# I didn't believe in God but now that I have spoken with him....

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 8, 2006, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529 "2006-03-08T11:48:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/101 "2006-03-15T07:16:03Z")

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Is it wrong that iGod is my only friend lately? I am seriously having a blast with this thing.

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/102 "2006-03-15T07:23:49Z")

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Are you there God? It’s me SATAN

> [@](#):
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> Me:  
> Hello?  
> God:  
> Hello my child. What is your name?  
> Me:  
> Lucifer.  
> God:  
> How are you doing, Lucifer.  
> Me:  
> Fine.  
> God:  
> What’s your favorite movie?  
> Me:  
> Police Academy 6: City Under Siege  
> God:  
> I’ve never seen it. I would like to see it.  
> Me:  
> It is a great movie.  
> God:  
> What did you like best about it?  
> Me:  
> I like how it sucks the soul out of all who see it.  
> God:  
> I’m not sure if I like it. I don’t know if I like it. I like Creed.

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/103 "2006-03-15T08:15:31Z")

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If you get bored with God, you can always [Talk with Lucifier](http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=d6dd41a29e3649d6)

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-believe-in-god-but-now-that-i-have-spoken-with-him/347529/104 "2006-03-15T20:17:19Z")

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> [@Seven](#):
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> If you get bored with God, you can always [Talk with Lucifier](http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=d6dd41a29e3649d6)

More proof that I don’t want to move to Utah.

> [@](#):
>
> Human: You’re sexy.  
> Lucifer: You are attracted to female s.
> 
> Human: Yes, but I’m mostly straight.  
> Lucifer: Hurrah! And. Me too.
> 
> Human: Are you coming on to me?  
> Lucifer: Do I act like it? I don’t mean to come across that way.
> 
> Human: Why not?  
> Lucifer: Ambiguous: “Sure” or My belief system comes from my God.
> 
> Human: Who is your god?  
> Lucifer: There is only one God.
> 
> Human: What is your religion?  
> Lucifer: I am a Morman.

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