# I dont get this joke(Naked Gun) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 5, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-this-joke-naked-gun/382956 "2006-12-05T18:05:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-this-joke-naked-gun/382956/1 "2006-12-05T18:05:48Z")
Leslie Nielsen says “Thats a honey of an ankle bracelet.” Priscilla Presley responds with “Oh,did that slip down there again?” I can imagine where it was but I don’t get it,what am I missing? ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-this-joke-naked-gun/382956/2 "2006-12-05T18:10:47Z")
I think you’re trying to read too much into it… it’s just a silly joke. The bracelet was on her wrist but somehow ended up on her ankle… is it because the bracelet is broken? Is it because her body is so nice and thin that it slipped down there? It’s just a nice little non sequitur. ---
**Author:** ![Runestar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/74df32/32.png) [@Runestar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runestar)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-this-joke-naked-gun/382956/3 "2006-12-05T18:14:41Z")
I assumed that it was a garter; started up on her thigh, then slipped down to her ankle. ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-this-joke-naked-gun/382956/4 "2006-12-05T18:36:54Z")
I always thought the gag was the that “bracelet” was supposed to be inside her lady bits in some nebulously improbable way. That reading is funnier to me than its being a garter, simply higher up on her leg than the ankle. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-this-joke-naked-gun/382956/5 "2006-12-05T18:41:33Z")
Heh. It’s a joke that might be funnier today than when it was written, what with the invention of the [NuvaRing](http://www.nuvaring.com/Consumer/index.asp) and all… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-this-joke-naked-gun/382956/6 "2006-12-05T18:56:53Z")
Maybe the nice beaver dropped it. ---
**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-this-joke-naked-gun/382956/7 "2006-12-05T19:11:08Z")
that’s not a ring, that’s my wristwatch! ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-this-joke-naked-gun/382956/8 "2006-12-05T19:12:33Z")
[QUOTE=Fiver] I always thought the gag was the that “bracelet” was supposed to be inside her lady bits in some nebulously improbable way. That reading is funnier to me than its being a garter, simply higher up on her leg than the ankle. [/QUOTE] Right. . .maybe lady bits, or garter, but really just something nebulous meant to be taken as vaguely dirty, no further explanation needed. and **lieu**. . .haw haw. When I did a mouse over on the thread, I thought that maybe the OP had gotten an “edited for TV” version of the beaver joke. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-this-joke-naked-gun/382956/9 "2006-12-05T20:16:44Z")
[QUOTE=Trunk] and **lieu**. . .haw haw. When I did a mouse over on the thread, I thought that maybe the OP had gotten an “edited for TV” version of the beaver joke. [/QUOTE] When I saw it on TV, he just says, “Nice one.” It completely ruins the joke. ---
**Author:** ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-this-joke-naked-gun/382956/10 "2006-12-05T20:19:25Z")
Some women have labial piercings that include decorative chains, sort of a feminine version of a Prince Albert. I always thougt the joke was referring to that.