# I don't even know what Trump is talking about any more

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 7, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-even-know-what-trump-is-talking-about-any-more/825755 "2018-12-07T17:47:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![TSBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@TSBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TSBG)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2018, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-even-know-what-trump-is-talking-about-any-more/825755/21 "2018-12-08T23:13:33Z")

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Now I want to know more about the fort.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2018, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-even-know-what-trump-is-talking-about-any-more/825755/22 "2018-12-08T23:25:47Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Sounds to me like he just had a mini stroke. I wonder if that’s what we’re really dealing with.

If he had a stroke, it wouldn’t be a “mini.” He doesn’t have or do anything _mini_. He has to have the biggest and the best. His words, not mine. Yo go, Mr. President! (And soon, please.)

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**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2018, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-even-know-what-trump-is-talking-about-any-more/825755/23 "2018-12-08T23:56:08Z")

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> [@TSBG](#):
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> Now I want to know more about the fort.

It was built in the back yard of his childhood home. Well, built by undocumented workers, but Li’l Donnie stood around telling them how badly they were doing it. Then Fred didn’t pay them, teaching the future something-aire the most important lesson in business.

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-even-know-what-trump-is-talking-about-any-more/825755/24 "2018-12-10T20:20:44Z")

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> [@Isamu](#):
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> “it used to be THREE, now it’s FOUR” was a sitcom from the 80s, I think.

Well, at least an [obscure 80s band](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3_Teens_Kill_4)

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**Author:** ![dorvann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df705f/32.png) [@dorvann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorvann)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-even-know-what-trump-is-talking-about-any-more/825755/25 "2018-12-10T20:30:11Z")

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> [@DinoR](#):
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> This.
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> His word salad can seemingly contradict previous statements or the sentence fragment immediately prior. I tend to think of his words like a Rorschach test. Everyone sees what they want to see in the amorphous blob that spills out.

His texts remind me why you should keep your mouth shut and consult with a lawyer before talking to the police if you are accused of a crime.

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