# I don't geddit....what's an MMP? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [April 11, 2006, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-geddit-whats-an-mmp/352281 "2006-04-11T22:36:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-geddit-whats-an-mmp/352281/21 "2006-04-12T00:13:00Z")
**Mr. Smith** , I notice you haven’t stopped by the actual MMP lately. (Yes, we take attendance.) I’m afraid this will make you ineligible for the MMP Retirement Plan. Apparently all the villainy you’re perpetrating in that henchperson thread has made you lose sight of the long-term picture: stability, being spoiled in our old age; they’re all much more important than world domination. 😛 **jsc1953** , we’re [over here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=366740). Hop in; no need to read the whole thing. GT ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-geddit-whats-an-mmp/352281/22 "2006-04-12T00:17:32Z")
> [@gardentraveler](#): > > **Mr. Smith** , I notice you haven’t stopped by the actual MMP lately. (Yes, we take attendance.) > > I’m afraid this will make you ineligible for the MMP Retirement Plan. Apparently all the villainy you’re perpetrating in that henchperson thread has made you lose sight of the long-term picture: stability, being spoiled in our old age; they’re all much more important than world domination. > > 😛 > > **jsc1953** , we’re [over here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=366740). Hop in; no need to read the whole thing. > > GT Indeed. It’s become a bit of an obsession. :biggrin: ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-geddit-whats-an-mmp/352281/23 "2006-04-12T00:55:27Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > That boy ain’t right in the haid. Hush, **Ya** --you know we don’t talk about his troubles in front of company and such! MMP stands for More Military Police–they’re new to the Dope. If you haven’t seen any around, you must be blind! (haw) Things were getting out of hand in the Pit, so Cecil and **Tubadiva** thought that a show of force would help. They recruited **swampus** and **spatialrift** and **Bumbazine** among others to be their “helpers”. Piss them off at your peril. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-geddit-whats-an-mmp/352281/24 "2006-04-12T01:18:23Z")
_ponders the thought of **swampy** and **Bumba** beating Dopers up with teddybears_ ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-geddit-whats-an-mmp/352281/25 "2006-04-12T02:49:05Z")
> [@Lissla Lissar](#): > > _ponders the thought of **swampy** and **Bumba** beating Dopers up with teddybears_ **spats** has the whole physics of it figgured out and **Mr Bus Guy** is the getaway driver! We female Dopers, we --what exactly do we do, anyway? Hmmm… ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-geddit-whats-an-mmp/352281/26 "2006-04-12T02:53:00Z")
Oh, I could offer a few suggestions … 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-geddit-whats-an-mmp/352281/27 "2006-04-12T04:33:52Z")
> [@gardentraveler](#): > > **Mr. Smith** , I notice you haven’t stopped by the actual MMP lately. (Yes, we take attendance.) > > I’m afraid this will make you ineligible for the MMP Retirement Plan. Apparently all the villainy you’re perpetrating in that henchperson thread has made you lose sight of the long-term picture: stability, being spoiled in our old age; they’re all much more important than world domination. > > 😛 > > **jsc1953** , we’re [over here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=366740). Hop in; no need to read the whole thing. > > GT Aw…motherfucker…that means I’ve gotta provide for ANOTHER elder Doper’s retirement plan? (insert a Cartman “god dammit!”) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-geddit-whats-an-mmp/352281.md?page=1)