# I don't care what the white man says...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-what-the-white-man-says/557335>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 16, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-what-the-white-man-says/557335 "2010-10-16T13:50:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-what-the-white-man-says/557335/1 "2010-10-16T13:50:16Z")

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…Santa Claus is a black man.

😃

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-what-the-white-man-says/557335/2 "2010-10-16T16:04:53Z")

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Thank you, Freddie. . .

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**Author:** ![blindboyard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blindboyard/32/2833_2.png) [@blindboyard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blindboyard)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-what-the-white-man-says/557335/3 "2010-10-17T12:10:02Z")

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No, that’s Zwarte Piet.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-what-the-white-man-says/557335/4 "2010-10-18T03:44:07Z")

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> [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](#):
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> Thank you, Freddie. . .

Well spotted!

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-what-the-white-man-says/557335/5 "2010-10-18T03:59:46Z")

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I thought Santa was a red man.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-care-what-the-white-man-says/557335/6 "2010-10-18T07:27:47Z")

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No, Santa is…

Asian. Who else could get all that work done in one night?

Mexican. Who else works one day a year?

Italian. Who else would pull a B&E, but stop to eat before taking off?