# I do not have an ego **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 11, 2019, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574 "2019-01-11T05:15:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![uqekizig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19b73/32.png) [@uqekizig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uqekizig)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/1 "2019-01-11T05:15:36Z")
You all may laugh at me for my post claiming that transgenders/nonbinary/etc are just the 2010s equivalent of hippies. Then you scoff at my misunderstanding of history when I use the phrase “hippie counterculture of the 1960s”. without even taking time to point out the historical ignorance, so that you can remain smug and intellectually superior while you laugh at me. You would rather let ignorance persist so you can sit back and laugh at it, rather than fight the ignorance, which is very boring compared to laughing at it. Well, jokes on you, I have no ego to be harmed. Nothing matters. I wrote that post because my parents dislike LGBT and I dont want them to scoff at me the same way they scoff at nonbinary kids ---
**Author:** ![uqekizig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19b73/32.png) [@uqekizig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uqekizig)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/2 "2019-01-11T05:24:21Z")
Delete this thread I meant to reply in another. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/3 "2019-01-11T05:48:16Z")
> [@uqekizig](#): > > Delete this thread I meant to reply in another. **snerk** Good luck with that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/4 "2019-01-11T06:00:18Z")
Leego my ego! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/5 "2019-01-11T06:40:09Z")
**Darren** , quit waffling on this issue! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/6 "2019-01-11T06:48:11Z")
I have no id. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/7 "2019-01-11T06:54:34Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I have no id. Damn! You’re like the antithesis of Trump then. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/8 "2019-01-11T10:15:21Z")
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a crepe. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/9 "2019-01-11T13:11:49Z")
Since the OP begins with the word ‘I’, it’s pretty hard to believe they don’t have an ego. Just sayin’! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/10 "2019-01-11T14:25:29Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > Since the OP begins with the word ‘I’, it’s pretty hard to believe they don’t have an ego. > > Just sayin’! _Cogito, ego sum._ ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/11 "2019-01-11T14:29:18Z")
That is a shame. My ego is massive enough to bend light, which makes me look much heavier to others than I see myself. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/12 "2019-01-11T14:41:00Z")
Don’t worry if you feel dizzy. That’s just the world revolving around me. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/13 "2019-01-11T14:41:23Z")
I do not have a gallbladder. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/14 "2019-01-11T14:58:58Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I have no id. Well, the cops are going to want to see one if you get pulled over for speeding… “Monsters! Monsters of the Id!” ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/15 "2019-01-11T15:39:15Z")
I do not have a pancreas. Well, technically I do, but it doesn’t work. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/16 "2019-01-11T15:42:23Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I have no id. “I have no idea.” FTFY, Beck. Look out! she’s got an axe! ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/17 "2019-01-11T16:04:39Z")
I have no mouth. But I feel no overwhelming desire to scream. Or even type in all caps. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/18 "2019-01-11T16:07:16Z")
I do not have an ending to this ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/19 "2019-01-11T16:21:39Z")
I do not have an egg. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/20 "2019-01-11T16:26:48Z")
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