# I do not have an ego

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 11, 2019, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574 "2019-01-11T05:15:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/21 "2019-01-11T17:37:17Z")

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[I have a chicken with no bones.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V_hCqO6UQs)

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/22 "2019-01-11T17:39:40Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> _Cogito, ego sum._

I’m thinking about the total number of waffles?

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/23 "2019-01-11T18:04:13Z")

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[Hang on to your ego!](https://youtu.be/tJ2qi9KfEZ8)

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/24 "2019-01-11T19:55:04Z")

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> [@Typo\_Negative](#):
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> I do not have a pancreas.

If you can’t have a stack of pancreas, a couple waffles should do just as well.

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/25 "2019-01-13T03:07:12Z")

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It’s a bird  
It’s a plane  
It’s … SUPER EGO!!

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/26 "2019-01-13T03:16:01Z")

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“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” – Oscar Wilde

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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-have-an-ego/827574/27 "2019-01-13T06:32:52Z")

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An ego and a super ego walk into a bar. The bartender says “I’ll have to see some id.”

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