# I don't care if you ... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 17, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666 "2001-05-17T01:21:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/1 "2001-05-17T01:21:01Z")
… hate post parties. This is my two thousandth post. I haven’t even mentioned any post milestones of my own since I hit 100. Now, I’ve been having a shitty couple of months, so I’m taking a little time to myself to say – whoopee! Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/2 "2001-05-17T01:22:52Z")
**Jack** , You fucking rule. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/3 "2001-05-17T01:23:43Z")
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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/4 "2001-05-17T01:25:46Z")
Congrats, Jack. ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/5 "2001-05-17T01:58:37Z")
Yayyyy!!! Congratulations on your 2000th post. What are you going to do now?🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/6 "2001-05-17T02:44:25Z")
Hi Jack!! Happy 2000!! ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/7 "2001-05-17T02:56:26Z")
Well okay, but just this once **Jack,** you shameless attention slut. :: drags in huge cooler of micro-brew beer :: Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/8 "2001-05-17T03:04:40Z")
Happy 2000, Jack. I’ve always enjoyed your posts and it is rare day when your sig fails to make me smile. 🙂 Remember to keep on keepin’ on. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/9 "2001-05-17T03:59:40Z")
Gosh, **Jack** , I think this thread is TMI and I resent how you have forced it on the board. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/10 "2001-05-17T04:12:11Z")
I’ve been wondering to what happened to the SDMBs _other_ resident attention whore. Congrats, Jack. ---
**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/11 "2001-05-17T04:48:36Z")
If you haven’t been able to get your point across in 1999 posts, why do you think we would pay attention now? 😛 Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/12 "2001-05-17T04:53:19Z")
Happy 2K **Jack**! Here’s to another 2K. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/13 "2001-05-17T05:41:30Z")
Congratulations, Jack. Here’s to another 2000. _lifts bottle of rum in salute_ ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/14 "2001-05-17T14:23:36Z")
Congrats Jack! I can’t believe you hit 2000. I could have sworn you ran out of worthwile posts about 1900 ago.😃 Keep ‘em comin’. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/15 "2001-05-17T15:53:35Z")
Thank you one and all. It was my goal to hit 2000 before my SDMBirthday. I squeaked by with a month to spare. Since I’ve actually only used about 100 posts to say anything of substance (as **B.O.S.** inferred), I won’t throw another post party for myself till I hit 20,000 posts. Which by my calculations should be on September 5, 2009. As opposed to **handy** who should hit that mark sometime next week. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/16 "2001-05-17T19:16:24Z")
Woo! Happy 2k Jack, you’re halfway to scratchie’s post count. Hope things are looking up on the other side of 2k. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/17 "2001-05-17T19:41:18Z")
Mine’s bigger. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/18 "2001-05-17T19:58:12Z")
Sheesh, seems like only yesterday we were sharing our 1000th posts on the same day. \ My little bucko is growing up! ::sobs like a little girl:: ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/19 "2001-05-18T02:50:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* > \*\*\ \*\* Which cheek? and I don’t mean left or right. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-if-you/65666/20 "2001-05-18T08:57:07Z")
Don’t take this the wrong way, but I confess I’m surprised that you “only” have 200 posts. Seems to me like I’ve seen a lot more! Congratulations again!