# I don't give a FUCK if your car is "For Sale" **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 6, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592 "2006-08-06T19:30:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/181 "2006-08-09T00:11:18Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] YYou know, lots of people agreed with you about rusted cars being left on lawns. But you had to drag in “whole families” having yard sales and old zombie women shuffling around mansions. You are a flaming jack ass and I really don’t feel bad about “invalidating” your lame Pitting. [/QUOTE] Fuck, dude, so now it’s homophobia? Your invalidation has fucking zero limits. “Flaming”?! The separation of the words “jack” and “ass” has not escaped me. You mean to say that I jack dudes in the ass. Wrong. I’m not gay. But I have no problem with homosexuality. Apparently you do. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/182 "2006-08-09T00:12:05Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] Maybe if you’d read what I write instead of looking cockeyed at it, you’d actually start to understand and learn something. [/QUOTE] I read what you wrote. You complained about people putting for sale signs in their cars and having yard sales. Then you complained how all the beaters, strip clubs, and old ladies in crumbling old mansions have ruined Meridian St. and somehow lead to six shootings. Then you told us how you saw a beater and a high speed police chase and compared us to passengers on the Lusitania. Then you just started screaming insults. I’ve learned _something_ from all this, but probably not what you intended. > [@](#): > > In the meanwhile, you’re just being the typical jaggoff SDMB mod, setting an unpleasant tone for all to emulate. Not me, I’m wearing a top hat. It’s classing the shit out of this place. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/183 "2006-08-09T00:17:48Z")
[QUOTE=Giraffe] Not me, I’m wearing a top hat. It’s classing the shit out of this place. [/QUOTE] Then why don’t you fuck off to where everyone’s as classy as you? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/184 "2006-08-09T00:19:04Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] Then why don’t you fuck off to where everyone’s as classy as you? [/QUOTE] I hear Indianapolis is nice. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/185 "2006-08-09T00:28:43Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] I never judged anyone by his/her car. That’s your own bullshit interpolation. I drive a shitty old Olds because that’s what I can afford right now. I hope I can buy a decent new car in the near future. I live on a corner lot with a pretty busy street to the side of my house, but I’m not going to set my own beater for sale out there when it’s time to get rid of it. [/QUOTE] Okay, so it’s okay to have an old beater on your property, if you’re NOT selling it? ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/186 "2006-08-09T00:29:13Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] Fuck, dude, so now it’s homophobia? Your invalidation has fucking zero limits. “Flaming”?! The separation of the words “jack” and “ass” has not escaped me. You mean to say that I jack dudes in the ass. Wrong. I’m not gay. But I have no problem with homosexuality. Apparently you do. [/QUOTE] …Wow…just fucking WOW…damn…wow… I am speechless. Wow… ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/187 "2006-08-09T00:29:14Z")
> [@](#): > > **Aeschines** dribbled: > Fuck, dude, so now it’s homophobia? Your invalidation has fucking zero limits. > > “Flaming”?! > > The separation of the words “jack” and “ass” has not escaped me. You mean to say that I jack dudes in the ass. > > Wrong. I’m not gay. But I have no problem with homosexuality. Apparently you do. Haw haw. This can’t possibly be for real. You’ve now decided to go over the top on me, huh? I bow to the Troll-King. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/188 "2006-08-09T00:41:26Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] Fuck, dude, so now it’s homophobia? Your invalidation has fucking zero limits. “Flaming”?! The separation of the words “jack” and “ass” has not escaped me. You mean to say that I jack dudes in the ass. Wrong. I’m not gay. But I have no problem with homosexuality. Apparently you do. [/QUOTE] And now, ladies and gentlemen, the reactions of the members of the SDMB: > **[Wizards of the Coast](https://company.wizards.com/en)** > > Wizards of the Coast is a family of studios specializing in building role playing, trading card, and digital games for all genres of players. [http://www.amandabynesnow.com/retro/fio/ws-doge/incredulous.jpg](http://www.amandabynesnow.com/retro/fio/ws-doge/incredulous.jpg) [http://corkintheocean.com/wordpress/wp-content/images/gardy.jpg](http://corkintheocean.com/wordpress/wp-content/images/gardy.jpg) [http://www.users.waitrose.com/~nickangell/holly%202-25%20-%20incredulous%20b.jpg](http://www.users.waitrose.com/~nickangell/holly%202-25%20-%20incredulous%20b.jpg) [http://homepages.nyu.edu/~cmm296/game/f\_look\_incredulous.gif](http://homepages.nyu.edu/~cmm296/game/f_look_incredulous.gif) [http://binrock.net/photos/p/7894](http://binrock.net/photos/p/7894) [![](http://nathanlogan.com/images/33.jpg) ](http://nathanlogan.com/images/33.jpg) [http://thumb9.shutterstock.com/photos4/thumb\_large/61169/61169,1142296855,4.jpg](http://thumb9.shutterstock.com/photos4/thumb_large/61169/61169,1142296855,4.jpg) [![](https://kalvos.org/jpg/lancaster4.jpg) ](https://kalvos.org/jpg/lancaster4.jpg) [http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~shievak/IncredulousTom.jpg](http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~shievak/IncredulousTom.jpg) [http://www.zazangels.com/rhch53edoff43rxz.jpg](http://www.zazangels.com/rhch53edoff43rxz.jpg) [http://home.swipnet.se/~w-12947/Gfx/AoD/armydk19.jpg](http://home.swipnet.se/~w-12947/Gfx/AoD/armydk19.jpg) [http://www.squattheplanet.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/thumb\_stupifiedmatt.jpg](http://www.squattheplanet.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/thumb_stupifiedmatt.jpg) [http://www.squattheplanet.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/thumb\_stupifiederic.jpg](http://www.squattheplanet.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/thumb_stupifiederic.jpg) [http://blog.columbiarecords.com/theafters/archives/stunned.jpg](http://blog.columbiarecords.com/theafters/archives/stunned.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/189 "2006-08-09T00:54:08Z")
[QUOTE=wring] –for your own good, I would suggest to stop responding to this thread. [/QUOTE] Oh, he would if he had posted anything substantial and been challenged on it. He tends to flee mightily when that happens. This thread? He’s in his element. [QUOTE=Guinistasia] Okay, so it’s okay to have an old beater on your property, if you’re NOT selling it? [/QUOTE] Do not confuse him with FACTS! **Miller** , stop that! As to the OP, specifically your title–I very well think you do care. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/190 "2006-08-09T01:23:35Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] I bow to the Troll-King. [/QUOTE] While you’re down there, suck. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/191 "2006-08-09T01:24:21Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] It’s just someone challenging a number of your preconceptions and presenting information that makes you a little uncomfortable. [/QUOTE] Ooooohhhh…so it’s trolling then. > [@Aeschines](#): > > Fuck, dude, so now it’s homophobia? Your invalidation has fucking zero limits. > > “Flaming”?! > > The separation of the words “jack” and “ass” has not escaped me. You mean to say that I jack dudes in the ass. > > Wrong. I’m not gay. But I have no problem with homosexuality. Apparently you do. Yep. Good one, I have to admit. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/192 "2006-08-09T01:27:03Z")
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal] Oh, he would if he had posted anything substantial and been challenged on it. He tends to flee mightily when that happens. [/QUOTE] Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/193 "2006-08-09T01:35:14Z")
**Aeschines** , why are you channeling **drmark**? ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/194 "2006-08-09T01:39:25Z")
> [@](#): > > **Aeschines:** I’m not gay. But I have no problem with homosexuality. > [@](#): > > **Aeschines:** While you’re down there, suck. Hate to break it to you but when you have that much of a “no problem” with homosexuality, you’ve crossed the border. Hope you can get that sorted out. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/195 "2006-08-09T01:41:34Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] Cite? [/QUOTE] A falcon may have sight but if he eats a worm what use is it? Are his boundaries not both the same? Assholes may abound but bounding assholes are to be avoided. Looking into the void is what leads to Buddhist vegetarian gilded hand clapping. One of which is what you must sound like when you are making your favorite love. Above all, love, remember your promise to be fruity and kiss the sky. Looking skyward is much preferred to the Afterbucket Experience. Pull your head out of the fire and douse it where the wet and gooey meets the brown roundy. But first, give me 30 minutes to call a crowd. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/196 "2006-08-09T01:45:22Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] Hate to break it to you but when you have that much of a “no problem” with homosexuality, you’ve crossed the border. Hope you can get that sorted out. [/QUOTE] _What_ border, fuckface? And _you’re_ calling ME a troll, you board-hopping little fuck! Um, don’t you have some shit to stir up _elsewhere_, you ass-easy little cybertart? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/197 "2006-08-09T01:46:02Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] While you’re down there, suck. [/QUOTE] Are you going to supply the magnifying glass and tweezers? (_Tank Girl_ was a dumb movie but I liked that line) ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/198 "2006-08-09T01:46:32Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] Hah hah, I’m adopted [/QUOTE] By screaming baboons, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/199 "2006-08-09T01:46:59Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] _What_ border, fuckface? And _you’re_ calling ME a troll, you board-hopping little fuck! Um, don’t you have some shit to stir up _elsewhere_, you ass-easy little cybertart? [/QUOTE] Board hopping? That’s bizarre. So bizarre that I’ve changed my mind, you are crazy. A “natural” troll, so to speak. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/200 "2006-08-09T01:47:04Z")
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal] Pull your head out of the fire and douse it where the wet and gooey meets the brown roundy. [/QUOTE] And then we smoke a cigarette and just doze off in each other’s arms, right? Sounds nice. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592.md?page=11)