# I do not remember the last 60 or so minutes before closing time last night. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 20, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963 "2011-02-20T01:29:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/1 "2011-02-20T01:29:38Z")
I woke up with my clothes on, and when I removed them, a dollar bill fell out of my shirt. Also, there were single dollar bills scattered around in my purse. I think I killed a stripper. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/2 "2011-02-20T01:33:31Z")
Or you became one. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/3 "2011-02-20T01:39:17Z")
This should have been in MPSIMS, as it is the ultimate in mundane and pointless. And no, I don’t do that. I don’t even like when people stare at me on the train. I don’t ebven like to get naked in front of the doctor. “Hey, um, can we do this with my clothes on?” ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/4 "2011-02-20T01:43:03Z")
Maybe you played craps. When my ex played craps, he always came home with dozens of one-dollar bills rolled up in little wads. And a handful of cigarette lighters. And a couple of cubes of pool stick chalk. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/5 "2011-02-20T01:53:52Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > This should have been in MPSIMS, as it is the ultimate in mundane and pointless. So moved. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/6 "2011-02-20T01:58:58Z")
I woke up and went for some hair of the dog. All it did was make me feel worse, and left dog fur in my mouth. Not good. I’m taking a nap. Thanks, Ellen. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/7 "2011-02-20T01:59:01Z")
Were you anywhere near a kissing booth? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/8 "2011-02-20T01:59:28Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > I woke up with my clothes on, and when I removed them, a dollar bill fell out of my shirt. Also, there were single dollar bills scattered around in my purse. I think I killed a stripper. > [@Mahaloth](#): > > Or you became one. Or she ate one. That would explain the lack of a body. Better check the fridge, just in case. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/9 "2011-02-20T03:05:22Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > This should have been in MPSIMS, as it is the ultimate in mundane and pointless. > > And no, I don’t do that. I don’t even like when people stare at me on the train. I don’t ebven like to get naked in front of the doctor. “Hey, um, can we do this with my clothes on?” Probably why you’ve blocked it from your memory. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/10 "2011-02-20T03:09:43Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Or she ate one. That would explain the lack of a body. Better check the fridge, just in case. Dammit, that was my answer. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/11 "2011-02-20T03:22:07Z")
Ah yes- a blackout, found money… Add a loss or gain of a clothing item, a couple of bruises and a set of car keys that aren’t mine, and it would be… Wednesday morning. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/12 "2011-02-20T03:33:55Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > I woke up with my clothes on, and when I removed them, a dollar bill fell out of my shirt. Also, there were single dollar bills scattered around in my purse. I think I killed a stripper. Nah, you just mugged her! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/13 "2011-02-20T03:55:25Z")
Could you, uh, have gotten _prettier_ right around closing time? 😉 Quasi ---
**Author:** ![SeldomSeen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@SeldomSeen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeldomSeen)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/14 "2011-02-20T03:57:49Z")
> [@Moirai](#): > > Ah yes- a blackout, found money… 🆒 I have never,\* ever\* returned from a blackout with more money than I thought I had. Always the other way around. **MeanOldLady** , even if you done wrong, ya must be livin’ right! SS ---
**Author:** ![flatlined](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb9ed0/32.png) [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/15 "2011-02-20T04:28:02Z")
You found money? You must be really hawt!!! I’ve never forgotten what happened while drunk. I’ve sometimes wished that I would:smack: ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/16 "2011-02-20T04:29:01Z")
You found dollar bills in your clothes? Go get your purse and make sure there isn’t a wedding license or ring in it. Just in case you did a different sort of [dance for money](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_dance) than other posters suggested. ---
**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/17 "2011-02-20T04:48:12Z")
Am I the only person thinking spiked drink? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/18 "2011-02-20T05:22:16Z")
If you woke up in your bed, or somewhere reasonably identifiable, with your clothes on, with your keys in one pocket and your wallet in the other, then things obviously couldn’t have gone too badly. ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/19 "2011-02-20T05:35:37Z")
Were you by chance wearing a bellhop’s cap? You might have been tipped for carrying bags. ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2011, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963/20 "2011-02-20T05:41:16Z")
> [@Magiver](#): > > Am I the only person thinking spiked drink? Do you know what drug is the most commonly used to spike drinks, causing short-term memory loss and out-of-character behavior? Alcohol [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-do-not-remember-the-last-60-or-so-minutes-before-closing-time-last-night/571963.md?page=2)