# I did it again. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 17, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-it-again/45979 "2000-12-17T03:42:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-it-again/45979/1 "2000-12-17T03:42:14Z")
Okay, I thought I got it all out of my system in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48325) thread, but I just couldn’t help myself. I went out and commited another random-act-of-internet-annoyance. This time, I was brought in by request, to annoy a friend of a friend, and I figured out just how fun being annonymous can be. Enjoy! Jester: Something smells funny. Jester: Did you burn the pie? Jester: WHY DID YOU BURN THE PIE?! Invu2man77: hoo is this Jester: Oh my God! The pie’s on fire! On FIRE!! Jester: Stand back, I’ll put it out! Jester: \ Invu2man77: ? Jester: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! A freak directional wind change blew the flames onto me! Jester: My EYEBROWS!! My beautiful, beautiful eyebrows! Jester: Help! For the love of all that’s holy, help me!! Invu2man77: omg dont talk to me Jester: TALK? I can’t TALK! I’m on FIRE, for Christ’s sake! Jester: Call 911! Call 911! Jester: No, wait, there’s no time! I’ll just stop, drop and roll! Jester: \ Jester: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I rolled onto gasoline! Jester: WHY THE HELL WAS THERE GASOLINE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR?! Invu2man77: ur a freak Jester: Oh sweet Jesus! The house is burning down! Jester: Get out! GET OUT! Jester: Why is God doing this?! All I wanted was a piece of pie! Jester: Of course! Jester: This is all the pie’s fault! Jester: I’ll teach that little bastard… Invu2man77: wah is ur name Jester: \ Jester: Ahhh! The filling squirted into my eyes! It’s sugary deliciousness is burning my retinas! Jester: And I’m still on fire! Jester: All logical science would state that I should be dead, burnt to a crisp, by now! Jester: But somehow, I’m still alive! Jester: And on FIRE! Jester: DO SOMETHING! Invu2man77: ok Invu2man77: bye Jester: No! That won’t help! Jester: Wait…unless your leaving somehow causes the fire to grow lonely and go out… Jester: But that won’t happen! Jester: I know! Jester: Go and get the fire department! That’s where you’re going, right? Jester: Good thinking! Jester: Just go quick! Invu2man77: HOO IS THIS Invu2man77: please stop hoo ever u r Jester: Ack! Your incorrect spelling of the word “who” is having no effect! Jester: Go to plan B! Invu2man77: LMAO Invu2man77: ur really funni Jester: Okay, I’ll admit, I’m flattered, and my self esteem has raised, but I’m still on FIRE. Jester: You need to think fast over there. Jester: \ Invu2man77: ugh tell me HOO u r Invu2man77: LMAO Invu2man77: ur name is walt Invu2man77: ? Jester: Well FINE. Since you’re not going to do anything, I might as well just get along and die. Jester: \ Invu2man77: omg please STOP who ever u r Jester: Can’t talk now, dead. Invu2man77: not funni (Some people just don’t know how to handle crises.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-it-again/45979/2 "2000-12-17T03:44:54Z")
That was kinda amusing. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-it-again/45979/3 "2000-12-17T03:49:02Z")
You’re a sweetie. Only you could be so charismatic while burning to death. Some online buddies and I would ocasionally do a stimulation type thing in which one of us would end up ::dying::. In fact, I did this more than once I think. Now I see why they call you “Jester.” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-it-again/45979/4 "2000-12-17T03:55:01Z")
Haha! What a hoot! Just don’t do it to me, okay? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Deiket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Deiket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deiket)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-it-again/45979/5 "2000-12-17T04:01:55Z")
\ I thank all the saints I know of that this was not the way we were first introduced. Though, I am forever in your debt for your work on Chipmunk Boy. One question, though… What ever happened to the Cuban raft boys and the indevidualy packaged green Jell-O? For that matter, you’ve been neglecting the elves up at Keebler. I think everyone on the board wants to hear your alphabetical rant on Keebler, aliens, and Regis Philbin…Aren’t I right, everyone? \ ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-it-again/45979/6 "2000-12-17T04:06:09Z")
Jester, if I hadn’t already known you before I’d have to say that that was downright annoying! Funny though, yes. Very funny. :^) ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-it-again/45979/7 "2000-12-17T04:27:39Z")
Getting burned by desserts is no laughing matter my cavorting clownboy. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=51316](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=51316) Well mine wasn’t at least… yours on the other hand was quite droll. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-it-again/45979/8 "2000-12-17T05:56:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Deiket \* > \*\*One question, though… What ever happened to the Cuban raft boys and the indevidualy packaged green Jell-O? > > For that matter, you’ve been neglecting the elves up at Keebler. I think everyone on the board wants to hear your alphabetical rant on Keebler, aliens, and Regis Philbin…Aren’t I right, everyone? > \ > \*\* Oh i totally have to know THIS… ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-it-again/45979/9 "2000-12-17T06:10:45Z")
My 13 year old immature side found that incredibally funny! Man, I had the image of a guy in a multi-colour jest suit doing that. That was so good. I’ll try that sometime 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-it-again/45979/10 "2000-12-17T06:35:19Z")
**Speaker for the Dead** said: > [@](#): > > My 13 year old immature side found that incredibally funny! Hell, I’m 37, and I liked it too. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-it-again/45979/11 "2000-12-17T06:57:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > \*\* > Invu2man77: omg please STOP who ever u r > Jester: Can’t talk now, dead. > Invu2man77: not funni > \*\* Lol. Love it! Funny, yes. Annoying, no. _ **This** _ is annoying: “Hoo r u?” and this: “ur really funni” God, how does someone that idiotic figure out how to launch windows?