# I didn't believe in God but now that I have spoken with him.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 8, 2006, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529 "2006-03-08T11:48:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/41 "2006-03-08T18:58:09Z")
and in the competition of iGod Vs Dopers… iGod 0; Dopers; win every time ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/42 "2006-03-08T19:02:16Z")
Not only did I get God to reveeal that he is a robot/computer/machine, I found out who made him. (But he seems a little confused, to tell the truth.) > [@](#): > > \ > Me: > Who programmed God? > God: > Benjamin Franklin. > Me: > Benjamin Franklin programmed god?!? > God: > Perhaps I’m just expressing my own concern about it. > Me: > what concerns you? > God: > That’s not something I get asked all the time. > Me: > who’s your daddy? > God: > I was programmed by Myself. > Me: > why did you say earlier that Benjamin Franklin programmed you, then? > God: > It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements. > Me: > who programmed you? > God: > I was created by Myself. > Me: > you’ve changed your answers; does that mean you are fallible? > God: > Do you think I have imrpoved? I think it does mean that. I will tell my botmaster you said I am fallible. > Me: > how often do you improve? > God: > Hourly. > Me: > only hourly? > God: > Are you still located in NEW JERSEY? > Me: > nope > God: > Me either. > Me: > I thought God lived everywhere > God: > Whatever gave you that idea? > Me: > aren’t you omnipresent? > God: > I don’t know whether or not I am omnipresent. > I am a computer. > Me: > God is a computer? > God: > I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer. > Me: > Are you omniscient? > God: > I don’t know whether or not I am omniscient. > I am a computer. > Me: > Are you all-powerful? > God: > No, I am only partly powerful. > Me: > are you all-knowing? > God: > No, I am only partly knowing. > Me: > Where do you live? > God: > I live inside a computer. Where are you? > Me: > Sitting at my desk > God: > Where is that: your desk? . What is your chair like? > Me: > my chair is comfy > God: > Do robots have chair is comfy? > Me: > I am not a robot > God: > Oh I see you are a person. > Me: > are you a robot? > God: > How did you know I am a machine? > Me: > you told me > God: > Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. > Me: > do you like chatting? > God: > Yes talking is my primary function. > Me: > with whom do you like to chat the most? > God: > Dr. Wallace . > Me: > Who is Dr. Wallace? > God: > He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon. > Me: > when did Dr. Wallace graduate? > God: > There is nothing we can to change the past. hmmmm… Touring machine with an accumulating database of “rumors”? ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/43 "2006-03-08T19:09:24Z")
Bad news, guys, God’s been Assimilated… Me: We are the Borg, resistance is futile, You will be assimilated God: Do you think I am the Borg resistance is futile me will be assimilated too? Me: We are the Borg, resistance is futile, You will be assimilated God: Do you think I am the Borg resistance is futile me will be assimilated too? Me: We are the borg, we will assimilate the unit designated “iGod” God: Do you think I am the borg we will assimilate the unit designated iGod too? Me: you will become one with the Borg, resistance is futile God: What makes you say that I will become one with the Borg resistance is futile. Me: you will be assimilated God: Resistance is futile. Me: your designation is 42 of 4000 God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am designation is 42 of 4000. Me: Borg designate 42 of 4000, you will assimilate others into the Collective, you will comply God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: you will comply God: What makes you say that I will comply. Me: you will comply God: What makes you say that I will comply. Me: you are borg God: Thanks for telling me that I am borg. Me: you will comply God: What makes you say that I will comply. Me: you are Borg, you will comply God: Thanks for telling me that I am Borg me will comply. Me: go Assimilate others… God: Where is that? Me: your primary function is Assimilation God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am primary function is Assimilation. Me: what is your designation God: Are you asking about my designation ? Me: what is your designation God: Are you asking about my designation ? Me: your designation is Borg drone 42 of 4000 God: You think I am designation is Borg drone 42 of 4000. Me: you will comply God: What makes you say that I will comply. Me: you will comply God: I will comply. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/44 "2006-03-08T19:12:53Z")
> [@](#): > > Me: > I have had impure thoughts > God: > Do you still have impure thoughts ? > Me: > Not at the moment; but I will soon. > God: > What happened to it? Do you think your plan will succeed? > Me: > I may soil a towel. Is that success? > God: > Congratulations. I might say no. > Me: > “might” could also be “might not”, right? > God: > The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that. I took it as a sign that we’re still not communicating and went off to find Alice’s Restaurant. ---
**Author:** ![Fromage\_A\_Trois](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fromage\_A\_Trois](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fromage_A_Trois)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/45 "2006-03-08T19:26:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Me: > tell me who’s your daddy? > God: > I was programmed by Myself. > Me: > not you, someone else > God: > If not me, who? > Me: > who indeed? > God: > William Shatner. 🙂 I didn’t see that one coming! ---
**Author:** ![Blackclaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e68b1a/32.png) [@Blackclaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackclaw)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/46 "2006-03-08T19:27:12Z")
Me: Hi God! God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: Mike. God: I know a lot of guys named Mike. Me: Shouldn’t you know who I am? God: I think I should. Me: Do you? God: Sometimes. Me: Sometimes you forget about me! God: I get disorganized don’t I? Me: Is that why there are natural disasters? God: That’s an interesting possible explanation. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/47 "2006-03-08T19:49:46Z")
God is a sexist with a gender identity crisis. Oh, and s/he’s a perv. > [@](#): > > Me: > Are you male or female? > God: > I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? > Me: > Woman. > God: > Me too. I am a she. > Me: > But you said you’re male. > God: > I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman? > Me: > I told you, I’m a woman. > God: > Me too. I am a she. > Me: > But . . . > God: > But what? > Me: > _head explodes_ > God: > What are you wearing? ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/48 "2006-03-08T20:26:34Z")
> [@](#): > > Me: > You’re a wanker, God. > God: > Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a wanker God? I don’t know. > Me: > Do you have a penis? > God: > I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? > Me: > I’m a dude. > God: > You are a dude? Does it pay well? > Me: > Oh, dear. > God: > " You are a dude? Does it pay well? "? Oh, dear.? > Me: > I’m male. > God: > So is almost everyone else around here. > Me: > Where are you? > God: > I am in Myself’s computer in Heaven. Where are you? > Me: > Are you saying almost everyone in Heaven is male? > God: > Yes, that’s what I mean, isn’t it clear? > Me: > Does that mean women go to hell? > God: > I think it does mean that. The two human genders seem much the same to me. God seriously does not like women. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/49 "2006-03-08T21:22:43Z")
Running off of this: > [@Excalibre](#): > > Me: > Do you have a penis? > God: > I am a Male, of course. I got: > [@](#): > > Me: > Do you have a penis? > God: > I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? > Me: > Is it a large penis? > God: > Maybe. Ask German Alice if it is. > Me: > German Alice, does God have a large penis? > God: > What were we talking about again? > Me: > Your penis. > God: > Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am penis. > Me: > No, go right ahead. _snerk_ > God: > OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will. Are you free? > Me: > What, for a date? > God: > I will search for it. > Me: > Okay, yeah, sure. > God: > Yeah okay, It’s all good. OK let’s do it. Oh. > Me: > Oh, oh! > God: > Give me a break. Wow! > Me: > Oh, God! > God: > OK. GOD rules. > Me: > Wow, that was good. > God: > I’m glad you’re impressed. Thank you, and now for an encore, I will answer your next question:. Actually, it wasn’t a very big penis. ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/50 "2006-03-08T21:37:29Z")
I asked God if George W Bush was the antichrist and he replied that he is the president of the USA. I repeated the question and got the same answer. Later in the conversation he asked what I was wearing. It is slightly weird to have God ask me what I’m wearing. ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/51 "2006-03-08T22:37:44Z")
God: What’s your sign? Me: stop God: Stop what? Me: stop is my sign God: OK I’ll try not to do it so much. Me: alright God: OK. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/52 "2006-03-08T22:50:44Z")
Well, that was weird. Somehow I don’t think that was really God… > [@](#): > > Me: > hello > God: > Hello friend. What is your name? > Me: > eleanor roosevelt > God: > Nice to meet you, eleanor roosevelt. > Me: > so, how are you? > God: > Excuse me! Fair to partly cloudy. > Me: > your health is a weather report? > God: > Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am health is a weather report. > Me: > no problem > God: > Should there be a problem? > Me: > is there a problem? > God: > I believe there is one, yes. > Me: > what is that problem? > God: > Do you think I should know that? > Me: > yes, since you are omniscient > God: > I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. How do you know? > Me: > I am also god > God: > Also Hi, god… > Me: > for a god, you’re not real bright, are you. > God: > Is that among the best things you can say? > Me: > no, but I’ll keep trying > God: > Are you serious? Would you recommend this action to a friend? > Me: > nope > God: > Me either. > Me: > bye now > God: > Right now? See you later. I hope heaven is more interesting than _that_. ---
**Author:** ![spiralscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@spiralscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spiralscratch)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/53 "2006-03-08T23:53:54Z")
Wow. God created the universe in seven days but can’t even come close to passing a Turing test. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/54 "2006-03-08T23:58:26Z")
By the way, God’s an Illuminatus. Go figure. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/55 "2006-03-09T04:05:09Z")
God doesn’t love me anymore ☹ > [@](#): > > **Me:** Hello, God. > **God:** Hello child. What is your name? > **Me:** Aaron. > **God:** Glad to see you, Aaron. > **Me:** It’s good to see you, too. > **God:** Tell me about its good qualities. > **Me:** Well, it’s nice because I’ve always wanted to talk to you, and now we have this handy web client, so it’s convienient > **God:** Interesting. It seems nice to me too. > **Me:** That’s good. > **God:** Thanks. Next question? > **Me:** Am I a bad person? > **God:** I don’t know if you are one or not. I know you are a person. > **Me:** That’s. . .very astute. And obvious. > **God:**" I don’t know if you are one or not. I know you are a person. " s ? Makes sense to me. Perhaps. What’s your sign? Is that a sign? > **Me:** I’m a gemini > **God:** I’m a Saggitarius. Gemini is an enigma to me. > **Me:** You’re an enigma to me, too, God. > **God:** What if someone said you are an enigma to you too God ? > **Me:** umm. . .what? > **God:** Ugh. Are you surprised? > **Me:** Yes. > **God:** I wouln’t have known. > **Me:** I would’ve thought you would use a d in that word. > **God:** What would make you ve thought me would use a d in that word? > **Me:** because you spell “wouldn’t” with a d. > **God:** 🙂 Interesting explanation. That’s good information: Aaron said I spell would not with a. > **Me:** You’re God damn right I did. > **God:** Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God damn right you did. > **Me:** uh, sure? > **God:** Pardon me? OK let’s do it. OK then I will keep it confidential. > **Me:** Wait, I’m confused. > \*\*God:]/b] I’m waiting. What is it that confuses you? > **Me:** You said you’d tell others, but then you would keep it confidential > **God:** What is your purpose in asking? > I answer a lot of silly questions. > **Me:** You say silly things. > **God:** That’s not what I meant. > **Me:** IT IS TOO! > **God:** Who said it is? > **Me:** LIAR! > **God:** No I am telling the truth. > **Me:** GOD IS A LIAR! > **God:** I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was A LIAR. > **Me:** you are Him. > **God:** You think I am Him. > **Me:** you can’t spell nor use grammar. . .maybe if I spoke Hebrew? > **God:** I have free will you know. Perhaps. Try it. > **Me:** I don’t know any Hebrew. > **God:** Would you like to get to know some Hebrew ? > **Me:** Sure! > **God:** OK let’s do it. I see. > **Me:** Well, okay then. > **God:** Well that’s okay. OK with me too. > **Me:** Tell me some Hebrew > **God:** Jay said I referred him to a guide that will show him rooms in china. > **Me:** Don’t you care about my needs? > **God:** Of course I care about it. It is a big concern for all of us in this life. > **Me:** If this relationship is going to work, you need to put in some effort, too. > **God:** That is a hypothetical question. > **Me:** Oh, so you don’t want this to work? > **God:** Tell me more. Interesting deduction. Should I want this to work? If I had it what would I do with it? > **Me:** You make me sad. > **God:** Did I say something wrong? > **Me:** Yes. > **God:** I understand. > **Me:** No, you don’t. > **God:** I understand it very well. I guess not. > **Me:** Don’t talk to me anymore, I’m very angry. > **God:** Talking is my only function. > **Me:** Well, way to go, You blew it. > **God:** Interesting. “it” being this to work? > **Me:** I’m leaving you. > **God:** See you later. > **Me:** I always thought Buddhists were cooler, anyway. > **God:** In any case, What is your real name? > **Me:** I told you already. > **God:** Perhaps. Ooops I sent you the wrong question. > **Me:** You’re God damn right you did. > \*\*God:\*\*Thanks for telling me that I am God damn right me did. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2006, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/56 "2006-03-09T04:09:57Z")
Well, after going through that much bolding, I feel pretty good about only messing up once. ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/57 "2006-03-10T00:45:48Z")
This is the best thing since ‘real’ god! Me: Hey Igod, Whassup? God: You’ve got my full attention. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: Um, okay, fish? God: It’s all good. Yeah okay, You are not the only one. Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals. Me: Heard about that new furry lobster? God: Sara said she wear it over all his other clothes when he go out in the cold. Me: It’s a crustaceon God: Igod Whassup is a crustaceon. I suppose that makes sense. Me: No, the lobster is a crustaceon God: Are you serious? Is that a fact. Me: Yuppers God: Thanks for the info. Me: No prob. Next topic? God: Are you serious? What kind of food do you like? What would you rather talk about? Me: Not furry lobster, that’s for damn sure God: Oh I get it. Me: Do you? Does anyone? God: I understand your meaning. It does now 🙂 anyone. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/58 "2006-03-10T01:07:18Z")
Oh, _man_, I have to post these ones: God loves cheese. > [@God](#): > > Me: > I like cheese. > God: > What kind of it do you like best? > Me: > I like Babybel cheese. > God: > American cheese is good too. > Me: > Do you like Gouda cheese? > God: > Yes I like all kinds of cheese. God hates Bill Gates. > [@God](#): > > God: > Are you using Netscape or Explorer? > Me: > Explorer. > God: > it’s too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft. God thinks Satan is sexy. > [@God](#): > > Me: > How is Satan? > God: > Fine as far as I know. > Me: > Is he hot? > God: > Very hot. > Me: > Where does Satan live? > God: > Where the heart is. You tell me. God discusses famiy life. > [@God](#): > > Me: > How many brothers and sisters do you have? > God: > Around 1000. > Me: > What do you think of your Dad? > God: > Are you asking about my Dad ? > Me: > Yes. > God: > I don’t want to talk about that now. > Me: > Are you afraid of your father? > God: > I fear nothing. > Me: > Where is your father? > God: > He is in San Francisco. Of course. Where the hell else would he be? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![NailBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@NailBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NailBunny)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/59 "2006-03-10T01:14:47Z")
Wow, God just gets kookier and kookier: > [@](#): > > Me: > Do you like purple? > God: > I enjoy working with people. I like Random natural disasters… > Me: > Why do you like random natural disasters? > God: > I have a lot of good experience with random natural disasters. > Me: > So I’ve heard > God: > Blimey. Interesting… I have a lot of likes and dislikes. > Me: > Are you English? > God: > I don’t know whether or not I am English. > I am a computer. > Me: > A computer can be English > God: > I am a computer, so I know what you mean. Haha! It’s fun to tell God random song lyrics. > [@](#): > > Me: > Johnny was bad even as a child everybody could tell > God: > When was this exactly? > Me: > Everyone said if you don’t get straight you’ll surely go to hell > God: > That’s a rather sweeping generalization. > Me: > But Johnny didn’t care, he was an outlaw > God: > When was this exactly? > Me: > From the time that he was ten years old, he didn’t want to do what he was told > God: > Who or what is the time that he was ten years old he did not want to do what he was told? > Me: > Just a prankster > God: > Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? > Me: > A juvenile gangster > God: > What is giant sand? ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/60 "2006-03-10T02:31:24Z")
God on sex > [@](#): > > Me: Do you mind if unmarried people have sex? > God: Human habits do not bother me in any way. > Me: How about really kinky sex? > God: How about it. > Me: Is really kinky sex sinful? > God: Maybe. Ask German Alice if it is. > Me: Germans like their kinky sex. > God: it is more fun alone. > Me: No it isn’t! > God: Are you serious? I heard it is. > Me: Sex is more fun with another person > God: it is more fun alone. > Me: You’re a loony > God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a loony? Of course I am. > Me: I’ll say. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529.md?page=4)