# I did a bad thing:

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 3, 2010, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-a-bad-thing/552459 "2010-09-03T02:37:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-a-bad-thing/552459/1 "2010-09-03T02:37:15Z")

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[Ms. Nader] is watching AUDITION if any of you have not yet seen this movie you HAVE got to see it. Its one of the best movies ever made by TAKASHI MIIKE!!!  
8 hours ago · Comment · LikeUnlike

[Darth Nader] I had to log in to agree, it’s the most charming and honest love story (not just a chick-flick) I’ve ever seen. I hate romantic comedy for the most part, but Audition really is the best at-home date movie we’ve ever seen.  
about a minute ago · LikeUnlike ·

Heh.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-a-bad-thing/552459/2 "2010-09-03T02:52:10Z")

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Umm…

Glad you liked it(?)

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-a-bad-thing/552459/3 "2010-09-03T02:52:36Z")

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Errrrr… Huh?

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-a-bad-thing/552459/4 "2010-09-03T03:15:50Z")

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I liked it so much I had to go buy it. Maybe I’ll watch it again over the weekend.

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**Author:** ![GilaB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@GilaB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GilaB)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-a-bad-thing/552459/5 "2010-09-03T03:25:04Z")

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I think it’s a Japanese horror movie, so they might be surprised on their next date night.

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**Author:** ![jordanr2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@jordanr2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jordanr2)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-a-bad-thing/552459/6 "2010-09-03T03:27:55Z")

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Too bad the cover art gives so much away; I’m not a fan of the movie but I would love to see an unwary viewer’s reaction upon taking your advice to see this romantic comedy.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-a-bad-thing/552459/7 "2010-09-03T05:45:14Z")

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Whoops, I thought folks here would know about it.  
From [Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audition_%28film%29):

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> Audition had its share of audience walk-outs. When shown at the 2000 Rotterdam Film Festival, one enraged female viewer confronted Miike by shouting at him: “You’re evil!” During uncensored members-only shows at the Irish Film Institute in Dublin in 2001, some patrons collapsed in apparent shock. One audience member was rushed to the St. James’s Hospital but later discharged himself.
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> For its unflinching graphic content, the film has been likened to the film adaptation of Stephen King’s Misery and Nagisa Oshima’s In the Realm of the Senses. Among filmmakers featured on Bravo’s 100 Scariest Movie Moments (on which the film appeared at #11), notable horror directors including John Landis and Rob Zombie found the film very difficult to watch, given its grisly content; Landis claiming that its extremities even deterred him from enjoying the film overall. Bloody Disgusting ranked the film fourteenth in their list of the ‘Top 20 Horror Films of the Decade’, with the article saying “Considered by many to be Takashi Miike’s masterpiece, this cringe-inducing, seriously disturbed film boasts one of the most unbearable scenes of torture in movie history… It’s revolting in the best possible way; the prolific Miike goes for the jugular here, and he cuts deep.”
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> Feminist critics responded to the way women were portrayed as epitomizing different stereotypes, and to Aoyama and Yoshikawa’s definition of the ideal woman. However, Audition can also be seen as a subversive commentary on these themes. Although initially presented as a passive model of Japanese femininity, Asami is revealed to be far more dangerous than she appears and ultimately holds power, wreaking terrible vengeance on those who objectify or seek to exploit her. Contradicting both readings, Miike himself has denied that the film is meant as social criticism at all (as he says of all his films).

Really, it’s a charming love story.

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**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-a-bad-thing/552459/8 "2010-09-03T07:59:18Z")

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Is that the one where the girl goes “kuri kuri kuri” as the needle gets closer to the guy’s eye and aghghghh. I barely remember the movie but that part always stood out to me.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-a-bad-thing/552459/9 "2010-09-03T08:03:00Z")

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For those not getting it: The OP’s wife apparently talked about how great a horror movie was somewhere online, and the OP backed it up with a lie about how it is a great love story, rather than a horror film.\

And, yes, the OP did a bad thing.

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-a-bad-thing/552459/10 "2010-09-03T12:33:33Z")

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I showed ERASERHEAD to a fellowship group at my church.

And conspired with a friend to trick another very homophobic friend into watching NAKED LUNCH.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-a-bad-thing/552459/11 "2010-09-03T13:06:31Z")

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> [@FriarTed](#):
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> And conspired with a friend to trick another very homophobic friend into watching NAKED LUNCH.

In college, some buddies and I were volunteer ushers for the movie theater, and had to serve at a certain number of movies to keep our permission to see the rest of them for free.

Our conservative Christian friend made the mistake of being too lazy to sign himself up, and asked us to put his name down for a few.

Heh.

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**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-a-bad-thing/552459/12 "2010-09-05T07:12:58Z")

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> [@Darth\_Nader](#):
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> [Ms. Nader] is watching AUDITION if any of you have not yet seen this movie you HAVE got to see it. Its one of the best movies ever made by TAKASHI MIIKE!!!  
> 8 hours ago · Comment · LikeUnlike
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> [Darth Nader] I had to log in to agree, it’s the most charming and honest love story (not just a chick-flick) I’ve ever seen. I hate romantic comedy for the most part, but Audition really is the best at-home date movie we’ve ever seen.  
> about a minute ago · LikeUnlike ·
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> Heh.

Oh my god that’s fricken funny!

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2010, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-a-bad-thing/552459/13 "2010-09-05T19:41:12Z")

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I have no idea what this OP is about but I do have [this song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0U8FeWe-L0&feature=related) stuck in my head now.
