-07T22:22:22Z")
I’ve got my fingers crossed for ya.
Remember, if things go awry, I might have connections in the Witness Protection Program… You can relocate, and no one will be the wiser.
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### Author:  [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/26 "2000-12-07T22:38:15Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Bottle of Smoke \*
> \*\*Yeah, pity will do that to a horse. \*\*
Yup, the horse definitely understood about hauling around heavy loads.
At least when I get older I’ll have the perfect excuse for impotence;
_“It’s far too heavy.”_
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### Author:  [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/27 "2000-12-08T02:19:04Z")
::Me pops head in::
hmmmm
oooooh! :eek:
O yeah :o
😃
Me = 🆒
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### Author:  [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/28 "2000-12-09T01:43:40Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Bottle of Smoke \*
> \*\*Go on, I dare you. What’s the matter – are you chicken? \*\*
OK, I’ll call your bluff. Now what are you gonna do? Huh? 😛
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### Author:  [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/29 "2000-12-09T23:48:01Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Rasa \*
> \*\*Damnit! Now it’s turned into a swordfight, and I don’t have a sword! \*\*
true
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### Author:  [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dare-you/44528/30 "2000-12-10T01:48:09Z")
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> \*Originally posted by c\_goat \*
> \*\*It’s not the size, it’s the skill.
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> For Example: I didn’t type this post with my hands.\*\*
You’re quite skilled with your toes.
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> Beat that! \*\*
There’s nothing to beat.
_ducks and runs_
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