# I don’t know how this Turkey was killed, but it’s in the oven now! Happy Thanksgiving, Canadopers! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 14, 2024, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-don-t-know-how-this-turkey-was-killed-but-it-s-in-the-oven-now-happy-thanksgiving-canadopers/1008774 "2024-10-14T17:39:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 2
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2024, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-don-t-know-how-this-turkey-was-killed-but-it-s-in-the-oven-now-happy-thanksgiving-canadopers/1008774/2 "2024-10-14T17:41:34Z")
> [@This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-turkey-was-killed-by-hand-with-a-sharp-knife/609252): > > That was on the label of the turkey I cooked last Christmas dinner. I wonder if they put all the causes of death on each and every turkey. I’d like to go down to the packaging plant one day and read all the labels. Oh the humanity. “This turkey died of a heart attack while sitting at home and watching TV” “This turkey was killed in a drive-by shooting by a rival chicken gang” “This turkey died by misadventure in a sky-diving accident when his primary shoot failed to open” “This turkey drowne… --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-don-t-know-how-this-turkey-was-killed-but-it-s-in-the-oven-now-happy-thanksgiving-canadopers/1008774)._