# I don't get any respect.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 2, 2002, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980 "2002-12-02T16:56:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/41 "2002-12-02T19:21:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Biggirl \*  
> \*\*Yup, he answered you **Meatros** and you only asked once. Me, I’m just chopped liver. ::😭:: \*\*

You know, it’s gotta be the name. Meatros is the best name in the Universe, and it’s what the people respond too.😃

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/42 "2002-12-02T19:32:32Z")

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25? or 2 5 year olds? You make the call!

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/43 "2002-12-02T19:33:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \*  
> \*\*25? or 2 5 year olds? You make the call! \*\*

No, no, no, NO Tars!

It’s 2 - 5, in other words, 3!😃

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/44 "2002-12-02T19:33:42Z")

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R-E-S-P-E-C-T  
Find out what he means, BZ.  
R-E-S-P-E-C-T  
Take care, SDMB

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/45 "2002-12-02T19:34:21Z")

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2 - 5 might also be a range; could be four kids, ranging 2 to 5.

🙂

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/46 "2002-12-02T19:49:18Z")

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To get respect, you have to give respect. So far, you haven’t.

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/47 "2002-12-02T19:57:29Z")

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Sigh- if you walk around with a “kick me” sign, don’t act amazed when you get kicked in the ass.

Of course, based on your consistent manner of posting you are in it solely for the attention. How you made it this far is amazing, but now that the mods have noticed your lame little act I am sure the curtain is about to fall.  
:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/48 "2002-12-02T20:01:10Z")

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> There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates what others comprehend; and a third which neither comprehends by itself nor by the showing of others; the first is the most excellent, the second is good, and the third is useless.  
> ~ **Niccolo Machiavelli** (1469 - 1527), The Prince

Herein lies your problem . . .

DaLovin’ Dj

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**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/49 "2002-12-02T20:02:49Z")

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My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/50 "2002-12-02T20:10:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by beagledave \*  
> \*\ ***WHAT** is your quest? \*\*

\< basso profoundo voice \>

This is his QUEST  
To follow that STAR  
No matter how HOPELESS  
No matter how far

To FIGHT for the riiiiiight  
Without question or pause  
To be WILLING  
To march into HELL  
For a heavenly caaaaaaaaause!

And the world  
Will be better for this  
That one man  
Scorned and covered with scars  
Still strove  
With his last ounce of courage  
To reach  
The unreachable staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

\< /basso profundo voice \>

Um, or maybe he’s just a nit who gets off on asking stupid questions.

Fenris

PS: 2-5= -3, not 3. And my answer makes more sense.

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**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/51 "2002-12-02T20:38:34Z")

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**BZ00000**  
BANNED  
\<Insert mysterious organ music here\>

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**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/52 "2002-12-02T21:04:00Z")

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Perhaps he will be back. Maybe he’ll make a time machine out of a sit-n-spin attached to a lawn mower engine with rockets. The spinning reverses time, he comes back, gets the girl, and never gets banned. . . but will he destroy the Ice Palace in the process? Let’s just hope he never sees any old Frankenstein movies.

OK, not really nice since he can no longer defend himself. I’ll stop, but I’m getting an idea for a thread along the lines of “If the wacky laws of physics in bad movies were true then \_\_\_\_\_\_\_”. I’m picturing Richard Pryor with a flux capaciter on the moon. It’s snowing. . . .

DaLovin’ Dj

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/53 "2002-12-02T21:14:17Z")

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They banned him?!

How disrespectful is that?

😃

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**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/54 "2002-12-02T22:42:04Z")

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Now you know who REALLY should be complaining about lack of respect from that thread is [pipper](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?&threadid=147416&perpage=50&pagenumber=3#post2657957)  
Haiku??? Sheesh! ‘Haiku’ my leprous left elbow…

\*:: dances off singing :: lie la lie…lie la lie lie lie la lie… \*

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**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/55 "2002-12-02T22:50:01Z")

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And a toast to the banning of trolls! A toast to the mods! A toast to getting rid of womans sufferage! …  
Ok almost has you…

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/56 "2002-12-02T22:59:56Z")

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> **BZ00000**  
> BANNED

Slow, polite, cricket-ground applause.

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**Author:** ![everton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@everton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/everton)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/57 "2002-12-02T23:57:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Aspidistra \*  
> \*\*Now you know who REALLY should be complaining about lack of respect from that thread is [pipper](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?&threadid=147416&perpage=50&pagenumber=3#post2657957)  
> Haiku??? Sheesh! ‘Haiku’ my leprous left elbow…
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> \*:: dances off singing :: lie la lie…lie la lie lie lie la lie… \* \*\*

It was a joke mate. D’you reckon s/he didn’t get it either?

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/58 "2002-12-03T00:34:35Z")

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He’s not dead yet…

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=147622](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=147622)

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**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/59 "2002-12-03T01:33:16Z")

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:eek: Oh no! Do you mean there was a giant WHOOSHing sound above my head that I missed?

It’s not my fault, I swear. I thought it was Superman spinning the earth backwards. A simple mistake _anyone_ could have made!

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**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-any-respect/139980/60 "2002-12-03T01:36:19Z")

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The banhammer doth swing wildly today…

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