Even worse, I’m the proud owner of a GoldenDoodle. But it’s OK. I never take her seriously anyway, the drama queen!
Freddy the non-alliterative Pig at your service.
I have a friend who has a Briard dog named Bree. I think it’s kind of cheesy.
I gotta stop, I’m killing me.
“Napalm the cat”. Now there is an idea I can get behind. Might be a little excessive, but it would have style!