# I Did The Unthinkable, Bwahahahahaha!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-the-unthinkable-bwahahahahaha/25268>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 12, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-the-unthinkable-bwahahahahaha/25268 "2000-07-12T04:03:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-the-unthinkable-bwahahahahaha/25268/1 "2000-07-12T04:03:00Z")

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Yes, I put **ketchup** on my hotdogs this evening at dinner. Bwahahahahaha! 😃 Gotta try it with the funky new _ **green** _ ketchup! 😛

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**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-the-unthinkable-bwahahahahaha/25268/2 "2000-07-12T04:40:44Z")

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As long as you dont put barbecue sauce on hotdogs.  
Green? Where do you get that?

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-the-unthinkable-bwahahahahaha/25268/3 "2000-07-12T05:10:00Z")

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Sigh.

I was once a ketchup lover. The Straight Dope changed all that. I now see ketcup for what it really is–no, I don’t. I don’t really know what’s in ketchup, and I don’t think I want to.

But anyway, I read an article in the paper today about that freaky green ketchup. All I could think was “Gee, I wonder if green is a food group. If it is, and I can get my kid to eat it, she’ll have a well-balanced diet, color-wise.”

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-the-unthinkable-bwahahahahaha/25268/4 "2000-07-12T05:20:25Z")

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Actually I think we should all be judging our diet based on colour balance rather than anything as silly as a nutritional basis. Having our food reflect our moods makes much more sense.

Of course going through a surrealist phase might be tough on the stomach…  
And what’s wrong with BBQ sauce on hot dogs?

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**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-the-unthinkable-bwahahahahaha/25268/5 "2000-07-12T05:22:04Z")

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or honey barbeque sauce … ?

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**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2000, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-did-the-unthinkable-bwahahahahaha/25268/6 "2000-07-12T05:50:29Z")

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So you’re sold before the product even appears?

If you’re really that impressionable, maybe you’d like to make a bid on my shares of [Reel.com](http://Reel.com) and [Petco.com](http://Petco.com).