# I don't give a FUCK if your car is "For Sale" **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 6, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592 "2006-08-06T19:30:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/201 "2006-08-09T01:48:32Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] Board hopping? [/QUOTE] How coy of you, Sergeant Boardwar. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/202 "2006-08-09T01:53:20Z")
[QUOTE=Giraffe] Not me, I’m wearing a top hat. It’s classing the shit out of this place. [/QUOTE] Class, my ass. You need a fedora, just like the ones the seriously cool mods wear. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/203 "2006-08-09T01:53:43Z")
It’s not coy in the least, how about you describe “board hopping”, you fucking nutjob? If it means visiting other message boards, then I guess I plead guilty to what is apparently the internet equivalent of holding a yard sale. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/204 "2006-08-09T01:55:28Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] It’s not coy in the least, how about you describe “board hopping”, you fucking nutjob? [/QUOTE] Um, visiting others and producing a running commentary on this one. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/205 "2006-08-09T02:01:58Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] Um, visiting others and producing a running commentary on this one. [/QUOTE] Umm, do you think any other humans are familiar with that definition? ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/206 "2006-08-09T02:04:52Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] Umm, do you think any other humans are familiar with that definition? [/QUOTE] OK, so you plead guilty to shit stirring. You’re also a snide little fucker. Finally, judging by the head you just gave me, you’re a lousy lay. Now fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/207 "2006-08-09T02:10:51Z")
I plead guilty? Did I accidentally say that in Japanese? I meant to speak English. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/208 "2006-08-09T02:11:17Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] Finally, judging by the head you just gave me, you’re a lousy lay. Now fuck off. [/QUOTE] Well, considering what he had to work with, I’d say he wins just for the effort. ---
**Author:** ![Jayrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Jayrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayrot)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/209 "2006-08-09T02:16:30Z")
Oooh, oooh. Do me next! ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/210 "2006-08-09T02:23:06Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] Hah hah. There have been multiple jokes in the thread about mental illness. Have you known sick people who haven’t taken their meds? I’ve had family members and friends with heavy-duty depression and bipolar. It’s sad and scary, not funny at all. [/QUOTE] Yes, it’s sad. And can often become quite scary. As your proving in this thread. > [@Aeschines](#): > > “Twat” is a disgusting word, and I have only contempt for you now that you have used it. Get some class, Mod. Damn, I thought Aeschines was Greek for Twat. (And nice save on not saying Nonny, prolific poster to the board you hate so much.) I wonder if I’ll get a whole thread to me. 🙂 > [@Aeschines](#): > > Hah hah, I’m adopted, but whatever Um, that doesn’t exclude you from from genetic history. If you’re adopted, the people that raised you have nothing to do with your genetic history. With your bomabastic, snide superiority I thought you would have known that. But in your mind I’m always wrong, so maybe that doesn’t matter. > [@Aeschines](#): > > I drive a shitty old Olds because that’s what I can afford right now. I hope I can buy a decent new car in the near future. Jealousy is a rotton trait. When you see those beaters for sale, just focus on the goal of moving up in life so you can one day afford one. We’re all hoping the best for you to someday get that '88 Yugo. With the rear defroster. Living in Indy it will help keep your hands warm when puching it home. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/211 "2006-08-09T02:24:45Z")
Hey Nutburger-- So there’s blacks in Fishers, eh? Damn-- you might have to move your racist, classist, fear-mongering little glory-hole all the way out to Noblesville then! And thanks for spewing the old racist chestnut: “Why, some of my best friends are… um… not-white!” We don’t have avatars here on the SDMB, but who needs them when a OPers words so perfectly connotate the the image of a filthy white, pointy-topped hood with two dim eye-holes soooo very far apart? ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/212 "2006-08-09T02:25:55Z")
[QUOTE=duffer] Living in Indy it will help keep your hands warm when **puching** it home. [/QUOTE] That fucking does it. I’m prying loose the “C” and “S” keys and switching them since my fingers seem to think “pushing” is spelled “puching”. Ah well, at least I had the balls to admit to insanity. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/213 "2006-08-09T02:34:33Z")
[QUOTE=duffer] As your proving in this thread. [/quote] That’s “you’re,” fucknut. Get some grammer. > [@](#): > > Damn, I thought Aeschines was Greek for Twat. Don’t use that word, it’s disgusting. Thanks. > [@](#): > > (And nice save on not saying Nonny, prolific poster to the board you hate so much.) I read, but I don’t post, Nonny. > [@](#): > > Um, that doesn’t exclude you from from genetic history. If you’re adopted, the people that raised you have nothing to do with your genetic history. My point exactly. Review the tape. > [@](#): > > But in your mind I’m always wrong, so maybe that doesn’t matter. Wittle bit insecure, Duffie? > [@](#): > > Jealousy is a rotton trait. When you see those beaters for sale, just focus on the goal of moving up in life so you can one day afford one. We’re all hoping the best for you to someday get that '88 Yugo. This was actually pretty funny. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/214 "2006-08-09T02:35:45Z")
[QUOTE=I Love Me, Vol. I] We don’t have avatars here on the SDMB, but who needs them when a OPers words so perfectly connotate the the image of a filthy white, pointy-topped hood with two dim eye-holes soooo very far apart? [/QUOTE] Psst, you’ve got the password but what about the secret handshake? You _too_ can be an Illuminatus! ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/215 "2006-08-09T02:40:19Z")
well, if you’re insisting on not taking good advice and continuing to post, you could at least make it a tad more interesting than constantly quoting some poster and replying “fuck off”. it’s one thing to be an idiot, but a boring one? ---
**Author:** ![nameless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/779978/32.png) [@nameless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nameless)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/216 "2006-08-09T02:41:01Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] Don’t use that word, it’s disgusting. Thanks. [/Quote] I don’t mean to hijack Aeschines’s Last Stand, but what in the world is disgusting about the word “twat?” It’s sort of a charmingly funny name for a very interesting part of the female body. OED doesn’t pull down anything particularly horrible for the word. What’s the problem? ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/217 "2006-08-09T02:41:42Z")
[QUOTE=wring] it’s one thing to be an idiot, but a boring one? [/QUOTE] Search for it: fuck off ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/218 "2006-08-09T02:47:20Z")
[QUOTE=nameless] I don’t mean to hijack Aeschines’s Last Stand, but what in the world is disgusting about the word “twat?” It’s sort of a charmingly funny name for a very interesting part of the female body. OED doesn’t pull down anything particularly horrible for the word. What’s the problem? [/QUOTE] Fuck off, you fucking twat! OK, I gave in. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/219 "2006-08-09T02:54:27Z")
Not by my choice, but by that of the cretinous hordes, have I taken on all comers and trounced them. I came to give you wisdom about the scourge of junk that plagues our fair land, but you rejected it. In so doing, you have damned yourselves. In rejecting the succor of my thought and knowledge, you have shamed yourselves. Through your crass manner of expression and vulgar concepts, you have debased yourselves. Let’s end this war for now. Acknowledge my puissance and erudition, and I will grant a ceasefire. If not, I will go 1 against 50 and still come out the victor. ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592/220 "2006-08-09T02:59:33Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] Not by my choice, but by that of the cretinous hordes, have I taken on all comers and trounced them. I came to give you wisdom about the scourge of junk that plagues our fair land, but you rejected it. In so doing, you have damned yourselves. In rejecting the succor of my thought and knowledge, you have shamed yourselves. Through your crass manner of expression and vulgar concepts, you have debased yourselves. Let’s end this war for now. Acknowledge my puissance and erudition, and I will grant a ceasefire. If not, I will go 1 against 50 and still come out the victor. [/QUOTE] Delusions of grandeur much? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-give-a-fuck-if-your-car-is-for-sale/367592.md?page=12)