After I get a haircut, I have my female beautician wash my hair, in the shower, naked.
Sorry, darlin’, my scissors don’t leave the shop! Besides, I’m only about 5 hours from Chicago…
Hey, my brother has just become dis-engaged this weekend. He lives in Eau Claire, and most likely needs a haircut. Is there a specific shop I should send him to?
If you’re serious, email me and I’ll send you the details!
MaryAnnQ asked:
You’ll get more than just the tip, baby! 
I would ogle my hairstylist (you call that a style?), except none of the ladies at the place I go are particularly attractive. But it’s cheap.
I do, however, tend to enjoy the experience. I’ve found I appreciate - nay, enjoy having my hair stroked and fondled. (Sadly that’s the only time it happens. 
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As for tips, well, it certainly wouldn’t hurt.