# I didn't fart!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-fart/112889>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 7, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-fart/112889 "2002-06-07T19:44:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![DippityDoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@DippityDoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DippityDoo)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-fart/112889/1 "2002-06-07T19:44:08Z")

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D’Oh!

Maybe it was the cat…

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-fart/112889/2 "2002-06-07T20:11:29Z")

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I’m not a mod, but you are creating needless work for other people and bogging down the server with these inane threads.

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-fart/112889/3 "2002-06-07T20:34:36Z")

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OH YES YOU DID!!!

I smell it through my monitor! You had Pizza with extra pepperoni, didn’t you?

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-fart/112889/4 "2002-06-07T20:57:04Z")

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DNFT(moronic little)T, would be my advice.

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-fart/112889/5 "2002-06-08T00:13:13Z")

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I fart, therefore I am.

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**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-didnt-fart/112889/6 "2002-06-08T04:35:55Z")

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I think it was **pbrtallboy**. He used to stink up my office all the time. And my chair still stinks!