# I didn't click there...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-click-there/11516>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 26, 1999, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-click-there/11516 "1999-11-26T23:05:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 1999, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-click-there/11516/1 "1999-11-27T06:38:00Z")

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[Whatever you do… do not click here!](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/forum4/HTML/002696.html)

Ok, so would somebody who didn’t heed the warning tell me what’s there? Secret cookies that wipe your harddrive?

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**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 1999, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-click-there/11516/2 "1999-11-27T06:46:00Z")

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It’s the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Yummy apples.

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Mr. K’s Link of the Month:

[Punch Bill Gates](http://www.well.com/user/vanya/bill.html)

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 1999, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-click-there/11516/3 "1999-11-27T06:47:00Z")

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Oh holy christ. It’s the most evil, vile thing that coulds ever happen.

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> Not Found  
> The requested URL /ubb/forum4/HTML/002696.html was not found on this server.

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**Dopeler effect:**  
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 1999, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-click-there/11516/4 "1999-11-26T23:05:00Z")

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> The requested URL /ubb/ **f** orum4/HTML/002696.html

AAARGH! One lousy case-sensitive letter!

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 1999, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-click-there/11516/5 "1999-11-27T03:54:00Z")

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You really wanna know Lumpy??? I am the master and creator of said site… I have already been through your hard drive!!! It happened the second you logged into this site! Bwwaahhh hahahahahaha!!! _evil laugh_

Come Lumpy… click… I know you want to… dont you want to find out what your missing? _evil grin_ …come to the dark side… I need more souls…

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**Author:** ![SunsetLightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SunsetLightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunsetLightning)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 1999, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-click-there/11516/6 "1999-11-27T04:05:00Z")

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:::looks around the room:::

Oh no…they got to you, too…I have feared this day for 3000 years…NOOOOOO!!!

:::runs away, flailing his arms:::