# I don't get today's Pearls Before Swine

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 24, 2017, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-todays-pearls-before-swine/797217 "2017-09-24T20:35:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2017, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-todays-pearls-before-swine/797217/1 "2017-09-24T20:35:04Z")

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I love the strip, and especially love the elaborate puns that he runs occasionally on Sunday’s. But today’s went right over my head.

Skipping the buildup…the punch line was:

A bolder, Boulder builder  
Bowled her ball, dear.  
Billed her bar, dear.

If it’s a pun on some well-known phrase, I’ve been whooshed.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2017, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-todays-pearls-before-swine/797217/2 "2017-09-24T20:38:28Z")

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Every word or two word phrase sounds similar. Not all homophones, but close.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2017, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-todays-pearls-before-swine/797217/3 "2017-09-24T20:51:31Z")

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So it’s not a pun, per se. Just word play.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2017, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-todays-pearls-before-swine/797217/4 "2017-09-24T20:57:47Z")

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Here’s the link: [Today on Pearls Before Swine - Comics by Stephan Pastis - GoComics](http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine)

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2017, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-todays-pearls-before-swine/797217/5 "2017-09-24T21:00:14Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> So it’s not a pun, per se. Just word play.

Aye; just word play, leading up to the punch line delivered to the _cartoonist_: “You’re not right in the head.”

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**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2017, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-todays-pearls-before-swine/797217/6 "2017-09-24T22:10:22Z")

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every week or so Pastis does a strip where the punch line is a bad pun. the last panel will be one of the characters (usually Rat) insulting the author or threatening him with retaliation.

[my favorite.](http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2016/10/09)

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2017, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-get-todays-pearls-before-swine/797217/7 "2017-09-25T00:16:42Z")

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The gang over at Josh Fruhlinger’s **Comics Curmudgeon** blog\* seems to be getting sick of the wordplay strips, but I love 'em. I’m an inveterate punner, and I’m impressed Pastis gets away with being beaten only by Rat, or occasionally Ringo Starr.

- [https://joshreads.com/](https://joshreads.com/)
